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If you could freeze time for the whole world...

SecteurSecteur Posts: 1,971
edited June 2012 in The bottom bracket
...but you were still able to walk about normally, what would you do and where would you go with no-one to stop you?

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  • pinnopinno Posts: 42,811
    This thread is too complicated for the average roadie.

    You need something more simple, or involving more sex.
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  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Never been to Madame Tussauds, would sneek in there.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • SecteurSecteur Posts: 1,971
    I have always had this recurring dream/ idea since childhood that I could freeze time, yet still be able to walk about and do things normally...

    It would be great for impromptu naps, bike rides and other such things when there just arent enough hours in the normal day

    If someone could just invent such a device and let me know please.
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    You`ve obviously never spent time in Court.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • willhubwillhub Posts: 821
    edited June 2012
    I'd rob a bank and buy myself a new bike.

    I would replace the stolen money with bags of haribo to ensure that they would blame Wiggle.
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Definitely get out on my bike. Question - do we continue to age? If not, it'll be 6 or 7 hour bike rides every day.
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    willhub wrote:
    I'd rob a bank and buy myself a new bike.

    Couldn't you just nick a bike?
  • willhubwillhub Posts: 821
    johnfinch wrote:
    willhub wrote:
    I'd rob a bank and buy myself a new bike.

    Couldn't you just nick a bike?

    No?
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Theres no one to sell the bike.You`re f***ed.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • SecteurSecteur Posts: 1,971
    nevman wrote:
    Theres no one to sell the bike.You`re f***ed.

    The mans a genius! Therefore it doesn't count as stealing!
  • The OrsThe Ors Posts: 130
    Can people feel/remember what you do to them whilst time is frozen?

    If you don't put them back exactly as they were before, would they realise?
  • SecteurSecteur Posts: 1,971
    In my bizarre little fantasy, everyone else is frozen in time and consciousness, so totally unaware, but I can touch and pick things up etc...

    I used to imagine sneaking onto planes for free holidays! I think they do head counts though, so probably wouldn't work in reality!
  • RDWRDW Posts: 1,900
    There's a book about that:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fermata

    "However, instead of becoming rich or a diabolic criminal, Strine becomes an elaborate voyeur. He stops time so that he can see women naked, and eventually creates scenarios that he can watch after he allows time to start again."
  • SecteurSecteur Posts: 1,971
    RDW wrote:
    There's a book about that:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fermata

    "However, instead of becoming rich or a diabolic criminal, Strine becomes an elaborate voyeur. He stops time so that he can see women naked, and eventually creates scenarios that he can watch after he allows time to start again."


    Interesting... have you read this?
  • mjclementsmjclements Posts: 46
    Check out The Magic Boomerang. Used to watch it when I was a kid. Unfortunately time didn't stand still and I got old.
  • random manrandom man Posts: 1,518
    Secteur wrote:
    nevman wrote:
    Theres no one to sell the bike.You`re f***ed.

    The mans a genius! Therefore it doesn't count as stealing!

    I must be missing something here - stealing a bike is theft but stealing money isn't? How does that work then?
  • RDWRDW Posts: 1,900
    Secteur wrote:
    RDW wrote:
    Interesting... have you read this?

    Just the mucky bits (so most of it, then).
  • mudcow007mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    how long would it be frozen for?

    could you use vehicles to drive around or would they be frozen too?

    would everything be covered in ice (if they were frozen)
    Keeping it classy since '83
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