Hunger

Secteur
Secteur Posts: 1,971
edited June 2012 in The bottom bracket
Being hungry is really horrible.

Would be so much easier if the laws of physics were reversed such that fat = fast.

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    i reckon a hippo would beat a stick insect in a race
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  • Hoopdriver
    Hoopdriver Posts: 2,023
    But not a cheetah
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    hippo.jpg
    hippo wrote:
    Yo, Cleat, f**k you b1tch, I ain't racin' no stick insect for your entertainment, ya scouse git.
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Secteur wrote:
    Being hungry is really horrible.

    Would be so much easier if the laws of physics were reversed such that fat = fast.

    'Hungry' is also very unlikely to equal 'fast'.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Your body'll adjust if you ignore it for a while.

    Having said that, a tip given to all pros is to make sure you don't leave the dinner table full.
    _
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    jim453 wrote:
    Secteur wrote:
    Being hungry is really horrible.

    Would be so much easier if the laws of physics were reversed such that fat = fast.

    'Hungry' is also very unlikely to equal 'fast'.

    Does at Lent.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Secteur wrote:
    Being hungry is really horrible.

    Would be so much easier if the laws of physics were reversed such that fat = fast.

    Not being hungry doesn't mean you need to be a fat f*cker though, does it.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    i reckon a hippo would beat a stick insect in a race


    A race up a tree?
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Your body'll adjust if you ignore it for a while.

    Having said that, a tip given to all pros is to make sure you don't leave the dinner table full.

    Sorry, but can you just clarify that.

    Do you mean that they should never leave food on the dinner table? :lol:


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  • Hoopdriver
    Hoopdriver Posts: 2,023
    Cornerblock wrote:
    jim453 wrote:
    Secteur wrote:
    Being hungry is really horrible.

    Would be so much easier if the laws of physics were reversed such that fat = fast.

    'Hungry' is also very unlikely to equal 'fast'.

    Does at Lent.

    Very witty
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Hoopdriver wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    jim453 wrote:
    Secteur wrote:
    Being hungry is really horrible.

    Would be so much easier if the laws of physics were reversed such that fat = fast.

    'Hungry' is also very unlikely to equal 'fast'.

    Does at Lent.

    Very witty

    Thanks. :)
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Your body'll adjust if you ignore it for a while.

    Having said that, a tip given to all pros is to make sure you don't leave the dinner table full.

    Sorry, but can you just clarify that.

    Do you mean that they should never leave food on the dinner table? :lol:

    + 1 what does this mean???

    I ate a mahoosive amount of pretzels watching the footie over the weekend and it has fooked up my digestive system, it had nothing to do with the beer and double helping of Thai Green Curry, haven't felt hungry since Saturday lunchtime...
    @surroundedbh
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Having just munched on a Snickers and large coffee I just found myself reaching for another! Breakfast was at 6.30am right enough. whats for elevenses?
    @surroundedbh
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    i reckon a hippo would beat a stick insect in a race
    Hoopdriver wrote:
    But not a cheetah
    No, I'm sure a cheetah would beat a stick insect too.

    Actually, hippos are quite fast: if you find yourself running away from a charging hippo, it's probably the last exercise you'll ever get :shock:
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    bompington wrote:

    Actually, hippos are quite fast: if you find yourself running away from a charging hippo, it's probably the last exercise you'll ever get :shock:

    Not necessarily fatal I know, but try running from a solicitor, they really know how to charge.


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  • madtam
    madtam Posts: 141
    I think the advice is to step aside.
    Hippo's are supposedly not bothered about attacking you and are more concerned with getting back in the water. They kill people by running straight through them in a direct line towards the nearest river.
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Just move to one of those Pacific Islands where fat = sexy. Apparently Vanessa Feltz and Eamon Holmes are on the cover of Fiji Vogue every month.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    nathancom wrote:
    Just move to one of those Pacific Islands where fat = sexy. Apparently Vanessa Feltz and Eamon Holmes are on the cover of Fiji Vogue every month.

    Kissing, no doubt. Well, that's stopped me feeling hungry.

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