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willhubwillhub Posts: 821
edited June 2012 in The bottom bracket
9:35: Get up
9:35: "my legs feel like dark matter"
9:37: Go to kitchen
9:37: Open cupboard
9:37: "I can't decide what to eat"
10:00: Take flapjack out of cupboard and eat
10:05: Saddle up
10:10: Start 800 up.
10:20: Set off on bike
10:20: "my legs feel like they're being pulled into a black hole"
11:20: get home
12:00: go to sleep
17:00:get up
17:00: Go to kitchen open cupboard
17:30: become 23 cause I think I was born at 17:30, not sure
17:35: Nothing to eat in cupboard
17:40: wishing I had some pasta bake
18:00: gonna microwave a mars bar.

I'm bored.

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  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    you took 23 minutes deciding whether to take a flap jack from the cupboard. :?:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    Got a job yet Will ?
  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    And then you spend 15 minutes sitting on the bike before setting off. :D This is genius.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    And then you spend 15 minutes sitting on the bike before setting off. :D This is genius.
    Excellent observational skills, chapeau.

    Plus, Will, an HOUR, WTF ?
  • willhubwillhub Posts: 821
    recovery ride, I did a 25 mile TT yesterday and I've got a 10 every Monday cause I'm in a war with the wind battling through the long journey to do a 21:30 on J2/1

    I hope if one day I do a really fast time I don't get a drug test because I'll test positive for baked beans.
  • jim453jim453 Posts: 1,360
    You're incoherent, Will.
  • t.m.h.n.e.tt.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    willhub wrote:
    recovery ride, I did a 25 mile TT yesterday and I've got a 10 every Monday cause I'm in a war with the wind battling through the long journey to do a 21:30 on J2/1

    I hope if one day I do a really fast time I don't get a drug test because I'll test positive for baked beans.
    As long as they're 17p Lidl beans,Heinz are known for 57 varieties of performance enhancing drugs in theirs.
  • willhubwillhub Posts: 821
    init'
  • tim_wandtim_wand Posts: 2,552
    The "Beans" Will thats where your battle with the wind is mate.

    Should join Bhima on the Muesli and Milk Diet.

    Happy Birthday, your turning into an Old Git before your time :D
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    On your diet, well done for making it to 23! Happy birthday.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Smokin JoeSmokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    Sure you never had a censored at some point in the day?
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
    willhub wrote:
    9:35: Get up
    9:35: "my legs feel like dark matter"
    9:37: Go to kitchen
    9:37: Open cupboard
    9:37: "I can't decide what to eat"
    10:00: Take flapjack out of cupboard and eat
    10:05: Saddle up
    10:10: Start 800 up.
    10:20: Set off on bike
    10:20: "my legs feel like they're being pulled into a black hole"
    11:20: get home
    12:00: go to sleep
    17:00:get up
    17:00: Go to kitchen open cupboard
    17:30: become 23 cause I think I was born at 17:30, not sure
    17:35: Nothing to eat in cupboard
    17:40: wishing I had some pasta bake
    18:00: gonna microwave a mars bar.

    I'm bored.

    Is this a round about way of telling us it's your birthday William?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    Sure you never had a censored at some point in the day?

    His mum told me that happened between 9:25 and 9:27.

    Next door's cat then got a pounding between 11:20 and 12:00 (it wouldn't have taken so long but he couldn't work out how to get his bib shorts off in all the excitement.).
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Yossie wrote:
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    Sure you never had a censored at some point in the day?

    His mum told me that happened between 9:25 and 9:27.

    Next door's cat then got a pounding between 11:20 and 12:00 (it wouldn't have taken so long but he couldn't work out how to get his bib shorts off in all the excitement.).

    Does that count if his mummy did it for him?? :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    Only if she was wearing her Rebecca Brookes mask and comdey wig that he so longs (or so his mum told me).
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
    On second thoughts maybe it wasn't his mummy. I know someone else who looks after him as well! :lol::lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
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