Beryl and Betty

FocusZing
FocusZing Posts: 4,373
edited May 2012 in The Crudcatcher
"Beryl Renwick and Betty Smith win Sony radio award.

BBC Radio Humberside presenters Beryl and Betty have become the oldest ever winners of a Sony Radio Academy Award, for best entertainment programme.

Beryl Renwick, 86, and Betty Smith, 90, were given the award during a ceremony at the Grosvenor House Hotel in London."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18073697


I wish I could tune in to these bits of skirt to hear the dope tracks they stream.



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Shes goosing the suit by the look of it.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Don't feel bad. You're well up there for Mong of the Year award.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    edited May 2012
    What does goosing mean?
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    WTFisThisShit.png?1324143544
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    cooldad wrote:
    Don't feel bad. You're well up there for Mong of the Year award.

    Two years in a row would be special, just like my mum says.
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    So special does equal mong.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    So special does equal mong.

    Wow, is that still residing in your brain cells, scary!
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Clank wrote:
    WTFisThisShit.png?1324143544

    Oh come on! It's a little bit amusing.
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    no one gives a flying fcuk!
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    I'm leaving this forum for at least a day, because your all being so nasty to me. It makes me sad inside it does, sad and blue to be precise. Like a little kitten caught out in a flowing stream...
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Your (you're) special you are, you are. Bye.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    FocusZing wrote:
    I'm leaving this forum for at least a day, because your all being so nasty to me. It makes me sad inside it does, sad and blue to be precise. Like a little kitten caught out in a flowing stream...
    My grandfather used to flush kittens down the toilet. Those were the days.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Not kittens. Love kittens.
  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    Not kittens. Love kittens.

    I got banned from the pet shop for doing just this :x
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Not kittens. Love kittens.

    I got banned from the pet shop for doing just this :x

    How may kittens did you make love too before you were band?
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,306
    FocusZing wrote:
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Not kittens. Love kittens.

    I got banned from the pet shop for doing just this :x

    How may kittens did you make love too before you were band?
    *to *banned.
    Seriously, you have to get grammar corrected by a Polish 12 year old?
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Not kittens. Love kittens.
    Yup, new borns. Plop plop plop, flush.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    jay12 wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Not kittens. Love kittens.

    I got banned from the pet shop for doing just this :x

    How may kittens did you make love too before you were band?
    *to *banned.
    Seriously, you have to get grammar corrected by a Polish 12 year old?

    Like I said, just nasty, kittens flowing streams...
  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    FocusZing wrote:
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Not kittens. Love kittens.

    I got banned from the pet shop for doing just this :x

    How may kittens did you make love too before you were band?

    I can't remember exactly, was double figures I know as I only had 12 black bags in my car now they're gone ! Kittens are so much better than my usual (ie women having a no.2 in the weight-watchers toilets) as there's no police outside my door a few hours later :D
  • bobs bikes
    bobs bikes Posts: 589
    betty lives round the corner from me ;)

    listen to them, they are class!
    two old women, chatting about anything, without a care of political correctness. its great!

    kind of les dawson on crack! haha.
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Wish I was the dude in the middle. What a 3-way that would be.
  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    bit saggy though?
  • steelie600
    steelie600 Posts: 519
    cooldad wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    I'm leaving this forum for at least a day, because your all being so nasty to me. It makes me sad inside it does, sad and blue to be precise. Like a little kitten caught out in a flowing stream...
    My grandfather used to flush kittens down the toilet. Those were the days.

    As an animal lover and owner of 3 cats and two dogs, I must persist that I wanna get your Grandfather and flush him down the farking poop dispenser.

    Cruelty to animals is very frowned upon, especially by me, and will dish out violence completely dis-proportionate the the heanous activities.

    THAT is all.

    You may carry on
    Idiot ^^^^^^^^^

    Ralph
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I want to flush ^this guys kittens down the toilet. It sounds like fun. Maybe I'll drown them in a small puddle by shoving their faces into it :D
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Stav wrote:
    Wish I was the dude in the middle. What a 3-way that would be.

    It gets even better when they take their teeth out.
  • steelie600
    steelie600 Posts: 519
    jay12 wrote:
    i hate cats

    Why so? My 3 are just chilled out fuss monsters. TBH theyre quite cool for cats!

    Interested at the reasons behind your opinion
    Idiot ^^^^^^^^^

    Ralph
  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    My cat watches football, eats whole curries when you turn your head and spends the rest of his life stalking the house looking for someone/something to kill.

    My cat is a cool cat, your 'chilled out fuss monsters' are not.
  • steelie600
    steelie600 Posts: 519
    Mine do the first two in the house, and Oscar (ginger and white long hair) terrorises the street when hes out, but in the house theyre all soft as shit!
    Idiot ^^^^^^^^^

    Ralph
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Cats sh1t everywhere and hunt birds...ummmmm, hang on a minute?