Maddie at 9

mak3m
mak3m Posts: 1,394
edited April 2012 in The Crudcatcher
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17838052

Gazlar they even close??

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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Bearing in mind some of the police identfit pictures I wouldn't trust it.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Bearing in mind some of the police identfit pictures I wouldn't trust it.
    Nobody trusts Gazlar.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    "We are working on the basis of two possibilities here - one is that Madeleine is still alive; and the second that she is sadly dead," he said.
    Wow, give that genius a fuggin medal :roll:
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  • supersonic
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    She could be inbetween, like a politican.
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  • cooldad
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    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    "We are working on the basis of two possibilities here - one is that Madeleine is still alive; and the second that she is sadly dead," he said.
    Wow, give that genius a fuggin medal :roll:
    As opposed to happily dead I suppose.
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  • Gazlar
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    If they want to find her get Time Team on the case, they're always finding long lost things buried inches deep.
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  • cooldad
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    Gazlar wrote:
    If they want to find her get Time Team on the case, they're always finding long lost things buried inches deep.
    Like your obvious.
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    "We are working on the basis of two possibilities here - one is that Madeleine is still alive; and the second that she is sadly dead," he said.
    Wow, give that genius a fuggin medal :roll:

    Perhaps one of the tecs' thinks she might be in a coma.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Perhaps one of the tecs' thinks she might be in a coma.

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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I always was good :wink:
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  • Clank
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    supersonic wrote:
    She could be inbetween, like a politican.

    Or both! A kind of 'Shroedingers Whelp', if you like.
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    That poor girl is, in all probability dead and her parents are wracked with guilt. I can understand their desperation and despair but the case is long gone and out of the public eye.

    FFS let's have poor old Keith Bennett's mum on tv appealing for help dig up saddleworth moor in her vain bid for "closure" and she has a clrear conscience.

    Sorry this is a tasteless post, but I'm sick of the McCanns.
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  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    Head, Portuguese ditch, backwards.
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  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    Clank wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    She could be inbetween, like a politican.

    Or both! A kind of 'Shroedingers Whelp', if you like.


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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    They're miles off.

    After going into the back garden to check, I can confirm she looks like.......................








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  • xmadxmoex
    xmadxmoex Posts: 135
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Sorry this is a tasteless post, but I'm sick of the McCanns.

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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    poilice identishit more like....

    she could look like this now

    fat-girl_overweight.jpg

    and yes the mcanns are getting way too much attention, what about all the other kids who could be in ditches with their head backwards?
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  • Aggieboy
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    projectsome wrote:
    poilice identishit more like....

    she could look like this now

    fat-girl_overweight.jpg

    and yes the mcanns are getting way too much attention, what about all the other kids who could be in ditches with their head backwards?

    Only if she was taken to America.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    projectsome wrote:
    poilice identishit more like....

    she could look like this now

    fat-girl_overweight.jpg
    Nah, don't be stupid. If she's being kept alive to make all manner of perverse videos, I'm pretty sure they've got enough fetish checkboxes marked off already, witout getting into BBW land.
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  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    They're miles off.

    After going into the back garden to check, I can confirm she looks like.......................








    Skeleton%20in%20Shallow%20Grave.jpg




    yeh that's right,

    head

    backwards

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Sherlock conclusion given the absolutely zero evidence beyond she went missing is... she's dead. It's the only answer having exhausted all the loony theories.

    She fell in the sea, in some hole, or one or both of them did away with her and covered it up, even if they've blanked it out.

    So rotting in a hole is the most accurate way she looks now.

    Still recall there was brief mention of some road works going on and a hole filled in a day later. Did they even bother checking that out?

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