May the 4th be with you Friday Morning™ thread

projectsome
projectsome Posts: 4,478
edited May 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Morning salty unswallowed samples, tis that time again, tis the end of the week.

Today should consist of work, pub, sleep.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Morning Scuttlers

    nice shortish shift today and a later start tomorrow, means an afternoon to spend in gym then tinkering with Bender to get it up and running for the weekend
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    I LOVE star trek! May the fourth be with you!
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Morning losers!

    Today is the one day of the year where you can pick up a dwarf/midget, put them on your shoulders and run around saying "I've caught an Ewok!!" Seriously, they'll love you for it.

    Got the old headset out last night, a bigger hammer and screwdriver was the solution, and consequently got the new one in. Almost up and running now, just a few tweaks needed :D

    Glad it's Friday, cba with work anymore.

    Laters!
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • sanchez89
    sanchez89 Posts: 567
    Morning cack faces

    Work me'h till 11. Then home to check bike over for tomorrows DH course. Rest of day may consist of eat, sleep and or pub.

    Its friday! Woohoo!
    2011 KHS Full Susser Carbon 29er Race Build
    Clank wrote:
    M'eh, I might just go back to zapping it with frikken lay-zur beeeems. And sharks.
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    awake-me'h!
    day off-win!
    moving stuff......again-me'h!
    bacons and egg butties with hp sauce-win!
    booze tonight-win!
    flooring the lounge tomorrow-me'h!
    not in work till tuesday night-win!
    have a great hose pipe ban bank holiday weekend everyone!
    Loving life in rural SW France

    Orange 5 Pro
    Ribble Audax
    On One Scandal 29er
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Mornin' dribblers

    Last working day of the week, and no bacons following yesterdays extravaganza.

    Slightly shorter working day for me, before heading out on my travels for the weekend, which will see me fitting windscreens, peddling around bits of Wales Clanks were never meant to visit before hopefully making back for the pub Sunday night. In one piece.

    On Monday I can do some general maintenence on the car, if the weather will let me.

    However, it;s that time again, so I'm going to do the usual, then do some work.

    Onwards! To coffee! And work stuff!.......lots of work stuff. .....so much stuff
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Today is the one day of the year where you can pick up a dwarf/midget, put them on your shoulders and run around saying "I've caught an Ewok!!" Seriously, they'll love you for it.

    Typing this from the back of a police car as it turns out kickingmule was wrong........

    So when released on bail, I will mostly be working & going to pub after work
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning work dodgers.
    Did nothing last night, Did find my old Scott Genius on ebay being sold as a broken frame though :lol:
    Nothing planned for tonight or saturday but sunday i should heading west in search of some crudites in the valeys :P

    Today got a few things to do in the city, but i'm sure it will be messed up somehow. :roll:
    Andy wrote:
    I LOVE star trek! May the fourth be with you!
    Not funny even the first time you wrote it.

    But as your repating yourself i will too, We had our wedding reception 4 years ago today. (we had two) :)
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    matthew h wrote:
    So when released on bail

    I don't want to know what you intend releasing on Bails.

    I'd wipe him off and apologise if you do - he looks the fighty sort.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Morning,

    Long drive to the frozen wastelands of the North ahead - with a bit of trackday action on the way :-) No internet connection at the other end apart from my crappy Crackberry, but should get a bit of biking in over the long weekend. Laters...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    'Ning
    Got drenched at jumping clinic last night, not ideal.
    Today is a day of cleaning the Stumpinator, going to DPD to fetch my new saddle, having a (hopefully short) battle with iTunes and packing the car up for another weekend up NW with TFN.
    Just been told we're starting the ride tomorrow at 7.45am, and it takes 45mins to get to the Wheelbase meeting point. No lie in for me then :-/

    Right, porridge is calling!
    Kisses
    FoxC
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Morning bumders

    Nowt exciting happening today, bit of a busy weekend though.
    Revision, Natural History Museum to see that animal thing they've got on, getting drunk this evening. Old boys hockey tomorrow, more getting drunk tomorrow evening.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Long drive to the frozen wastelands of the North ahead - with a bit of trackday action on the way :-)

    Now you've just made me jealous. Git.
    VWsurfbum wrote:

    I was about to go to uni to do some work, then I clicked your link...
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Clank wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    So when released on bail

    I don't want to know what you intend releasing on Bails.

    I'd wipe him off and apologise if you do - he looks the fighty sort.

    boo he'd be far too overcome to be fighting
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    greetings turdburgers

    Today is meh.

    Pub visit last night, during which I forgot to lock my iphone, so sombebody decided to f**k about on linkedin and facebork, change the background to a rather interesting picture and probably other things as well that I haven't found.

    I think I know who it is and luckily they will be feeling worse than me this morning.

    Still raining here as well so the lunch time bike ride will be interestingly wet!
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Abra
    Abra Posts: 338
    M'ning TFIF!

    This weekend couldn’t have come quicker. Does anyone have a job they ENJOY going to or is just a myth?? :roll:

    Got a call from a mate last night asking if I want to go to the cup final this weekend. Not being a massive kickball fan I’m undecided on what to do. I really want to take the bike out but it’s got to be a last minute thing with this shoot weather.

    > Tea

    You'll have a good day!
    DO MORE OF WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,280
    Well I'm sat in work in my bike gear so all is good... Except the headache

    Seriously, two bottles of wine is good for you, its the third that sends you over the edge.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    So when released on bail

    I don't want to know what you intend releasing on Bails.

