Vagina colouring Book

Kieran_Burns

I bet that got you looking, right?

and you think it's just a hook to get you reading this thread, right?

Only.... I'm serious:

http://sobadsogood.com/2012/06/15/10-wo ... iterature/

iclestu

just one question....

What were you googling when you found this?

navt

iclestu wrote:

just one question....

What were you googling when you found this?

The Big Colouring Book of Vaginas obviously.

Kieran_Burns

Well,I had these crayons....

msmancunia

Another question - why didn't you put this in Cake Stop where it belongs? Ew.

PBo

msmancunia wrote:

Another question - why didn't you put this in Cake Stop where it belongs? Ew.

and call it: "girls with coloured vaginas"?

PBo

iclestu wrote:

just one question....

What were you googling when you found this?

vaginas are all over the news due to this...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/ju ... ord-vagina

Edit: To be honest, as a scientist - no, actually as a normally functioning human - any politician who finds using the correct word (for anything, never mind vagina) offensive, in a debate, should not be representing anyone.

ToeKnee

There is more in the range: http://www.bigbookaltpress.com/index.php

Kendal Black Drop

msmancunia wrote:

Another question - why didn't you put this in Cake Stop where it belongs? Ew.

Errr, keep up please. Things have changed in the Cake Stop, it's now a place to drink tea and discuss recipes. Smut like this is not allowed there.

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SimonAH

I would say, that judging by his published portfolio, Morgan Hastings leads an interesting life. Personally I would find sketching genitalia all day as a strange career choice.

byke68

SimonAH wrote:

I would say, that judging by his published portfolio, Morgan Hastings leads an interesting life. Personally I would find sketching genitalia all day as a strange career choice.

Must be better than working in ASDA or MacDonalds.

nathancom

msmancunia wrote:

Another question - why didn't you put this in Cake Stop where it belongs? Ew.

Wow talk about precious. Vagina vagina vagina. What a terrible word...

Wily-Quixote

'30 pages of vaginas and fun activites'! I really am lost for words.

t.m.h.n.e.t

msmancunia wrote:

Another question - why didn't you put this in Cake Stop where it belongs? Ew.

Did you really just read a thread titled "Vagina colouring book" then complain about it? You chose to read it

msmancunia

nathancom wrote:

msmancunia wrote:

Another question - why didn't you put this in Cake Stop where it belongs? Ew.

Wow talk about precious. Vagina vagina vagina. What a terrible word...

I don't have a problem with the word vagina. I don't have a problem with vagina colouring books, as there seems to be a certain section of society that will buy them. I do even have an actual vagina. Vaginas are pretty cool. They come in handy sometimes for having sex and childbirth and stuff.

At the risk of kicking off the Girls in... argument all over again, which I don't really want to do, I just don't think this is really the place for it. I come here because it's quite a girl friendly place, and if it turned into the old Cake Stop I wouldn't come. I'd have to do actual work instead.

Seriously. It just makes me a bit uncomfortable, that's all. That's why I had a moan.

Kieran_Burns

I have to admit to being amused that no one has picked up, or commented on the other books on that page.

"She's my sister - having a retarded sister" is possibly an all time classic and the "The best dad is a good lover"???? WTF???

msmancunia

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I have to admit to being amused that no one has picked up, or commented on the other books on that page.

"She's my sister - having a retarded sister" is possibly an all time classic and the "The best dad is a good lover"???? WTF???

I'm more amused that it's becoming more and more obvious that you haven't been anywhere near a vagina in years Kieran

byke68

"if God loves me, why can't I get my locker open?"

Jay dubbleU

Anybody can be cool - but Awesome takes practice

Calling DDD to the forum.............

Kieran_Burns

msmancunia wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I have to admit to being amused that no one has picked up, or commented on the other books on that page.

"She's my sister - having a retarded sister" is possibly an all time classic and the "The best dad is a good lover"???? WTF???

