What would you ask him?

sheepsteeth

i dont think there is much else to ask:

spongtastic

The answer to that question is because god is a pervy sonofabitch.

anybody who likes to be nailed to a cross and flagelated needs some serious help. Just ask any Tory MP or Etonian (same thing really)

YeehaaMcgee

What's pervy about it? Get a nice dirty woman, and have fun.

postman

Were we worth it.

Gazlar

but he doesn't exist, end of conversation

cooldad

Gazlar wrote:

but he doesn't exist, end of conversation

I bloody well do and you are now dammned.

Blind Danny Johnson

If you belive in God (and I don't) you can ask 'him' questions. A lot of people claim that they get answers too. Some people take random coincidences to be signs that God is answering them etc. Anyway if you don't believe in God (and I don't) then surely asking the same questions to scientists or philosophers will be much more productive ie I'm sure someone who knows the history of our evolution will be able to answer the G-spot question or a biologist or probably a surgeon etc.

Thewaylander

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

If you belive in God (and I don't) you can ask 'him' questions. A lot of people claim that they get answers too. Some people take random coincidences to be signs that God is answering them etc. Anyway if you don't believe in God (and I don't) then surely asking the same questions to scientists or philosophers will be much more productive ie I'm sure someone who knows the history of our evolution will be able to answer the G-spot question or a biologist or probably a surgeon etc.

Cos monkies like to practice, and they'd shag anything they could hop on, so male monkies developed a method for this to be enjoyable through evolution, allowing there evil monkey bum rape to be enjoyable.

Blind Danny Johnson

Thewaylander wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

If you belive in God (and I don't) you can ask 'him' questions. A lot of people claim that they get answers too. Some people take random coincidences to be signs that God is answering them etc. Anyway if you don't believe in God (and I don't) then surely asking the same questions to scientists or philosophers will be much more productive ie I'm sure someone who knows the history of our evolution will be able to answer the G-spot question or a biologist or probably a surgeon etc.

Cos monkies like to practice, and they'd shag anything they could hop on, so male monkies developed a method for this to be enjoyable through evolution, allowing there evil monkey bum rape to be enjoyable.

There you go, it didn't take long for a qualified expert to provide us with an accurate and sensible answer

sheepsteeth

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

an accurate and sensible answer

you are barred.

Blind Danny Johnson

sheepsteeth wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

an accurate and sensible answer

you are barred.

cooldad

sheepsteeth wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

an accurate and sensible answer

you are barred.

You don't have a good bar in you

Gazlar

sheepsteeth wrote:

William Shakespeare wrote:

Romeo and Juliet

you are barred.

YeehaaMcgee

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

an accurate and sensible answer

you are barred.

Yeah, he's not joking. :roll:

Blind Danny Johnson

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

an accurate and sensible answer

you are barred.

Yeah, he's not joking. :roll:

Barred from what exactly and why should I care? My sarcasm was supposed to be conveyed by the winking face thing e.g.

Oh no I'm barred...!? Sh*t where can I appeal my barring? This is going to change everything!!!

Anyway I was just bored at work so decided to reply. Hopefully there'll be some paint drying somewhere tomorrow and I can better amuse myself there.

Thewaylander

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

an accurate and sensible answer

you are barred.

Yeah, he's not joking. :roll:

Barred from what exactly and why should I care? My sarcasm was supposed to be conveyed by the winking face thing e.g.

Oh no I'm barred...!? Sh*t where can I appeal my barring? This is going to change everything!!!

Anyway I was just bored at work so decided to reply. Hopefully there'll be some paint drying somewhere tomorrow and I can better amuse myself there.

Or some monkey bum love?

Blind Danny Johnson

Thewaylander wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

an accurate and sensible answer

you are barred.

Yeah, he's not joking. :roll:

Barred from what exactly and why should I care? My sarcasm was supposed to be conveyed by the winking face thing e.g.

Oh no I'm barred...!? Sh*t where can I appeal my barring? This is going to change everything!!!

Anyway I was just bored at work so decided to reply. Hopefully there'll be some paint drying somewhere tomorrow and I can better amuse myself there.

Or some monkey bum love?

The chance would be a fine thing.

MountainMonster

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

Thewaylander wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

an accurate and sensible answer

you are barred.

Yeah, he's not joking. :roll:

Barred from what exactly and why should I care? My sarcasm was supposed to be conveyed by the winking face thing e.g.

Oh no I'm barred...!? Sh*t where can I appeal my barring? This is going to change everything!!!

Anyway I was just bored at work so decided to reply. Hopefully there'll be some paint drying somewhere tomorrow and I can better amuse myself there.

Or some monkey bum love?

The chance would be a fine thing.

Should ask Lady GaGa, she's got one to stick in there.

YeehaaMcgee

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

Barred from what exactly and why should I care?

From here. So Shush.

sheepsteeth

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

Blind Danny Johnson wrote:

an accurate and sensible answer

you are barred.

Yeah, he's not joking. :roll:

Barred from what exactly and why should I care? My sarcasm was supposed to be conveyed by the winking face thing e.g.

Oh no I'm barred...!? Sh*t where can I appeal my barring? This is going to change everything!!!

Anyway I was just bored at work so decided to reply. Hopefully there'll be some paint drying somewhere tomorrow and I can better amuse myself there.

trust me, you are more than welcome, i only stuck my beak in because common sense and whatnot are not welcome here (mainly because none of us understand it!!)

mak3m

although

EH_Rob

Gazlar wrote:

sheepsteeth wrote:

William Shakespeare wrote:

Romeo and Juliet

you are bard.

Don't much care for the rest of the thread but this tickled me.

Beardface

I'd ask him which dry cleaners he uses.



That said, I stopped believing in imaginary friends when my dad walked in on xmas eve dressed as santa smoking a fag and drinking a special brew. I was 5.

Ryan Jones

Stav wrote:

dressed as santa smoking a fag and drinking a special brew.

Sounds like a geordie to me

Beardface

Ryan Jones wrote:

Stav wrote:

dressed as santa smoking a fag and drinking a special brew.

Sounds like a geordie to me

Brilliant.