Oooogling!!
barty81
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ok, so today i neally veered of the road. because of the nice weather, there was a abnormal amount of tight topped birds trawling the sidewalks. unfortunetely the wife was in the car and i got a slap.not the first time this has happened but i find i cant help myself. got to love this weather!!! also whenever i see anyone on a bike, (kid/adult) i have to swan neck around to see what they are riding. im even worse if i see a car mounted rack. this is sad but im sure im not the only one who does it. make me feel better and OWN UP to being a pervy, bike ooogling four wheeled hazard to society!
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You sound like a phallic driver to me
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Why do you think helmetcams are so popular in the summer
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My favourite turn of phrase for this time of year has to be:
"Pretty girls are all solar powered, they all come out to play when the sun is shinning."
Damn straight, girls are always more attractive when the sun is out!MTB's, SC Blur LTc & Cotic Soul (26" definitely aint dead!).
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I admit it i'm the same :oops:barty81 wrote:ok, so today i neally veered of the road. because of the nice weather, there was a abnormal amount of tight topped birds trawling the sidewalks. unfortunetely the wife was in the car and i got a slap.not the first time this has happened but i find i cant help myself. got to love this weather!!! also whenever i see anyone on a bike, (kid/adult) i have to swan neck around to see what they are riding. im even worse if i see a car mounted rack. this is sad but im sure im not the only one who does it. make me feel better and OWN UP to being a pervy, bike ooogling four wheeled hazard to society!0 -
Yup, London is filling up with scantily clad totty - off up there again tomorrowPenylope wrote:"Pretty girls are all solar powered, they all come out to play when the sun is shinning."
Damn straight, girls are always more attractive when the sun is out!
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
VWsurfbum wrote:
I admit it i'm the same :oops:barty81 wrote:ok, so today i neally veered of the road. because of the nice weather, there was a abnormal amount of tight topped birds trawling the sidewalks. unfortunetely the wife was in the car and i got a slap.not the first time this has happened but i find i cant help myself. got to love this weather!!! also whenever i see anyone on a bike, (kid/adult) i have to swan neck around to see what they are riding. im even worse if i see a car mounted rack. this is sad but im sure im not the only one who does it. make me feel better and OWN UP to being a pervy, bike ooogling four wheeled hazard to society!
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Thewaylander wrote:VWsurfbum wrote:
I admit it i'm the same :oops:barty81 wrote:ok, so today i neally veered of the road. because of the nice weather, there was a abnormal amount of tight topped birds trawling the sidewalks. unfortunetely the wife was in the car and i got a slap.not the first time this has happened but i find i cant help myself. got to love this weather!!! also whenever i see anyone on a bike, (kid/adult) i have to swan neck around to see what they are riding. im even worse if i see a car mounted rack. this is sad but im sure im not the only one who does it. make me feel better and OWN UP to being a pervy, bike ooogling four wheeled hazard to society!
Potatoe
+ large sacks of spuds.
Wife has had her fun with the girls in the past though so I just point them out to her and we oooogle together!!Please help me raise £5k for Diabetes UK by completing a Couch Potato to Ironman challenge.
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AndyBeast wrote:Thewaylander wrote:VWsurfbum wrote:
I admit it i'm the same :oops:barty81 wrote:ok, so today i neally veered of the road. because of the nice weather, there was a abnormal amount of tight topped birds trawling the sidewalks. unfortunetely the wife was in the car and i got a slap.not the first time this has happened but i find i cant help myself. got to love this weather!!! also whenever i see anyone on a bike, (kid/adult) i have to swan neck around to see what they are riding. im even worse if i see a car mounted rack. this is sad but im sure im not the only one who does it. make me feel better and OWN UP to being a pervy, bike ooogling four wheeled hazard to society!
Potatoe
+ large sacks of spuds.
Wife has had her fun with the girls in the past though so I just point them out to her and we oooogle together!!
+mash.
Also, AndyBeast - POIDH, man... you know the CC rules. :P0 -
Why do you think trains always stop with the cab arry the bottom of stairs, although I see it less as oogling, more as reckying or surveying0
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Saw this and thought of the OP.
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nice!! gonna get this printed on a canvas and hung on the wall. Giant xtc
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Been married for 30 years but window shopping is always as pleasurable as ever.Tail end Charlie
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