I'm more amused that it's becoming more and more obvious that you haven't been anywhere near a vagina in years Kieran

I dunno - I work with a few....

mattwood

I have nothing to add, except:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wayRYHG0kUo

DonDaddyD

msmancunia wrote:

I do even have an actual vagina. Vaginas are pretty cool.

Must resist, must not bite, must not type the obligatory "So, why are vaginas cool?" And "Pics or your lying!" comment...

Damn my new morals.

Could it be that your preempting the thread descending into literally Cake Stop-esque discussion? Which, was the problem over there. At present the conversation is just about a book, and, at this stage, it isn't clear if it is even sexually suggestive.

DonDaddyD

Jay dubbleU wrote:

Anybody can be cool - but Awesome takes practice

Calling DDD to the forum.............

I thank you!

rjsterry

PBo wrote:

iclestu wrote:

just one question....

What were you googling when you found this?

vaginas are all over the news due to this...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/ju ... ord-vagina

Edit: To be honest, as a scientist - no, actually as a normally functioning human - any politician who finds using the correct word (for anything, never mind vagina) offensive, in a debate, should not be representing anyone.

Saw that last week. I have to say it seemed so ridiculous that I almost didn't believe it. And the fact that such people are quite happy to try and introduce legislation requiring internal ultrasound scans, but can't even bear to hear the word vagina out loud is just breathtaking.

rick_chasey

rjsterry wrote:

PBo wrote:

iclestu wrote:

just one question....

What were you googling when you found this?

vaginas are all over the news due to this...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/ju ... ord-vagina

Edit: To be honest, as a scientist - no, actually as a normally functioning human - any politician who finds using the correct word (for anything, never mind vagina) offensive, in a debate, should not be representing anyone.

Saw that last week. I have to say it seemed so ridiculous that I almost didn't believe it. And the fact that such people are quite happy to try and introduce legislation requiring internal ultrasound scans, but can't even bear to hear the word vagina out loud is just breathtaking.

Sexism us an oft-overlooked ill. It's much worse than people make out.

msmancunia

DonDaddyD wrote:

msmancunia wrote:

I do even have an actual vagina. Vaginas are pretty cool.

Must resist, must not bite, must not type the obligatory "So, why are vaginas cool?" And "Pics or your lying!" comment...

Damn my new morals.

Could it be that your preempting the thread descending into literally Cake Stop-esque discussion? Which, was the problem over there. At present the conversation is just about a book, and, at this stage, it isn't clear if it is even sexually suggestive.

Why are they cool? It's like I said - 1) useful for having sex 2) essential for getting a baby out 3) no shrinkage in the cold 4) and most importantly, nothing to get squished on a top tube if you hit a kerb!

And if you need pics, I'm sure Kieran will let you have a look at his colouring book. I think his is a colour by numbers one so he can find out the important bits...

SimonAH

And if you need pics, I'm sure Kieran will let you have a look at his colouring book. I think his is a colour by numbers one so he can find out the important bits...

........Hey, we're men, We need instructions! (Mind you, we don't usually read them :-D )

Kieran_Burns

SimonAH wrote:

And if you need pics, I'm sure Kieran will let you have a look at his colouring book. I think his is a colour by numbers one so he can find out the important bits...

........Hey, we're men, We need instructions! (Mind you, we don't usually read them :-D )

No. We're men so we never read the instructions. We just look at the pieces and try and work out what bit goes in where, fumble in the dark and end up mashing our thumb, cursing, sweaty and ultimately frustrated,

EKE_38BPM

I'm a man, so not one for reading instructions, but I have heard that there are instructional videos available on the Internet.
They do say a picture is worth a thousand word. If that is the case, a video must be worth twenty four thousand words at least.

SimonAH

The problem is EKE that if one just goes by the pictures you're likely to end up trying to get a leg over that oyster......

UndercoverElephant

EKE_38BPM wrote:

I'm a man, so not one for reading instructions, but I have heard that there are instructional videos available on the Internet.
They do say a picture is worth a thousand word. If that is the case, a video must be worth twenty four thousand words at least.

Per second.