My day

willhub

9:35: Get up
9:35: "my legs feel like dark matter"
9:37: Go to kitchen
9:37: Open cupboard
9:37: "I can't decide what to eat"
10:00: Take flapjack out of cupboard and eat
10:05: Saddle up
10:10: Start 800 up.
10:20: Set off on bike
10:20: "my legs feel like they're being pulled into a black hole"
11:20: get home
12:00: go to sleep
17:00:get up
17:00: Go to kitchen open cupboard
17:30: become 23 cause I think I was born at 17:30, not sure
17:35: Nothing to eat in cupboard
17:40: wishing I had some pasta bake
18:00: gonna microwave a mars bar.

I'm bored.

Cleat Eastwood

you took 23 minutes deciding whether to take a flap jack from the cupboard. :?:

Anonymous

Got a job yet Will ?

Cleat Eastwood

And then you spend 15 minutes sitting on the bike before setting off. This is genius.

Anonymous

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

And then you spend 15 minutes sitting on the bike before setting off. This is genius.

Excellent observational skills, chapeau.

Plus, Will, an HOUR, WTF ?

willhub

recovery ride, I did a 25 mile TT yesterday and I've got a 10 every Monday cause I'm in a war with the wind battling through the long journey to do a 21:30 on J2/1

I hope if one day I do a really fast time I don't get a drug test because I'll test positive for baked beans.

jim453

You're incoherent, Will.

t.m.h.n.e.t

willhub wrote:

recovery ride, I did a 25 mile TT yesterday and I've got a 10 every Monday cause I'm in a war with the wind battling through the long journey to do a 21:30 on J2/1

I hope if one day I do a really fast time I don't get a drug test because I'll test positive for baked beans.

As long as they're 17p Lidl beans,Heinz are known for 57 varieties of performance enhancing drugs in theirs.

willhub

init'

tim_wand

The "Beans" Will thats where your battle with the wind is mate.

Should join Bhima on the Muesli and Milk Diet.

Happy Birthday, your turning into an Old Git before your time

team47b

On your diet, well done for making it to 23! Happy birthday.

Smokin Joe

Sure you never had a wank at some point in the day?

Aggieboy

willhub wrote:

9:35: Get up
9:35: "my legs feel like dark matter"
9:37: Go to kitchen
9:37: Open cupboard
9:37: "I can't decide what to eat"
10:00: Take flapjack out of cupboard and eat
10:05: Saddle up
10:10: Start 800 up.
10:20: Set off on bike
10:20: "my legs feel like they're being pulled into a black hole"
11:20: get home
12:00: go to sleep
17:00:get up
17:00: Go to kitchen open cupboard
17:30: become 23 cause I think I was born at 17:30, not sure
17:35: Nothing to eat in cupboard
17:40: wishing I had some pasta bake
18:00: gonna microwave a mars bar.

I'm bored.

Is this a round about way of telling us it's your birthday William?

Yossie

Smokin Joe wrote:

Sure you never had a wank at some point in the day?

His mum told me that happened between 9:25 and 9:27.

Next door's cat then got a pounding between 11:20 and 12:00 (it wouldn't have taken so long but he couldn't work out how to get his bib shorts off in all the excitement.).

Aggieboy

Yossie wrote:

Smokin Joe wrote:

Sure you never had a wank at some point in the day?

His mum told me that happened between 9:25 and 9:27.

Next door's cat then got a pounding between 11:20 and 12:00 (it wouldn't have taken so long but he couldn't work out how to get his bib shorts off in all the excitement.).

Does that count if his mummy did it for him??

Yossie

Only if she was wearing her Rebecca Brookes mask and comdey wig that he so longs (or so his mum told me).

Aggieboy

On second thoughts maybe it wasn't his mummy. I know someone else who looks after him as well!