The Time

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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Relative.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    johnfinch wrote:
    Relative.

    Relative ?? Are you saying its all relative? That means you go so fast on your bike, when you get off it, you arrive from the future and find your girlfriend/OH has aged 5 years since you went out for a peddle? Your not Bhima.
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  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    pinarello001 wrote:
    nathancom wrote:
    18:26 to be accurate

    Confused - if you look at the above post for example by nathancom it says by nathancom » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:24 pm and he wrote 18.26!!
    Explain that and explain this:
    Post by laurentian » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:51 pm
    00:57
    and this:
    Post by nweststeyn » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:53 pm
    23:56
    and another one !!:
    Post by Cleat Eastwood » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:20 pm
    23:22

    Is my computer dodgy? has it been possesed by the BR gremlin? am I in a time warp? do my socks match? Have you ever used your Chamois cream to spank your monkey? Why is it if some car driver pulls out on you its your fault? Why can't pigs fly? Why is oil runny? Who de fuk is Bhima? Why does eating 16 Eccles cakes give me stomach ache? Why is Claire called Balding when its evident she is'nt? Whats Yossie got that I haven't? How the heck do always you get a chainring pattern on your calf muscle when you never went near the bloody thing?

    21.28

    These are good questions.If we knew the answers,life would cease to have meaning.Thats all.Its 22:28
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    stop chatting. fix my clock

    22.31
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    infact I'm going to mumsnet to looko for a clock.
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    pinarello001 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Relative.

    Relative ?? Are you saying its all relative? That means you go so fast on your bike, when you get off it, you arrive from the future and find your girlfriend/OH has aged 5 years since you went out for a peddle? Your not Bhima.

    No, I arrive in the future, where my bike is considered an antiquated curiosity. I don't like it there.
  • snoopsmydogg
    snoopsmydogg Posts: 1,110
    00:07
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Whatever you said, +1
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    snoopsmydogg wrote:
    00:07

    Exactly 10 hours later - 10:07
    Faster than a tent.......
  • napoleond
    napoleond Posts: 5,992
    Damn! I meant to post this half an hour ago :(

    10.07
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    the time sponsored by mudcow's ancient animal watch is
    11:33:30
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    ooooh seconds - now theres a novel twist.
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  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    3 AM Eternal - The KLF

    ooops sorry wrong thread.
    @surroundedbh
  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    ooooh seconds - now theres a novel twist.
    If we start posting seconds, people with OCD will never stop using the Edit button :!:
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    I can't tell the time at the moment 'cos its cloudy and my sundial doesn't work as well as the fact that if I posted the time now, it would be at odds with the BR server in Beijing and nobody can prove if I posted the right time or not due to the difference. So I am now going to post any old time because posting the time has now become subjective.

    6.23am
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    blimey you're up early. :D
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Is pressing.
  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    3 f@ckin pages :shock:
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    23.05 gay time.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    23.05 gay time.

    You're not allowed to say gay, actually you're not allowed to say sensative or 'bats for the other side', you must say homosexual but god forbid if you do 'cos you are guaranteed to be called a homophobe if you point out that thier sexual orientation is not heterosexual. So therefore your fukked from the outset unless you turn Gay and then you have a god given right to have a chip on our shoulder because once you turn gay, you are the only breed of people allowed extra consideration and must be shown extra respect because suddenly you will be ultra sensative to micoscopic comment that may just faintly and remotely suggest bigotry.
    If you are gay and you are reading this - I don't care, makes no difference to me, just stop getting f**king pedantic over the slightest thing. Call me a 'straight opinionated 4rsehole' if you like but I am not going to jump up and down and start chucking my toys out of the pram if you do. Free speech here in BB.

    Its 12.01 and I have had my rant and i'm not going to lie quivering in the corner for expressing a non-pc point of view whilst awaiting the wrath from the army of purveyors of pink political correctness.

    Its now 12.08, 'cos I did some editing and a preview.

    Its 12.15 'cos the phone rang...
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  • Ginjafro
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  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    23.05 gay time.
    Do we get to join in... except Pina001 as he's out.
    @surroundedbh
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    14:00 - finished lunch.*

    *Ham sandwich plus mayo, Special K bar and can of Coke Zero. Rating 4/10 - would not recommend but will probably make again on Monday due to lazyness.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    14:00 - finished lunch.

    Terrible lack of accuracy here I'm afraid. You posted at 12:58 BR time (13:58 nornal time), not 1400 as you claimed. Are you trying to get an unfair advantage on the rest of us? We'll have to think about drug testing you soon.

    Anyway, back on topic....

    15:07
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    16:10 and counting - showing off really!
    @surroundedbh
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Time for me to move out of the study and plonk my ass in front of the tv with a glass of red. However.............. Mrs C is watching E.T. at the moment. :evil:

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    GiantMike wrote:
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    14:00 - finished lunch.

    Terrible lack of accuracy here I'm afraid. You posted at 12:58 BR time (13:58 nornal time), not 1400 as you claimed. Are you trying to get an unfair advantage on the rest of us? We'll have to think about drug testing you soon.

    Anyway, back on topic....

    15:07

    Keep up - we had this anomaly sorted out by Gizmodo, if you trawl back a few posts :roll:

    I am back, not out its

    19.49
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  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Kairos o`clock

    Kairos (καιρός) is an ancient Greek word meaning the right or opportune moment (the supreme moment). The ancient Greeks had two words for time, chronos and kairos. While the former refers to chronological or sequential time, the latter signifies a time in between, a moment of indeterminate time in which something special happens.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    nevman wrote:
    Kairos o`clock

    Kairos (καιρός) is an ancient Greek word meaning the right or opportune moment (the supreme moment). The ancient Greeks had two words for time, chronos and kairos. While the former refers to chronological or sequential time, the latter signifies a time in between, a moment of indeterminate time in which something special happens.

    Oooooo, well we have been outbolloxed. If you moved out of Derbyshire mate, the average IQ would halve.

    Its 20.32 and my steak has still not defrosted.
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  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    TWENTY FIFTY SEVEN.

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