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Why the Nazis surrendered

cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,601
edited May 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Chuck Norris was born May 6 1945, the Nazis surrendered May 7 1945, coincidence? I think not.
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  • TwellyTwelly Posts: 1,437
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
    yes he is.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • TwellyTwelly Posts: 1,437
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,601
    edited May 2012
    TwellySmat wrote:
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
    Still kick your censored . Either of us.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
    TwellySmat wrote:
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
    Guess.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,380
    cooldad wrote:
    TwellySmat wrote:
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
    Still kick your ars*. Either of us.

    Can't you just write a nice poem and do a bit of gardening.
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,601
    FocusZing wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    TwellySmat wrote:
    Chuck Norris or cooldad?
    Still kick your ars*. Either of us.

    Can't you just write a nice poem and do a bit of gardening.

    There you go - nice poem about gardening by Guns n Roses


    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I had to put her six feet under
    And I can still hear her complain

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her,
    But I had to kill her
    I knew I'd miss her
    So I had to keep her
    She's buried right in my backyard

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her,
    But I had to kill her
    She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
    And now I'm happier this way

    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I had to put her, six feet under
    And I can still hear her complain
    I don't do smileys.

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  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,380
    It's a start, but ink it from the heart brother. Rid the pain, share the terror.
  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,601
    I think you're confusing me with your boyfriend.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • OCLV74OCLV74 Posts: 53
    you do know why Hitler commited suicide yeah?


    He saw his gas bill..

    sorry, very bad form but it still makes me chuckle even all these years later.
    It is written in The Bible, wasps were born from Satan's butthole and must be cleansed with fire, firearms, or vacuum cleaners.
  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    cooldad wrote:
    Chuck Norris was born May 6 1945
    Nope.
  • AbraAbra Posts: 338
    cooldad wrote:
    Chuck Norris was born May 6 1945
    Nope.

    The answer is either:

    1. March 10th 1940

    or

    2. Chuck Norris was never born, he just exists. No woman would be able to handle pushing him out? :lol:
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  • cooldadcooldad Posts: 32,601
    Even sadder is you guys who had to check.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • YeehaaMcgeeYeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    cooldad wrote:
    Even sadder is you guys who had to check.
    I'm like Chuck Norris in that respect - I don't need to check. Facts come seeking me.
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