well that's a first
explosifpete
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while out on a ride earlier a Kestrel swooped down from above and smacked in to my top tube before hanging on the my leg.
I was a little surprised by this, after saying F**kin hell what was that a few times I moved the little dude to the verge and called the rspb, they advised taking it home and nursing it back to health, I didn't really fancy having a bird of prey in my jersey pocket so rode home to get the van.
On my return he was gone, hopefully he just shook it off like a double hard bastard or was picked up by someone.
My dreams of having a pet kestrel were squashed
I was a little surprised by this, after saying F**kin hell what was that a few times I moved the little dude to the verge and called the rspb, they advised taking it home and nursing it back to health, I didn't really fancy having a bird of prey in my jersey pocket so rode home to get the van.
On my return he was gone, hopefully he just shook it off like a double hard bastard or was picked up by someone.
My dreams of having a pet kestrel were squashed
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did he see a tiny little worm somewhere near your leg, mm din dinDeath or Glory- Just another Story0
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Kestrels don't eat worms but they are keen on black birds........ not that i've ever had one of those between my legs0
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That's a male sparrowhawk. They often hunt by dodging low along roads and hedgelines; bad luck indeed to hit a bike! :P0
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You should have followed the RSPB advice and stuffed it in a jersey pocket just to confuse your fellow cyclists at the cakestop..'OMG, he's got a bird in his back pocket..wtf?!!'0
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a sparrow hawk you say?
After closer inspection your right, I said kestrel as it dive bombed me and I thought that was a kestrel thing0 -
A Kestrel thread! BUMP!
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Has anyone else accidentally killed a bird of prey whilst out for a ride? I once got a Hen Harrier stuck between my spokes.0
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Got confronted by a peacock on a country lane riding back from my club's ten on thursday night, certainly a first!0
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that could of been me if Kes was still there, I would of always been in fear of brother jud tho0
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Death or Glory- Just another Story0
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You should have picked it up and stuck it in your jersey.
I know it would have uncomfortable, but it would have worth it on the massive off-chance that someone would have pulled up next to you and started the "I pay road tax" diatribe
You could then have said "Congratulations, here's your fecking prize" and dropped it in through the window.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
mattshrops wrote:
Hands off cocks; on socks!0 -
The most likely thing is a gust of wind will have blown the poor thing back into the road, a car or something has then run over it and the poor kestrel is doing many revs on someones wheel0
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willhub wrote:The most likely thing is a gust of wind will have blown the poor thing back into the road, a car or something has then run over it and the poor kestrel is doing many revs on someones wheel
Willhub- #optimistDeath or Glory- Just another Story0 -
Last year had a pigeon fly into my handlebars/stem in central Bristol. Sort of spazzed around on the floor (broken neck?) before a seagull swooped down and tried to eat it.
It was a little surreal to say the least.0 -
Does running over a squirrel's tail count or is this a birds only thread?Mike B
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EKIMIKE wrote:Last year had a pigeon fly into my handlebars/stem in central Bristol. Sort of spazzed around on the floor (broken neck?) before a seagull swooped down and tried to eat it.
It was a little surreal to say the least.
I think that wins!0