Afternoon my limp wristed friends...been a while..

Pudseyp
Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
edited June 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Afternoon jizz monkeys..been a while so thought I would drop by and say hellococksuckers...hope your all well..cwnt hows the leg...guess you have grown a new one as I ain't been on here for months and months..

My life has changed significantly due to the birth of our first child a little daughter Maisie Lily...thanks to a difficult pregnancy I ain't been in the saddle for a while...

Hows sheepsteeth and SS ?
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    who the fark are you?

    welcome back, congrats on the child, hope you are managing to get some sleep!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,859
    Pudseyp wrote:
    My life has changed significantly due to the birth of our first child a little daughter Maisie Lily...thanks to a difficult pregnancy I ain't been in the saddle for a while.......... ?

    You talking about cycling or sex?
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    matthew h wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    My life has changed significantly due to the birth of our first child a little daughter Maisie Lily...thanks to a difficult pregnancy I ain't been in the saddle for a while.......... ?

    You talking about cycling or sex?

    Both...right arm like Arnie, due to my huge right bicep I walk like a crab..
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Pudseyp wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Pudseyp wrote:
    My life has changed significantly due to the birth of our first child a little daughter Maisie Lily...thanks to a difficult pregnancy I ain't been in the saddle for a while.......... ?

    You talking about cycling or sex?

    Both...right arm like Arnie, due to my huge right bicep I walk like a crab..
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,415
    We can tell you've got a kid now Pudsey, why else would you be posting on a Saturday night? :wink:
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    We can tell you've got a kid now Pudsey, why else would you be posting on a Saturday night? :wink:

    They are both still in hospital as the little one was 4 weeks premature, they should be home soon so it's the last intake of hardcore grot before they get home...stumbled on a new porn craze called the "spiderman" basically you dump your load in to the palm of your hand and then chuck it as the lady on her knees...catchy eh...
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    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Welcome back! Hope the wife and little one can come home soon. As for the spiderman, it's a favourite in my house. You need to get yourself on urban dictionary more. Give the wife an angry pirate...that will cheer her up no end.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    Or a Cleveland Steamer after a big meal if you are feeling particularly kinky
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    oooh, now we're talking. It's not one for guests to enjoy, but can be very exciting when just the two of you fancy some romance.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • fyldesmurf
    fyldesmurf Posts: 412
    I really don't think anything can top a good munting if you're feeling a bit horny to be honest...
  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    Oh it can, try some sploshing
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    alaskan hot pocket?