If you use any of the following: YOUR GAY

Vesterberg
Vesterberg Posts: 330
edited June 2012 in The bottom bracket
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Rant over

Can I get

Happy bunny

...Your Gay. Yes 'YOUR' not 'YOU'RE'
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  • steelie600
    steelie600 Posts: 519
    All roadies are gay, we know that, but whats the point here??
    Idiot ^^^^^^^^^

    Ralph
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    i'm not gay but my boyfriend is.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    I am finding this difficult to understand because you appear to be using a regional language or dialect rather than a literary or cultured form of vocabulary.

    Does this mean I is gay too? :D
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  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    I'm so not a happy bunny after my trip to the job center.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    i'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

    You're only gay if you go for a reach around.
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    MattC59 wrote:
    i'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

    You're only gay if you go for a reach around.

    But a selfish lover if you don't. Such a quandary..
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    MattC59 wrote:
    i'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

    You're only gay if you go for a reach around.

    Are you trying to reach your energy bars or something??
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,718
    Vesterberg wrote:
    End of

    Rant over

    Can I get

    Happy bunny

    ...Your Gay. Yes 'YOUR' not 'YOU'RE'

    But your re a homophobe...
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • CambsNewbie
    CambsNewbie Posts: 564
    I'm confused?

    How did you know?
  • Giraffoto
    Giraffoto Posts: 2,078
    Oh dear, I know how to spell and punctuate and I use apostrophes where I should. How will I break the news to my wife?
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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Vesterberg wrote:
    End of

    Rant over

    Can I get

    Happy bunny

    ...Your Gay. Yes 'YOUR' not 'YOU'RE'

    Quiet day at Vestertroll Towers is it?

    Is this another one of your pointless trolling posts where you lose your inner monologue and start typing absolute crap?

    As a self-confessed troll and a proven idiot, you always brighten up my day. But I think you should seek professional advice regarding you drinking problem.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Vesterberg wrote:
    End of

    Rant over

    Can I get

    Happy bunny

    ...Your Gay. Yes 'YOUR' not 'YOU'RE'

    That's all very well, but, if a homosexual jumped on your back would you leave him there or toss him off?
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    YOUR GAY WHAT?
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Gay wrote:
    having or showing a merry, lively mood
    I do believe I am. Thanks!
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    You shouldnt of started this thred. :roll:
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
    Not sure if the OP is a tw@ or I have just missed the hilarious playground joke?
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Secteur wrote:
    Not sure if the OP is a tw@ or I have just missed the hilarious playground joke?
    There is no hilarious playground joke :D
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Yes they're is.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,504
    I want to be gay, I have decided that I am going to be a lesbian. I will then be a happy bunny.
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  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    Vesterberg? Are you trying to be a tw@t or is the trying unnessecary?

    You decide....

    pickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickoneBONG
    Sorry too slow, me decide yeah you buttwipe :D
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  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    I want to be gay, I have decided that I am going to be a lesbian. I will then be a happy bunny.
    If you're gonna be a lesbian, then I am too.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,504
    I want to be gay, I have decided that I am going to be a lesbian. I will then be a happy bunny.
    If you're gonna be a lesbian, then I am too.

    Look at this:

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEXY-LONG-WINE-RED-LADY-FASHION-LOOSE-FULL-WIG-NEW-FANCY-DRESS-/320833641685?pt=UK_Women_s_Wigs&hash=item4ab32cdcd5
    We can get started straight away, wonder what i will get for selling my organ?

    Are you going to be the b1tch or am I?
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  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    We can get started straight away, wonder what i will get for selling my organ?
    Not much,meat is traded by the lb :lol::lol::lol:
    Are you going to be the b1tch or am I?
    Can't we share?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,504
    We can get started straight away, wonder what i will get for selling my organ?
    Not much,meat is traded by the lb :lol::lol::lol:
    Are you going to be the b1tch or am I?
    Can't we share?

    Is that the 'Arthur or Martha' or 'Hotel-Motel' theory of Lesbiandry?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    We can get started straight away, wonder what i will get for selling my organ?
    Not much,meat is traded by the lb :lol::lol::lol:
    Are you going to be the b1tch or am I?
    Can't we share?

    Is that the 'Arthur or Martha' or 'Hotel-Motel' theory of Lesbiandry?
    I dunno, can't we just turn the lights out and see what happens?
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    You're all a bunch of puffs. :lol:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    ddraver wrote:
    Vesterberg wrote:
    End of

    Rant over

    Can I get

    Happy bunny

    ...Your Gay. Yes 'YOUR' not 'YOU'RE'

    But your re a homophobe...

    On the other hand, I'm a Holmaphobe, and can't stand that talentless, Man Utd-supporting salad dodger off of This Morning. ;)

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,504
    You're all a bunch of puffs. :lol:

    Yer a big bloody puff yersel' - get on yer bike, how long has it been since the hip hop op? Have you entered the Dragon Ride yet?

    Just you leave me an' HMTNET to get on with coming out of the closet, its hard enough as it is.Have you any idea what its like trying to choose the right mascara: Max Factor or Rimmel, am I going to go peroxide blonde or auburn, blush or plain foundation, tights or stockings, diaphragm or co... no, two women can't make babies can they?
    Anyway, its exceedingly hard to become naturally touchy and develop a chip on your shoulder and say openly "I'm Gay".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Have you any idea what its like trying to choose the right mascara: Max Factor or Rimmel, am I going to go peroxide blonde or auburn, blush or plain foundation, tights or stockings, diaphragm or co...

    :!: I'm hoping you lifted that from MumsNet and that it's not what's nornally inside your head.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,504
    GiantMike wrote:
    Have you any idea what its like trying to choose the right mascara: Max Factor or Rimmel, am I going to go peroxide blonde or auburn, blush or plain foundation, tights or stockings, diaphragm or co...

    :!: I'm hoping you lifted that from MumsNet and that it's not what's nornally inside your head.

    Your a homophobic basket, i'm not allowed free will and a sex change without some tw4t already showing me prejudicial opinions and I suppose your going to call me a Dyke you rotten chauvanistic mysoginist xenophobic racist pig, if you come near me i'll slap you with my Gucci handbag, sob, sniff (whilst potruding my bottom lip) !

    But it has come to this:

    Dear TMHNET (aka Windowlena).
    In an annoyingly nasal Australian tone

    I knew we couldn't be together because its not as if I don't love you and you don't love me and I can't show my love for you because you couldn't open up and tell me your real feelings due to that tragic incident with your Unkel when you were just a little confused boy/girl and now you see shopping as some sort of emotional outlet whilst the inner you never gits a chance to shine. Remember that boodiful romantic evening where we changed batteries in the didgery doo ? Well, all you could talk about was the paintwork on the ceiling and it was then I realised that I wanted to be with Shardmane because she got the boob job that you promised me that you would get and never did because in your mynd was poodle cut 'n' blow jobs, shoe shops and lither accassories.
    So its so sad that its come to this and I know that you know that she knows that you know I know that one day in the future, you and I will be in a bitter pace and the sun will shine in our hearts lifted by the knowledge that someone somewhere will always give you a shag when all the other options have dissapeard.

    By gorgeous, it was nice knowing you... listen I gotta go 'cos its the girls first XV 'training camp as t1ts' session of the season and my emowtions are all buggered.

    See ya.
    Eileaneleft
    xx
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!