Psst wanna do a runner

Cleat Eastwood

and change you're id, check this out - apparently all genuine locations, post codes and stuff

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/gen-male-en-uk.php

team47b

OK if you want to live abroad and use an alias, but who would do that?

Gizmodo

You mean "team47b" isn't your real name! :shock:

team47b

Gizmodo wrote:

You mean "team47b" isn't your real name! :shock:

No it's not.

Damn your ingenuity Mr Giz Modo, caught me out there!

Bl00dy witness protection programme, now I have to change it again

You aint seen me, right.
"Team47c"

thecrofter

OK, I'm now Abdullah McLean. I can't help thinking my real name would be less notable though.

prawny

I'd do a heptathlete, not sure about any runners though, they're all a bit skinny.