Before you throw her into the ditch..

Raymondavalon
Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
edited April 2012 in The Crudcatcher
..in Egypt you can legally give her one for the road....
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    That's never stopped you before.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Rigga
    Rigga Posts: 939
    Sounds fair enough
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Nothing better after a ride than popping open a cold one



    oh wait!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Most married men wouldn't know the difference.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Most Crudders' main criteria for a woman are a skirt and a pulse, so I guess we could go easy on the second one. Anyhow, they'd still be warm after 6 hours.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Most married men wouldn't know the difference.

    the washing would start to pile up
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    matthew h wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Most married men wouldn't know the difference.

    the washing would start to pile up

    I meant having sex with a dead person :wink:
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Aggieboy wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Most married men wouldn't know the difference.

    the washing would start to pile up

    I meant having sex with a dead person :wink:

    It's an old joke, how did you know the wife was dead?

    The sex was the same but the washing started to pile up
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    matthew h wrote:
    The sex was the same but the washing started to pile up
    You've got half of it covered:

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    the wife thought i was joking when i told her about this, i explained it was true, she said "i bet you'd f*ck me in the rse" Well i said it would be rude not to, waste of opertunity etc.
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  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Most Crudders' main criteria for a woman are a skirt and a pulse, so I guess we could go easy on the second one. Anyhow, they'd still be warm after 6 hours.

    You got half of that right. I don't mind them wearing trousers or being naked :twisted:
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Perhaps a regular mass walk in Mecca has just run it's course.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • BigLee1
    BigLee1 Posts: 449
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    the wife thought i was joking when i told her about this, i explained it was true, she said "i bet you'd f*ck me in the rse" Well i said it would be rude not to, waste of opertunity etc.


    Brilliant lmfao!!!
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    BigLee1 wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    the wife thought i was joking when i told her about this, i explained it was true, she said "i bet you'd f*ck me in the rse" Well i said it would be rude not to, waste of opertunity etc.


    Brilliant lmfao!!!
    :D He should have said, 'If you let me do it now I promise not to take you up the Oxo Tower when you're dead'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    BigLee1 wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    the wife thought i was joking when i told her about this, i explained it was true, she said "i bet you'd f*ck me in the rse" Well i said it would be rude not to, waste of opertunity etc.


    Brilliant lmfao!!!
    :D He should have said, 'If you let me do it now I promise not to take you up the Oxo Tower when you're dead'.
    :lol: even better that she would get that!
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    the wife thought i was joking when i told her about this, i explained it was true, she said "i bet you'd f*ck me in the rse" Well i said it would be rude not to, waste of opertunity etc.

    You sir are a legend :P
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Most married men wouldn't know the difference.

    I'd certainly notice the lack of snoring, or I'd miss the crying and struggling
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    ohhh a quick addition, I suppose it brings a new meaning to the phrase, "one in the pink......one in the sphynx"
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    How's there gonna be 72 virgins waiting in paradise once this starts??
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."

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