Henry Wolf V BMW. The persistent erection case.

FocusZing

A man from California, Henry Wolf, is suing BMW North America over medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage" related to a four-hour long bike ride that left him with a persistent erection.

According to the local CBS station, Wolf alleges that a ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle with a "ridge-like" seat caused the erection that has lasted 20 months and resulted in Wolf being "unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

According to USA Today, the lawsuit against BMW and aftermarket seat maker Corbin-Pacific was filed last Thursday. The case states that Wolf has been suffering from the erection since September 2011, when he rode his motorcycle.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/henry-wolf-sues-bmw-over-persistent-erection


This is the offending vehicle.




When the bike was originally released.

YeehaaMcgee

FocusZing wrote:

erection that has lasted 20 months and resulted in Wolf being "unable to engage in sexual activity,

Sexual activity is probably the only thing he could do right now. That, and be a catholic choirmaster.

thekickingmule

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

erection that has lasted 20 months and resulted in Wolf being "unable to engage in sexual activity,

Sexual activity is probably the only thing he could do right now. That, and be a catholic choirmaster.

Almost spat my tea out at that!

That has to be one of the first posts of FocusZing worth reading!

Gazlar

Seriously dude, he needs to take my advice and jab it in the eye with chip fork, never fails for me, its like putting a balloon on a fire

FocusZing

thekickingmule wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

erection that has lasted 20 months and resulted in Wolf being "unable to engage in sexual activity,

Sexual activity is probably the only thing he could do right now. That, and be a catholic choirmaster.

Almost spat my tea out at that!

That has to be one of the first posts of FocusZing worth reading!

I posted "SlutWalk" FFS, that makes at least two, numb nuts (appologies Mr Wolf).

estampida

I dont see how a motorcycle made 20 years ago can be blamed

2 options

1) Become an adult film actor

2) Take loads of speed and it will vanish (for a few hours anyway)

sloppycowpat

what a prick...












sorry :oops:

MountainMonster

lol. how the fark do you get an erection from riding a bloody motorcycle? And there is a serious fail in your post focuszing, I don't think that it has been 20 months since September, 2011.

supersonic

Unable to engage WITH an erection? I think he must be doing it wrong.

Gazlar

MountainMonster wrote:

lol. how the fark do you get an erection from riding a bloody motorcycle?.

same way a woman gets sloppy sat on a washing machine

YeehaaMcgee

Gazlar wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

lol. how the fark do you get an erection from riding a bloody motorcycle?.

same way a woman gets sloppy sat on a washing machine

Just wait till you see what happens when they sit on a washing machine that's turned on.

Stevo_666

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

lol. how the fark do you get an erection from riding a bloody motorcycle?.

same way a woman gets sloppy sat on a washing machine

Just wait till you see what happens when they sit on a washing machine that's turned on.

An ex-girlfriend of mine was very keen on the spin cycle.

cooldad

Stevo 666 wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

lol. how the fark do you get an erection from riding a bloody motorcycle?.

same way a woman gets sloppy sat on a washing machine

Just wait till you see what happens when they sit on a washing machine that's turned on.

An ex-girlfriend of mine was very keen on the spin cycle.

Hopefully you've seen a doctor about your impotence issues.

YeehaaMcgee

Stevo 666 wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

lol. how the fark do you get an erection from riding a bloody motorcycle?.

same way a woman gets sloppy sat on a washing machine

Just wait till you see what happens when they sit on a washing machine that's turned on.

An ex-girlfriend of mine was very keen on the spin cycle.

I'll spin your cycle in a minute.

cooldad

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

lol. how the fark do you get an erection from riding a bloody motorcycle?.

same way a woman gets sloppy sat on a washing machine

Just wait till you see what happens when they sit on a washing machine that's turned on.

An ex-girlfriend of mine was very keen on the spin cycle.

I'll spin your cycle in a minute.

Thinking about that comment, in a bike forum, it actually makes sense. Not suitable for CC. Try harder.



ps you don't have a good spin in you, obviously.

YeehaaMcgee

I'll think about YOUR comment in a minute.

Stevo 666 wrote:

An ex-girlfriend of mine was very keen on the spin cycle.

I'll ex YOUR girlfriend in a minute.

How's that, better?

Gazlar

cooldad wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

lol. how the fark do you get an erection from riding a bloody motorcycle?.

same way a woman gets sloppy sat on a washing machine

Just wait till you see what happens when they sit on a washing machine that's turned on.

An ex-girlfriend of mine was very keen on the spin cycle.

Hopefully you've seen a doctor about your impotence issues.

She had her own liquid and Stevo tried to give her the softener

Stevo_666

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

An ex-girlfriend of mine was very keen on the spin cycle.

I'll ex YOUR girlfriend in a minute.

How's that, better?

OK, you haven't got a good girlfriend ex-ing in you...

YeehaaMcgee

I've exed more girlfriends than you're had, er, girlfriends.

Stevo_666

Probably not that difficult if you don't count the inflatable ones.

YeehaaMcgee

I'll count your inflatable ones in a minute.

Stevo_666

You don't have a good inflatable one in you (fnarr fnarr).

nicklouse

sueing BMW when he was not using a BMW seat.

and they need a proof reader

According to USA Today, the lawsuit against BMW and aftermarket seat maker Corbin-Pacific was filed last Thursday. The case states that Wolf has been suffering from the erection since September 2012, when he rode his motorcycle.

http://www.thelocal.de/national/20120502-42285.html

Biker sues BMW for 20-month erection
Published: 2 May 12 10:56 CET

Top German automobile maker BMW is facing a stiff legal challenge from an American man who claims a four-hour ride on one of their motorbikes left him with a permanent erection.


BMW markets its cars and motorbikes under the slogan “Sheer Driving Pleasure”, and also boasts “Less emissions. More driving pleasure”, but Californian Henry Wolf says his life has been devastated by the after-effects of his BMW bike experience.

Wolf is suing BMW and saddle-manufacturer Corbin-Pacific for medical costs, emotional stress and loss of income after a fateful road trip on his 1993 motorbike. Wolf says he has had a constant erection for 20 months.

Wolf's lawsuit says he is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

According to a report by US broadcaster CBS, Wolf bought a special ridge-like seat, meant to enhance comfort, for around $200 (€150).

But urologists dispute Wolf's claim that his beamer is due to his Beamer.

“It’s been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis - if it’s compressed for a period of time, whether it be on a bicycle seat or some other device — it can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia,” Dr. Michael Lutz of the Michigan Institute of Urology told US radio station WWJ Newsradio 950.

“Not only in men, but women can also get numbness in that region if they’re compressing those nervous structures to that region of the body,” he added.

A spokeswoman at BMW Motorcycles in Southeast Michigan underlined the fact that Wolf was not riding a standard BMW seat. “Sometimes people say it’s more comfortable," she told CBS. "Sometimes people can get a tall seat or a low seat or ... they can come heated.”

The Local/bk

typical Yank. wanted more and got more and now wants less.