Welshkev's FOD antics

Raymondavalon

Welshkev, we know you are responsible for this [humorous] behaviour

steelie600

LMAO!!

Some one actually reported it to the police??? for wearing a smurf costume and waving at them?? WTF

Still its farking hilarious

cat_with_no_tail

His mistake was acting suspiciously you see.

Everyone knows that when wandering round the woods dressed as a smurf, one should always act nonchalantly.

welshkev

ha ha,

i'm actually off to FoD later, i'll have to be more care....i mean i'll keep an eye out for him

YeehaaMcgee

Cat With No Tail wrote:

His mistake was acting suspiciously you see.

Everyone knows that when wandering round the woods dressed as a smurf, one should always act nonchalantly.

Except then you'd stick out like a sore thumb, because real smurfs act like utter c*nts.

cat_with_no_tail

Is it the substituting of perfectly good syllables in established words for "smurf".

"smurftastic!"
"I smurf you"

"smurf off you little smurfs before I smurf off your head and smurf down your neck"
"smurfways"
"+ smurf"
"smurfious and smurfessary"

Actually you're right, smurfs are cnuts!

We need this guy:

YeehaaMcgee

Nah, I took some party medicine this one time, and was bombarded by smurfs trying to kneecap me. Of course, they were tiny, so it didn't hurt, it was just annoying. But they wouldn't stop. And they kept flicking my ears and pulling at my hair. And had really really foul language. Really irritating.
The most irritating thing is that nobody else at the funeral would admit to seeing them.

steelie600

Now ive never been to a funeral on acid, but I can definately see this happening!! PMSL

YeehaaMcgee

It was quite disconcerting how they could hide in the repetitive patterns in the carpet.