WTF am i at work Mehday thread

VWsurfbum
VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
edited June 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Word up me gnomies

Here at work feeling a little worse for ware, i wish Alcohol was involved.
Yesterdays race was............well muddy, slippery and a little fun. I saw PILCH and can confirm he does exist, and so does his wife.

Today will be spent dodging any kind of work and phone calls.

Laters
Kazza the Tranny
Now for sale Fatty

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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Morning mongs
    Woken up at 5am this morning by the sound of our fat mong neighbour throwing up and telling her mum to F**k off. Probably means brown baby number 4 is on the way thanks to boyfriend number 4. One day I'll have normal neighbours.

    My two woke up at 6 an then started screaming because they couldn't agree what to watch on tv.

    The joys of a quiet bank holiday :(
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Morning bumders

    Revision meh today. That's about it. How fun life is :roll:

    Oh well, tea and bacon time!
  • steelie600
    steelie600 Posts: 519
    Morning crotch scratchers

    Illmeh,

    Been up n down like a whores thong, running the bog all night. I could shit thru the eye of a needle today. Stomach is in knots, feel like crap MEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH

    Also doggy #1 is feeling sorry for himself, he snapped his dew claw on the N/S/F yesterday and is limping/crying/generally being a puff. So will have to cuddle him today. Could be worse, could have to cuddle the Mrs!

    Anyways back to bed, more sleep and hope dicky tummy farks off

    Toodles
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    Ralph
  • pilch
    pilch Posts: 1,136
    Morning clean people... Today's task is cleaning half of Essex off my bike & kit, good to meet vw yesterday and see the lovely beyonce... Onwards to muc off and fitting a new mech hanger
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

    29er bouncer
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    sounds like its not raining out side, bring on the barby!
    Loving life in rural SW France

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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Mehning homos.

    Not a bank hol on t'IOM today, so I've got to listen to the racing on the radio instead of going to watch. Just as well though as I've still got ebola so could literally die at any minute. Still, I thought it was nice of me to come in to the office and spread it around a bit. Share the love.

    Today I have been working for the same employer for 5yrs. This means a number of things. First off, they are depositing a nice little bonus into my corporate travel account, I get an extra days holiday every year from here on out. I get a nice little payrise too. Last but not least, I get to choose a gift from a list including such niceties as Gucci handbags, Mt Blanc pens and Ltd Edition poker chipsets. result!
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    I was all meh this morning as it was cloudy as 5hit, but now then sun's come out. might head over the friend's for bbq. don't fancy the 4 mile walk uphill though...
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Morning Fat Barstewards!

    Housemates off somewhere and is going to be back soon to make scrambled eggs. Score.
    The sun is out, but I'm wary of its wily ways. I got headset spacers delivered to my parents house and forgot to bring them with me :roll: And with the Royal Mail slacking until Wednesday, I may as well wait until this weekend for them to arrive :roll:

    Laters!
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Diamond day Maggots,

    Woke up at 10AM (9AM BST) after a late night last night
    So, no bank holiday in the land of the frog, but I ain't working anyway, so win
    What will I do today? Diddley squat to be honest, the sun's out and I'll go shopping this afternoon
    My time until the return to the dark continent is drawing near. In two weeks I'll be crammed into an A380 and flying to Afriqe de Sud. Oh, joy.. but it's only for 6 months or so before I return back here permanently
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Morning all,

    Like a saddo I tried going into work today, but was told to fark off since it's BH. All for the best I guess, as today will be full of monging to the max.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    wel,l this is still 5hit, BH or No BH i want my frame!
    01-06-201211:03 International Hub Awaiting Customs clearance
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    pilch wrote:
    Morning clean people... Today's task is cleaning half of Essex off my bike & kit, good to meet vw yesterday and see the lovely beyonce... Onwards to muc off and fitting a new mech hanger
    not the only one breaking mechs and hangers! killed a few bikes i saw.
    Not cleaned beyonce yet as when i peeled myself out of the car all i did was put her in the shed, wait for her to dry off and i'll strip her in the week and clean properly, i was too cold after racing in a T-shirt and standing around after.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Morning bumders.

    Well it isn't raining but it's a might chilly today... give me back the sun for Fort Bill!! only a few days till we drive on up. Mucho excited though thinking i could use some good water proof boots for it now :S
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning bumders.

    Well it isn't raining but it's a might chilly today... give me back the sun for Fort Bill!! only a few days till we drive on up. Mucho excited though thinking i could use some good water proof boots for it now :S
    you taking the bike or only watching?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,781
    Probably means brown baby number 4 is on the way
    [Waynetta Slob]I want a brown babyyyy...all me friends have got one! [/Waynetta Slob] :D

    Morning Tunnel Testers,

    A good lazy day was had yesterday watching the Downhill racing. Made a last minute decision to go see 'Prometheus' last night and got back in time to see the end of 'District 9' on Channel 4+1 :wink: - result. Today will be going out somewhere to entertain junior then it's time to get the bike out as this looks like it's going to be the only dry day this week :(
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    you taking the bike or only watching?

    Watching, darn't take the bike when i'd have to leave it at the camp site with all those pikey Scotts around :P
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Mornin' graverobbers

    Defo wasn't feeling the love for riding this morning so loaded the bike into the wagon and went back to bed for 3 hours to MTFU. Heroic, me.

    Feelin' a f**k sight better now, so I'm just going to clean the kennel and await the arrival of SWMBO a little later.

    Onwards! To coffee, mops and buckets!
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Watching

    Quite envious! Always looks like a mental atmosphere, and what a course!

    Was making plans to catch this, but it clashed with one of our rally rounds. The one in Galloway, as it happens! So. we'll be heading north on Thrusday along with vans covered in bikes and herds of motorbikes. And a couple of wagons towing Pro-trucks etc.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,781
    Clank wrote:
    it clashed with one of our rally rounds.
    Clank, what type of rallying do you do? You a driver or co-pilot?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Clank, what type of rallying do you do? You a driver or co-pilot?

    British Cross Country Championship - co-pilot/ballast. Spent the last two+ years doing stage build and finish timing, so it's nice to be back out again! I'm missing the CC Inners trip because of our Round 4 in Radnor.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,781
    That looks like good fun 8) - I was always more of a tarmac petrol-head/track day warrior but I wouldn't mind giving that a go sometime.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,191
    meant to be on the three castles classic rally tomorrow, but work has stopped play :(

    Today has been recover from yesterday, p1ssed wet through on my mates boat at the Shrewsbury river festival, bright side is the champagne stayed cold. It was meant to be a big event but 25 odd boats & 300 people watching told a story. Still, the boat was on the local news.

    Today has been a walk up the wrekin and after chainsawing a tree down (much fun), it is time for some study before the pub later
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    matthew h wrote:
    meant to be on the three castles classic rally tomorrow, but work has stopped play :(

    You've mentioned the Classic rallies before. What car would you have been taking?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,191
    Clank wrote:

    You've mentioned the Classic rallies before. What car would you have been taking?

    Always mention the fun things!

    1964 911 - co driver though
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    matthew h wrote:

    1964 911 - co driver though

    Duuuuuuuuuuuude!! 8)

    Niiiice ride.

    End of July - pop over to Radnor, have a watch and say 'hi'.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,191
    Clank wrote:

    Duuuuuuuuuuuude!! 8)

    Niiiice ride.

    End of July - pop over to Radnor, have a watch and say 'hi'.

    Would be rude not to!

    Despite not going this week, I'm going over Friday and Saturday night for beer - as my driver is my boss I guess there is some guilt in work stopping play!

    So if your near Llandudno..... (it's near Rhyl)

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