Alright, own up.

rick_chasey

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... e-pictures

I bet one of you is in that London picture.

Ben6899

I would be so ashamed if any of us were in that photo... Boris bikes and flat handlebars!?

I'm not sure about Michael Winner's hair colour choice, either.

cornerblock

At least this heavy rain will give the Boris bike saddles a good wash, after all those bollock naked bottoms have been using them. Eughh!

Kieran_Burns

Will
Not
Look.

cyclingprop

Not me. Was at Horse Guards watching the practice for next weekend in stand G.

rick_chasey

cyclingprop wrote:

Not me. Was at Horse Guards watching the practice for next weekend in stand G.

Naked?

cyclingprop

Rick Chasey wrote:

cyclingprop wrote:

Not me. Was at Horse Guards watching the practice for next weekend in stand G.

Naked?

Nope. Posh suit and all.

Headhuunter

I've been there! That's that famous zig zag road in San Fran... I wasn't naked though. When's the naked London ride? I seem to remember a few people here admitted to doing it last year or the year before... SImonAH was one if I remember right?

BurnziesBike

Bet we dont have one in Newcastle !!

veronese68

I think the London one was recently. There was somethnig on Radio 2 Chris Evans was gibbering about. Some woman had said she was taking a load of Brownies (little girl guides not cakes) out in London and was confronted with the view of hoardes of naked cyclists. Bet that took some explaining.

cyclingprop

Veronese68 wrote:

I think the London one was recently. There was somethnig on Radio 2 Chris Evans was gibbering about. Some woman had said she was taking a load of Brownies (little girl guides not cakes) out in London and was confronted with the view of hoardes of naked cyclists. Bet that took some explaining.

Saturday just gone.

rick_chasey

Ben6899 wrote:

I would be so ashamed if any of us were in that photo... Boris bikes and flat handlebars!?

I'm not sure about Michael Winner's hair colour choice, either.

I'd rather a sit up and beg than bent over on a road bike...! :shock:

EKE_38BPM

Veronese68 wrote:

I think the London one was recently. There was somethnig on Radio 2 Chris Evans was gibbering about. Some woman had said she was taking a load of Brownies (little girl guides not cakes) out in London and was confronted with the view of hoardes of naked cyclists. Bet that took some explaining.

Easily done:
"Right girls, those people are naked. Don't look if you don't want to see what (old) men look like naked."

veronese68

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I think the London one was recently. There was somethnig on Radio 2 Chris Evans was gibbering about. Some woman had said she was taking a load of Brownies (little girl guides not cakes) out in London and was confronted with the view of hoardes of naked cyclists. Bet that took some explaining.

Easily done:
"Right girls, those people are naked. Don't look if you don't want to see what (old) men look like naked."

I was thinking more of some of the indignant parents. "How dare you show little Molly naked people?" I'm sure your better half must have experience of the type.

EKE_38BPM

Veronese68 wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

I think the London one was recently. There was somethnig on Radio 2 Chris Evans was gibbering about. Some woman had said she was taking a load of Brownies (little girl guides not cakes) out in London and was confronted with the view of hoardes of naked cyclists. Bet that took some explaining.

Easily done:
"Right girls, those people are naked. Don't look if you don't want to see what (old) men look like naked."

I was thinking more of some of the indignant parents. "How dare you show little Molly naked people?" I'm sure your better half must have experience of the type.

One of the mum's at Mrs EKE's school has "I'm a dirty b1tch" tattooed very visibly on her cleavage. I don't think she'd be too fussed!

veronese68

EKE_38BPM wrote:

One of the mum's at Mrs EKE's school has "I'm a dirty b1tch" tattooed very visibly on her cleavage. I don't think she'd be too fussed!

:shock: Don't get that in the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames.
What must a person think of themselves to get something like that etched permanently onto a visible part of their body?

UndercoverElephant

Veronese68 wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

One of the mum's at Mrs EKE's school has "I'm a dirty b1tch" tattooed very visibly on her cleavage. I don't think she'd be too fussed!

:shock: Don't get that in the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames.
What must a person think of themselves to get something like that etched permanently onto a visible part of their body?

That they're a dirty b1tch?

Kieran_Burns

EKE_38BPM wrote:

One of the mum's at Mrs EKE's school has "I'm a dirty b1tch" tattooed very visibly on her cleavage. I don't think she'd be too fussed!

Of course when she gets older and crinkly, all you'll see is "itch"

This may cause some confusion.....

kelsen

Kieran_Burns wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

One of the mum's at Mrs EKE's school has "I'm a dirty b1tch" tattooed very visibly on her cleavage. I don't think she'd be too fussed!

Of course when she gets older and crinkly, all you'll see is "itch"

This may cause some confusion.....

Or "I'm a ditch"

EKE_38BPM

kelsen wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

One of the mum's at Mrs EKE's school has "I'm a dirty b1tch" tattooed very visibly on her cleavage. I don't think she'd be too fussed!

Of course when she gets older and crinkly, all you'll see is "itch"

This may cause some confusion.....

Or "I'm a ditch"

Depending on where the crinkles are, "I itch" or "m ad b1tch" or "I'm a b1tch". None are good options.

veronese68

EKE_38BPM wrote:

kelsen wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

One of the mum's at Mrs EKE's school has "I'm a dirty b1tch" tattooed very visibly on her cleavage. I don't think she'd be too fussed!

Of course when she gets older and crinkly, all you'll see is "itch"

This may cause some confusion.....

Or "I'm a ditch"

Depending on where the crinkles are, "I itch" or "m ad b1tch" or "I'm a b1tch". None are good options.

Because it's a really good look now :?

SimonAH

This provides a diverting half hour, some of them are.frankly staggering;

http://failblog.cheezburger.com/ugliesttattoos/

veronese68

SimonAH wrote:

This provides a diverting half hour, some of them are.frankly staggering;

http://failblog.cheezburger.com/ugliesttattoos/

Like it says "Love concurs all"
I really should stop being surprised at the stupidity of people. I know I make typos, but if it was a tattoo I'd check my work.