If you use any of the following: YOUR GAY

Vesterberg

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...Your Gay. Yes 'YOUR' not 'YOU'RE'

steelie600

All roadies are gay, we know that, but whats the point here??

Cleat Eastwood

i'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

team47b

I am finding this difficult to understand because you appear to be using a regional language or dialect rather than a literary or cultured form of vocabulary.

Does this mean I is gay too?

willhub

I'm so not a happy bunny after my trip to the job center.

MattC59

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

i'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

You're only gay if you go for a reach around.

Monkeypump

MattC59 wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

i'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

You're only gay if you go for a reach around.

But a selfish lover if you don't. Such a quandary..

Redhog14

MattC59 wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

i'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

You're only gay if you go for a reach around.

Are you trying to reach your energy bars or something??

ddraver

Vesterberg wrote:

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But your re a homophobe...

CambsNewbie

I'm confused?

How did you know?

Giraffoto

Oh dear, I know how to spell and punctuate and I use apostrophes where I should. How will I break the news to my wife?

GiantMike

Vesterberg wrote:

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Quiet day at Vestertroll Towers is it?

Is this another one of your pointless trolling posts where you lose your inner monologue and start typing absolute crap?

As a self-confessed troll and a proven idiot, you always brighten up my day. But I think you should seek professional advice regarding you drinking problem.

Frank the tank

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That's all very well, but, if a homosexual jumped on your back would you leave him there or toss him off?

fast as fupp

YOUR GAY WHAT?

t.m.h.n.e.t

Gay wrote:

having or showing a merry, lively mood

I do believe I am. Thanks!

Peddle Up!

You shouldnt of started this thred. :roll:

Secteur

Not sure if the OP is a tw@ or I have just missed the hilarious playground joke?

t.m.h.n.e.t

Secteur wrote:

Not sure if the OP is a tw@ or I have just missed the hilarious playground joke?

There is no hilarious playground joke

jim453

Yes they're is.

pinno

I want to be gay, I have decided that I am going to be a lesbian. I will then be a happy bunny.

mattshrops

Vesterberg? Are you trying to be a tw@t or is the trying unnessecary?

You decide....

pickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickonepickoneBONG
Sorry too slow, me decide yeah you buttwipe

t.m.h.n.e.t

pinarello001 wrote:

I want to be gay, I have decided that I am going to be a lesbian. I will then be a happy bunny.

If you're gonna be a lesbian, then I am too.

pinno

T.M.H.N.E.T wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

I want to be gay, I have decided that I am going to be a lesbian. I will then be a happy bunny.

If you're gonna be a lesbian, then I am too.

Look at this:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEXY-LONG-WINE-RED-LADY-FASHION-LOOSE-FULL-WIG-NEW-FANCY-DRESS-/320833641685?pt=UK_Women_s_Wigs&hash=item4ab32cdcd5
We can get started straight away, wonder what i will get for selling my organ?

Are you going to be the b1tch or am I?

t.m.h.n.e.t

pinarello001 wrote:

We can get started straight away, wonder what i will get for selling my organ?

Not much,meat is traded by the lb

Are you going to be the b1tch or am I?

Can't we share?

pinno

T.M.H.N.E.T wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

We can get started straight away, wonder what i will get for selling my organ?

Not much,meat is traded by the lb

Are you going to be the b1tch or am I?

Can't we share?

Is that the 'Arthur or Martha' or 'Hotel-Motel' theory of Lesbiandry?

t.m.h.n.e.t

pinarello001 wrote:

T.M.H.N.E.T wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

We can get started straight away, wonder what i will get for selling my organ?

Not much,meat is traded by the lb

Are you going to be the b1tch or am I?

Can't we share?

Is that the 'Arthur or Martha' or 'Hotel-Motel' theory of Lesbiandry?

I dunno, can't we just turn the lights out and see what happens?

Frank the tank

You're all a bunch of puffs.

DavidBelcher

ddraver wrote:

Vesterberg wrote:

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But your re a homophobe...

On the other hand, I'm a Holmaphobe, and can't stand that talentless, Man Utd-supporting salad dodger off of This Morning.

David

pinno

Frank the tank wrote:

You're all a bunch of puffs.

Yer a big bloody puff yersel' - get on yer bike, how long has it been since the hip hop op? Have you entered the Dragon Ride yet?

Just you leave me an' HMTNET to get on with coming out of the closet, its hard enough as it is.Have you any idea what its like trying to choose the right mascara: Max Factor or Rimmel, am I going to go peroxide blonde or auburn, blush or plain foundation, tights or stockings, diaphragm or co... no, two women can't make babies can they?
Anyway, its exceedingly hard to become naturally touchy and develop a chip on your shoulder and say openly "I'm Gay".

GiantMike

pinarello001 wrote:

Have you any idea what its like trying to choose the right mascara: Max Factor or Rimmel, am I going to go peroxide blonde or auburn, blush or plain foundation, tights or stockings, diaphragm or co...

:!: I'm hoping you lifted that from MumsNet and that it's not what's nornally inside your head.

pinno

GiantMike wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Have you any idea what its like trying to choose the right mascara: Max Factor or Rimmel, am I going to go peroxide blonde or auburn, blush or plain foundation, tights or stockings, diaphragm or co...

:!: I'm hoping you lifted that from MumsNet and that it's not what's nornally inside your head.

Your a homophobic basket, i'm not allowed free will and a sex change without some tw4t already showing me prejudicial opinions and I suppose your going to call me a Dyke you rotten chauvanistic mysoginist xenophobic racist pig, if you come near me i'll slap you with my Gucci handbag, sob, sniff (whilst potruding my bottom lip) !

But it has come to this:

Dear TMHNET (aka Windowlena).
In an annoyingly nasal Australian tone

I knew we couldn't be together because its not as if I don't love you and you don't love me and I can't show my love for you because you couldn't open up and tell me your real feelings due to that tragic incident with your Unkel when you were just a little confused boy/girl and now you see shopping as some sort of emotional outlet whilst the inner you never gits a chance to shine. Remember that boodiful romantic evening where we changed batteries in the didgery doo ? Well, all you could talk about was the paintwork on the ceiling and it was then I realised that I wanted to be with Shardmane because she got the boob job that you promised me that you would get and never did because in your mynd was poodle cut 'n' blow jobs, shoe shops and lither accassories.
So its so sad that its come to this and I know that you know that she knows that you know I know that one day in the future, you and I will be in a bitter pace and the sun will shine in our hearts lifted by the knowledge that someone somewhere will always give you a shag when all the other options have dissapeard.

By gorgeous, it was nice knowing you... listen I gotta go 'cos its the girls first XV 'training camp as t1ts' session of the season and my emowtions are all buggered.

See ya.
Eileaneleft
xx