Crossing the divide
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I'm a roadie, just perusing the wobbly tyres and lumpy jumpers brigade and what do I find ?! - A ticking off from SUPERSONIC. Seems you lot have been slinging the crud too much and are all very naughty boys/girls and all due for a spanking.
To be honest, I think you are all nuns compared to the Cake Stop Crew - we seem to get away with murder and you lot have to behave yourselves. Hee hee.
PS Aggieboy deals with discipliniaries in his basement, arrange a whips and chains sesh and serve penance for your sins.
Raid over. Bye, i'm pedalling like fook out o' here.
To be honest, I think you are all nuns compared to the Cake Stop Crew - we seem to get away with murder and you lot have to behave yourselves. Hee hee.
PS Aggieboy deals with discipliniaries in his basement, arrange a whips and chains sesh and serve penance for your sins.
Raid over. Bye, i'm pedalling like fook out o' here.
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I think you'll find we get away with murder in here too.
Nobody's yet found Maddie, and Mak3m has just ditched the mrs...It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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thekickingmule wrote:I think you'll find we get away with murder in here too.
Nobody's yet found Maddie, and Mak3m has just ditched the mrs...
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Worlds S***est Troll, Strikes again!
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sandy hill wrote:thekickingmule wrote:I think you'll find we get away with murder in here too.
Nobody's yet found Maddie, and Mak3m has just ditched the mrs...
But is Mrs M's head on backwards?
its about 165 degrees, but as we both converted to IsLamb i have one last post mortis ride left so will correct then0 -
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Fecking Roadie, cadence interested in numb c@cks, cadence and energy gels wanker! Feck orf and bore some one else, your not a cool kid so you cant play in our sandpit!
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Nothing to worry about, obviously spent the day watching queenie and suffering from a sugar rush. It happens to children.I don't do smileys.
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Probably OD'd on the EPO again...Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go - T.S. Eliot0
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Bl00dy roadies, 'insert ditch based jokes, etc'
Though that link goes to lovely road bike :oops:0 -
I still don't understand what he was talking about though.
Who was SS giving a ticking off to?
As far as I'm aware, the last time we got a ticking off in here was when Yeehaa went insane and got banned.
We get away with FAR more in here than they do in cakestop (fnarr). Plus we don't have those wierd commuters coming in here getting all morally outraged over pics of women in their undies.
and tbf, that Wilier is a great looking bike. No pics of the Pinarello though? They do make road bikes look lovely, just a shame it's such a boring sport.0 -
You guys got told off when I got banned?
I wasn't in the cc then anyway, i don't think i would have been kicked out if i was in here.0 -
OP needs to close his eyes, spin 400degrees then walk 1000 paces.
Maybe none of us will see him again 8)
ps: WTF is he on about?0 -
Shouldn't you be somewhere else baiting the Moderators?How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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YeehaaMcgee wrote:You guys got told off when I got banned?
I wasn't in the cc then anyway, i don't think i would have been kicked out if i was in here.
after you a couple of commuters went mental
then the roadies started with the we are all united by our love of bikes, why cant we have a fourum just about bikes, then half the roadies went mental as they wouldnt be able to see women in lycra, so they plactated them by creating a new section in the forum called the bottom bracket, ironically so the cakestop could have a more CC feel, which appeared but was always locked, then disappeared when all the fuss died down.
only brief highlights cos we occasionally glanced over and fnarred then got back to fapping over red heads0 -
Me?Clank wrote:Shouldn't you be somewhere else baiting the Moderators?0 -
Funny, in physics Every Action has an Equal and Opposite Reaction.
Seems like physics went out of the window on this one ! After the insults, then some in fighting, sheer magic. Clan MTB !
I agree that there is an element who are not of the CC/forum type but more like the squeaky clean presbyterians crossed with the celibate CTC and the PC brigade. I don't know how they ride their bikes with chastity belts fitted and I they post sh1t on cake stop when its supposed to be a fun outlet for anything really. If they don't like a post about girls in short skirts or anything which is quite blatantly going to be non-PC, then why click on the link ?
In this world, thank f*ck for BR - its a release from the shackles of political correctness and all those moral hypocrits.
Rant over, back to the important stuff:
On that note - yer a filthy bunch of agricultural granny gear twaddling mud sucking dribbling toss pots who ruin the countryside with yer bits of ugly scaffolding strapped to tractor tyres fitted to dustbin lids :P
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pinarello001 wrote:Funny, in physics Every Action has an Equal and Opposite Reaction.
Seems like physics went out of the window on this one ! After the insults, then some in fighting, sheer magic. Clan MTB !
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where was the in-fighting? all i saw was wtf are you on about? it was a bit of a bizarre post to be fair
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pinarello001 wrote:On that note - yer a filthy bunch of agricultural granny gear twaddling mud sucking dribbling toss pots who ruin the countryside with yer bits of ugly scaffolding strapped to tractor tyres fitted to dustbin lids :P
(link to the Pinarello on the way, thanks for the vote on the Wilier)
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You come in here spouting all your ultegra at us??????
I tell you this for nowt........i'll cross your divide in a minute0 -
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Gazlar wrote:You come in here spouting all your ultegra at us??????
I tell you this for nowt........i'll cross your divide in a minute
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This particular cycling finatic tried mountain biking on three occasions no less and lost 3 all bikes up her jacksie, they are still there, hence the expression. Call it going up the divide, never mind crossing it.
I give her to you as a peace offering
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The time is now.supersonic wrote:One click, just one click...I don't do smileys.
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pinarello001 wrote:This particular cycling finatic tried mountain biking on three occasions no less and lost 3 all bikes up her jacksie, they are still there, hence the expression. Call it going up the divide, never mind crossing it.
I give her to you as a peace offering
Thought we agreed that the Roadies Wives topic was of poor taste? Ok so this one could well taste of bacon but the point remains.This is a block of text that can be added to posts you make. There is a 255 character limit.0 -
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