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Damn bikeradar server - never wished me a happy birthday.
No other reasons to be cheerful:
I am a year older
I have run out of Eccles cakes
I am sure I was quicker this time last year
My flat is too small for a toddler and an expected newborn
My ceramic bearings oredered from Oz will probably not get through customs without megabucks import duty
My missus will find out that I spent loads of money on 'glass beads' and that will be the end
No one will give me Claire Baldings address
Did'nt see Susannah this morining (probably 'cos I dont watch TV in the morning but that besides the point)
Its a recession
Pepe has resigned as Barca boss and had he continued he would have made AF look like an amateur
Man fecking U will win the bloody league again knowing my luck...
Anything you want to add?
No other reasons to be cheerful:
I am a year older
I have run out of Eccles cakes
I am sure I was quicker this time last year
My flat is too small for a toddler and an expected newborn
My ceramic bearings oredered from Oz will probably not get through customs without megabucks import duty
My missus will find out that I spent loads of money on 'glass beads' and that will be the end
No one will give me Claire Baldings address
Did'nt see Susannah this morining (probably 'cos I dont watch TV in the morning but that besides the point)
Its a recession
Pepe has resigned as Barca boss and had he continued he would have made AF look like an amateur
Man fecking U will win the bloody league again knowing my luck...
Anything you want to add?
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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Yes - happy birthday. heres a little giftette....
claire
a munter
and a cake aggieboy made
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
Happy Birthday, whenever it was. Hope it was nice.
And to make you feel better, you could be me.
Love n hugs
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Cleat Eastwood wrote:Yes - happy birthday. heres a little giftette....
claire
a munter
and a cake aggieboy made
Claire's looking rather fetching in a natty powder blue outfit at the Rugby League Challenge Cup game. Probably had to distinguish herself from the players though."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
pinarello001 wrote:Damn bikeradar server - never wished me a happy birthday.
No other reasons to be cheerful:
I am a year older
I have run out of Eccles cakes
I am sure I was quicker this time last year
My flat is too small for a toddler and an expected newborn
My ceramic bearings oredered from Oz will probably not get through customs without megabucks import duty
My missus will find out that I spent loads of money on 'glass beads' and that will be the end
No one will give me Claire Baldings address
Did'nt see Susannah this morining (probably 'cos I dont watch TV in the morning but that besides the point)
Its a recession
Pepe has resigned as Barca boss and had he continued he would have made AF look like an amateur
Man fecking U will win the bloody league again knowing my luck...
Anything you want to add?
Take a deep breath. That's you - alive. With one and nearly two, almost certainly lovely children.
Sorry - the dog nudged me and switched serious mode on.Purveyor of "up"0 -
Here my thank you's (In the Oscar awards style)
Thanks cleat - made my day.
Thanks Aggieboy, although you can't get out of caption mode, but thats fine - much better then OCD or Irritable bowel syndrome, piles, flatulence etc (don't pick me up on the spelling)
Thanks peddleup, two girls: priceless (lol)
No thanks to the police -
Conversation with a PC after some tw@t did'nt indicate round a roundabout today and I thought that was it, boiled down to, and I quote "I'm not here to uphold the highway code" !?!?! Seriously, I was Tangoed by a copper.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Caption mode was off -
a)I was watching Cleat's Claire at the game as I wrote.
b) If you don't want to join the 'Cake Stop' club and bed DD that's fine."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
I fancy Susanna Reid: is that enough to join this gastronomic cross of bikes and patisserie?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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The rose on that cake is a touch of class. Bravo.0
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testing0
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If Aggie had made that cake it would have been t'other way round and the @rse would have been the prominent feature.Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
Frank the tank wrote:If Aggie had made that cake it would have been t'other way round and the @rse would have been the prominent feature.
Cream filled, too."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0