I've never knowingly taken any performance enhancing drugs!

tailwindhome

Just want to put that on the record at this stage. Before the finger pointing starts.

I've NEVER failed a drugs test and there have never been any unexplained spikes in my performance.

I may start a foundation just in case.

takethehighroad

While we're at it, can I opt out of the Olympics?

RichN95.

I have taken drugs and I'm going to the Olympics - so screw you all.

Rule74Please

They were only vitamins and saline for recovery

ocdupalais

I can confirm the rumours that I have evidence that I may have taken 'Preparation H' in the run-up to a major tournament (the pub quiz at the local)... but I'm going to sit on it for a while.

yourpaceormine

I've got a note from my mum

No_Ta_Doctor

Does a few pints of beer before a darts or pool match count? Well known fact that both games are easier after a couple of beers.

afx237vi

I haven't taken drugs, but I might have snitched on the rest of you :P

tailwindhome

Rick's rise from obscurity to PTP GC contender doesn't seem right to me.

He seems well in with BR establishment too.

There's more than bread and water going on there....

ocdupalais

afx237vi wrote:

I haven't taken drugs, but I might have snitched on the rest of you :P

I knew it!


Right, from now on I'm covering the 'pooter's camera with gaffer tape whenever I submit my PTP pick... I thought I could see an eyeball.

sonny73

TailWindHome wrote:

Rick's rise from obscurity to PTP GC contender doesn't seem right to me.

He seems well in with BR establishment too.

There's more than bread and water going on there....

If that's the case then judging by my PTP performances over the past few editions it should be obvious I'm as clean as a whistle.

RichN95.

OCDuPalais wrote:

afx237vi wrote:

I haven't taken drugs, but I might have snitched on the rest of you :P

I knew it!

Right, from now on I'm covering the 'pooter's camera with gaffer tape whenever I submit my PTP pick... I thought I could see an eyeball.

Oh, don't be so naive. AFX is the Dr Ferrari of this forum. We place our orders via PTP

A pick for Porte, Pozzovivo or Pozzato is an order for EPO
George Hincapie is hGH
Bram Tankink is Blood Transfusion

ratsbeyfus

Now, I have to go back to work on my PTP picks. And I worked on it until pretty late last night. But I want to say one thing to the Pro Race people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work on my PTP picks. Thank you.

inkyfingers

TailWindHome wrote:

Rick's rise from obscurity to PTP GC contender doesn't seem right to me.

He seems well in with BR establishment too.

There's more than bread and water going on there....

Yes, but he's dutch so will probably not live up to the hype in the end.

ocdupalais

RichN95 wrote:

OCDuPalais wrote:

afx237vi wrote:

I haven't taken drugs, but I might have snitched on the rest of you :P

I knew it!

Right, from now on I'm covering the 'pooter's camera with gaffer tape whenever I submit my PTP pick... I thought I could see an eyeball.

Oh, don't be so naive. AFX is the Dr Ferrari of this forum. We place our orders via PTP

A pick for Porte, Pozzovivo or Pozzato is an order for EPO
George Hincapie is hGH
Bram Tankink is Blood Transfusion

Aha! So that's the code.

That last batch I got from afx was useless and tasted awful.

That's the last time I select Valverde, Gilbert, Sieberg and Lövkist.

No_Ta_Doctor

OCDuPalais wrote:

Aha! So that's the code.

That last batch I got from afx was useless and tasted awful.

That's the last time I select Valverde, Gilbert, Sieberg and Lövkist.

Chapeau.

sherer

I did take drugs once but I had a note that said I could. I couldn't find the note at the time but found it a day later.

Rundfahrt

I only took an iron injection and it helped me to go from being off the back in the mountains of the Giro to near the top of the ITT and a Tour title!

No_Ta_Doctor

I have taken performance enhancing drugs. Pele recommended them to me.

Mad_Malx

None of the drugs I take enhance my performance. Just because I appeared from nowhere to take Giro at first attempt, and am now sinking steadily through the rankings, it isn't at all suspicious.

inkyfingers

Mad_Malx wrote:

None of the drugs I take enhance my performance. Just because I appeared from nowhere to take Giro at first attempt, and am now sinking steadily through the rankings, it isn't at all suspicious.

You are Damiano Cunego and I claim my five pounds.

rick_chasey

My dip in form during the Dauphine and TdS is NOT suspicious.

I must have eaten something bad.

inkyfingers

Rick Chasey wrote:

My dip in form during the Dauphine and TdS is NOT suspicious.

I must have eaten something bad.

Indeed, the other one that seems to get used often in that situation is the mysterious "knee injury".

thegibdog

I only tried to take drugs so there will be no dip in my performance levels after my ban.

Tusher

I am old-style and follow my heroes from the Tour of Garin, Aucouturier and Fischer and only take alcohol.

In reasonable doses, natch.

Pross

inkyfingers wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

My dip in form during the Dauphine and TdS is NOT suspicious.

I must have eaten something bad.

Indeed, the other one that seems to get used often in that situation is the mysterious "knee injury".

I seem to remember Britney Spears using the knee injury excuse. Think I'll give it a miss as in her case it seemed to make her chest grow significantly!

essexeagle

I desperately want to dope but cannot afford to. Please help.

greasedscotsman

Is for my dog, he's not been very well...

DavMartinR

I have been experimenting with Mogadon this winter as can be see by me PTP placin......................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

rozzer32

I have never doped.

I had such good form last year and took PTP glory in my neo pro year. Naturally no one can keep such good form for extended periods of time, hence my lack of form this year.


Think that should get me off the hook

ddraver

Well I had a mediocre classics season and am now off on my own preparing for the TdF as my sole/make or break objective of the season. Clearly this suggests I am PTPing in cycles and have thus never doped.