Bib shorts.......

t4tomo

At risk of sounding like a certain fast show character:

Aren't they just BRILLIANT? I can't believe its taken me this long to get a pair, I think I held off becasue they look a bit weird, especially when you are not wearing them. But my word comfortable and practical - way better than non bibs in every way.

That is all

notlongnow

Yes they are more comfortable plus less chance of showing ya arse crack ha

slowondefy2

It's difficult to get a pair to fit if you're overweight though, I found. Either they're too large around the legs if they fit the upper body, or they're too small on the body and give a massive camel toe.

butcher of bakersfield

t4tomo wrote:

Aren't they just BRILLIANT? . . . comfortable and practical - way better than non bibs in every way

What about when you need a wazz?

(Serious question - I'm thinking about getting some)

RowCycle

You can also pretend to be a wrestler when getting ready in the morning for a ride...

joeweston3

butcher of bakersfield wrote:

What about when you need a wazz?

Just roll up the leg, aim and shoot

Leeuw

joeweston3 wrote:

butcher of bakersfield wrote:

What about when you need a wazz?

Just roll up the leg, aim and shoot

Or, pullover, pull down the top/waist, bend over a bit - and try not to pee up your nose

knownothingbozo

Leeuw wrote:

joeweston3 wrote:

butcher of bakersfield wrote:

What about when you need a wazz?

Just roll up the leg, aim and shoot

Or, pullover, pull down the top/waist, bend over a bit - and try not to pee up your nose

This has to be candidate for one of the funniest posts ever! Now would you be kind enough to buy me a new keyboards, as that choked up cornflakes are stuck between the keys.

Leeuw

knownothingbozo wrote:

Leeuw wrote:

joeweston3 wrote:

butcher of bakersfield wrote:

What about when you need a wazz?

Just roll up the leg, aim and shoot

Or, pullover, pull down the top/waist, bend over a bit - and try not to pee up your nose

This has to be candidate for one of the funniest posts ever! Now would you be kind enough to buy me a new keyboards, as that choked up cornflakes are stuck between the keys.

You wait until you see my video on YouTube!!

smidsy

Leeuw wrote:

Or, pullover, pull down the top/waist, bend over a bit - and try not to pee up your nose

The most accurate description known to man.

If someone can invent a better way (applies to 1-piece motorcycle leathers too) then they will be very rich.

Road Red

slowondefy2 wrote:

It's difficult to get a pair to fit if you're overweight though, I found. Either they're too large around the legs if they fit the upper body, or they're too small on the body and give a massive camel toe.

Worth the effort though as they act like a corset and hold in a multitude. By wearing them under my suit at work I can drop at least one suit size!

Makes sitting at a desk all day more comfortable too...........

t4tomo

butcher of bakersfield wrote:

t4tomo wrote:

Aren't they just BRILLIANT? . . . comfortable and practical - way better than non bibs in every way

What about when you need a wazz?

(Serious question - I'm thinking about getting some)

some very amusing reponses to this, but on a serious response I must admit once I'd put mine on I had the saem thought, however its not a problem....

On mine the top of the shorts bit come up to just below belly button. Lycra is very stretchy. simply stretch down the short top, get the old chap out and have a wazz. No bending, no danger of p!ssing up ones nose.

Maybe the posters above have tiny todgers ?

jonomc4

t4tomo wrote:

butcher of bakersfield wrote:

t4tomo wrote:

Aren't they just BRILLIANT? . . . comfortable and practical - way better than non bibs in every way

What about when you need a wazz?

(Serious question - I'm thinking about getting some)

some very amusing reponses to this, but on a serious response I must admit once I'd put mine on I had the saem thought, however its not a problem....

On mine the top of the shorts bit come up to just below belly button. Lycra is very stretchy. simply stretch down the short top, get the old chap out and have a wazz. No bending, no danger of p!ssing up ones nose.

Maybe the posters above have tiny todgers ?

Really I just unwind the laughing carrot over the top - if my hands are full (of other things) then I use the shoulder strap to hold it in place - is you todger really that tiny that you don't do the same ;-)

Leeuw

t4tomo wrote:

Maybe the posters above have tiny todgers ?

But it's always reeaallllyyy cold when I ride - and the perineum/blood flow issue - and... :oops:

ricklilley

After a couple of years of riding in baggy shorts and some lycra shorts i bought from Lidl/Aldi. I recently bought myself some Endura Bibs, wore them for a 40 mile ride yesterday, and they were far more comfortable.

As for the peeing issue, the cut above the waist at the front is quite low, and very stretchy. So easily stretched low enough to be able to pee stood upright and aim it where you want.

blablablacksheep

tbh peeing is only a issue if he becomes a turtle and is hiding, if his willing to come out he can stretch far enough down the shorts to do his stuff.......

wayneloveskona

I wet myself once as a young teenager cos i couldnt get them down quick enough when i was bursting!

t4tomo

wayneloveskona wrote:

I wet myself once as a young teenager cos i couldnt get them down quick enough when i was bursting!

anyone else have some none cycling related embaressing issues they need to get off their chest, its good therapy as Mr Neloveskona will testify. BTW Way are you Russian or Ukranian?

Dommit123

Could the moderators pls get in touch as wayneloveskona is a scammer and he's had a lot of people over on the Bmx talk forum,any ip address hwould be a massive help on closing this dickhead down!many thanks mat

♠ChumBucket♠

RowCycle wrote:

You can also pretend to be a wrestler when getting ready in the morning for a ride...

Too right!

Each time I pull mine on I'm straight back to those Saturday mornings with Big Daddy Vs Giant Haystacks!!! Chasing the wife round the house to inflict the inevitable "Big Daddy SPLASH"!!! :P :P

gsvbagpuss

♠ChumBucket♠ wrote:

Each time I pull mine on I'm straight back to those Saturday mornings with Big Daddy Vs Giant Haystacks!!! Chasing the wife round the house to inflict the inevitable "Big Daddy SPLASH"!!! :P :P

Love it

B.M.R.

Shorts like these are great, but please can I make a plea to keep them in good condition and dispose of them when they get too worn?

The reason? On a recent charity ride I ended up behind someone who was going at a good pace and I found myself enjoying the reduced wind resistance, until I suddenly realised that the seat of his shorts were so worn that I could see his arsecrack. As I lacked the intestinal fortitude to overtake him, I resolved to reduce my speed and called for the eye soap. I know drafting has its pitfalls, but I didn't realise that was one of them.