    I'd wipe him off and apologise if you do - he looks the fighty sort.

    boo he'd be far too overcome to be fighting

    I find that hard to swallow.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Morning All

    Just got back into sunny Sheff and spent much of the morning sorting out a huge pile of paper work. One piece was a bank statement showing wads of cash so being away with no shops or pubs helps you save, so in light of this went spending on CRC see I've just post for details.

    Coffee in town is next and I must get a new coffee maker -the type you screw together- when there.

    Might get the bike out tomorrow. Peaks I think.
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • EyesintheSky
    EyesintheSky Posts: 183
    Early Afternoon Whammers,

    Just registered to the RAF for Aircraft Tech so now I sit and wait for them to open up the role, it sucks as I missed the last intake of Techs by 18 hours, 18 HOURS!!!! The lovely lady also kindly pointed out that she cannot tell me at what point it will re-open just to put salt in the wounds...

    Was about to apply as pilot in the Irish Air Corps seeing as they are recruiting flyboys, had a quick look on the website to see what exciting aircraft I would be flying only to find out their total fleet comprises of about 3 gliders, Screw that was my initial response.

    Onwards through the afternoon!
    Very funny Scotty, now beam me down my clothes.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    So when released on bail

    I don't want to know what you intend releasing on Bails.

    I'd wipe him off and apologise if you do - he looks the fighty sort.

    boo he'd be far too overcome to be fighting

    I find that hard to swallow.

    This thread is starting to snowball and bails is getting repeatedly splashed all over the forum
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    So when released on bail

    I don't want to know what you intend releasing on Bails.

    I'd wipe him off and apologise if you do - he looks the fighty sort.

    boo he'd be far too overcome to be fighting

    I find that hard to swallow.

    This thread is starting to snowball and bails is getting repeatedly splashed all over the forum

    You're right, it will leave a bad taste in someones mouth
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    So when released on bail

    I don't want to know what you intend releasing on Bails.

    I'd wipe him off and apologise if you do - he looks the fighty sort.

    boo he'd be far too overcome to be fighting

    I find that hard to swallow.

    This thread is starting to snowball and bails is getting repeatedly splashed all over the forum

    You're right, it will leave a bad taste in someones mouth

    Bails will have it all in hand, if someone did try to come up in his face, he'd just toss them to one side
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    So when released on bail

    I don't want to know what you intend releasing on Bails.

    I'd wipe him off and apologise if you do - he looks the fighty sort.

    boo he'd be far too overcome to be fighting

    I find that hard to swallow.

    This thread is starting to snowball and bails is getting repeatedly splashed all over the forum

    You're right, it will leave a bad taste in someones mouth

    Bails will have it all in hand, if someone did try to come up in his face, he'd just toss them to one side

    In one fluid motion or in fits and spurts?
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    So when released on bail

    I don't want to know what you intend releasing on Bails.

    I'd wipe him off and apologise if you do - he looks the fighty sort.

    boo he'd be far too overcome to be fighting

    I find that hard to swallow.

    This thread is starting to snowball and bails is getting repeatedly splashed all over the forum

    You're right, it will leave a bad taste in someones mouth

    Bails will have it all in hand, if someone did try to come up in his face, he'd just toss them to one side

    In one fluid motion or in fits and spurts?

    come, come, thats enough..............
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Ha! My last 24 hours in Blighty, tomorrow I'll be flying to Frankfurt then to Strasbourg in France where I'll be staying until late June.
    I will miss Swinley Forest, Cannock Chase and all the other great trails here in England, but rest assured I'll have a bike by time summer arrives in October this year. (Southern Hemisphere)
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    matthew h wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    So when released on bail

    I don't want to know what you intend releasing on Bails.

    I'd wipe him off and apologise if you do - he looks the fighty sort.

    boo he'd be far too overcome to be fighting

    I find that hard to swallow.

    This thread is starting to snowball and bails is getting repeatedly splashed all over the forum

    You're right, it will leave a bad taste in someones mouth

    Bails will have it all in hand, if someone did try to come up in his face, he'd just toss them to one side

    In one fluid motion or in fits and spurts?

    come, come, thats enough..............

    Why, it's not as though we're all giving him a hard time
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Ha! My last 24 hours in Blighty, tomorrow I'll be flying to Frankfurt then to Strasbourg in France where I'll be staying until late June.
    I will miss Swinley Forest, Cannock Chase and all the other great trails here in England, but rest assured I'll have a bike by time summer arrives in October this year. (Southern Hemisphere)
    I take it you'll still be a regular?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Bon voyage, boss! Keep us posted on progress!
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Early Afternoon Whammers,

    Just registered to the RAF for Aircraft Tech so now I sit and wait for them to open up the role, it sucks as I missed the last intake of Techs by 18 hours, 18 HOURS!!!! The lovely lady also kindly pointed out that she cannot tell me at what point it will re-open just to put salt in the wounds...

    Was about to apply as pilot in the Irish Air Corps seeing as they are recruiting flyboys, had a quick look on the website to see what exciting aircraft I would be flying only to find out their total fleet comprises of about 3 gliders, Screw that was my initial response.

    Onwards through the afternoon!

    mate, i am coming to the end of my time in the raf (27 years this year) as an aircraft tech, drop us a pm and i'll give you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
    Loving life in rural SW France

    Orange 5 Pro
    Ribble Audax
    On One Scandal 29er