Why the Nazis surrendered

cooldad
cooldad Posts: 32,599
edited May 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Chuck Norris was born May 6 1945, the Nazis surrendered May 7 1945, coincidence? I think not.
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  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    yes he is.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    edited May 2012
    TwellySmat wrote:
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
    Still kick your arse. Either of us.
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    TwellySmat wrote:
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
    Guess.
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    cooldad wrote:
    TwellySmat wrote:
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
    Still kick your ars*. Either of us.

    Can't you just write a nice poem and do a bit of gardening.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    FocusZing wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    TwellySmat wrote:
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
    Still kick your ars*. Either of us.

    Can't you just write a nice poem and do a bit of gardening.

    There you go - nice poem about gardening by Guns n Roses


    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I had to put her six feet under
    And I can still hear her complain

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her,
    But I had to kill her
    I knew I'd miss her
    So I had to keep her
    She's buried right in my backyard

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her,
    But I had to kill her
    She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
    And now I'm happier this way

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I had to put her, six feet under
    And I can still hear her complain
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    It's a start, but ink it from the heart brother. Rid the pain, share the terror.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    I think you're confusing me with your boyfriend.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • OCLV74
    OCLV74 Posts: 53
    you do know why Hitler commited suicide yeah?


    He saw his gas bill..

    sorry, very bad form but it still makes me chuckle even all these years later.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    cooldad wrote:
    Chuck Norris was born May 6 1945
    Nope.
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  • Abra
    Abra Posts: 338
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Chuck Norris was born May 6 1945
    Nope.

    The answer is either:

    1. March 10th 1940

    or

    2. Chuck Norris was never born, he just exists. No woman would be able to handle pushing him out? :lol:
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Even sadder is you guys who had to check.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    cooldad wrote:
    Even sadder is you guys who had to check.
    I'm like Chuck Norris in that respect - I don't need to check. Facts come seeking me.
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