Your cycling proverbs

Alain Quay
Alain Quay Posts: 534
edited June 2012 in The cake stop
If the cyclist in front has a big arse
On the next hill you will pass
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Wet nose in the morning
sportive warning
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Chav cyclist at the traffic lights and smoking
After a hundred yards he will be choking
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It's a brave cyclist, I suppose,
who whilst riding at the front of the chain gang, decides to clear their nose
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The surest way to attract a car passing
Is to stop by the road and start pissing
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Comments

  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    If you overtake me without being polite
    I'll humiliate you before the next lights
    Fixed gear is fine on the track
    But on the Lincolnshire Wolds you'll look a right pratt
  • Alain Quay
    Alain Quay Posts: 534
    To live fast but not die young
    watch out for white van man and school-run mum
    ---
    Punctures, like buses, arrive in groups of two or three
  • soslow
    soslow Posts: 46
    as long as i have a granny gear
    no hill shall i fear
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Ogle too long the girls sweet butt
    She will turn and catch you and accuse you of smut.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    It's always when you have new kit
    You have an "off" and rip it a bit. :(
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Alain Quay
    Alain Quay Posts: 534
    Ogle briefly, and from afar
    Too long and too close
    Run into parked car
  • joenobody
    joenobody Posts: 563
    Not limited to cycling, but:

    When friends say Go?
    Wife says No!
  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    For every descent there is a hill
  • Le Commentateur
    Le Commentateur Posts: 4,099
    Three one-week races does not a Grand Tour make.
    Un uomo solo al commando
  • Cakegirl
    Cakegirl Posts: 66
    From my Dad, although I'm sure he didn't invent it...

    Here lies the body of Cecil John
    Whose bicycle stopped, and he went on.
    Ashes to ashes,and dust to dust
    And all because his front tyre bust.
    If everything's under control, you're obviously not going fast enough.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Rain before seven, fine for eleven.

    If you get a wasp in your helmet going round a bend
    Unclip your cleat or you'll end up in the hedge :oops:
  • Ron Stuart
    Ron Stuart Posts: 1,242
    Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
    :P
  • poggit
    poggit Posts: 13
    What goes up must...



    ...appear to flatten out only to hang a sneeky right blind bend then go up again only steeper than last time it bloody well did this 100 yards back... :x

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