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I'd give her one...

Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited April 2012 in The bottom bracket
zero, one, zero, zero, one, zero, one

a Binary Bint no less
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

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  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
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  • Redhog14Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Yossie wrote:
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  • singletonsingleton Posts: 2,319
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  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    100........ 2
  • GizmodoGizmodo Posts: 1,928
    Yossie wrote:
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  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Who's going to insure these things against malfunction "in service"?
  • 2Phat4Rapha2Phat4Rapha Posts: 238
    checksum error
    I may be a minority of one but that doesn't prevent me from being right.
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  • CiBCiB Posts: 6,098
    Entry costs $10,000 for an all inclusive service.
    10 grand? Grubby tenner round here mate. I believe.
  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    johnfinch wrote:
    100........ 2

    You know the rules - no txt talk. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Yub-yum anyone?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • YossieYossie Posts: 2,600
    @ Gizmodo:

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  • RonBRonB Posts: 3,984
    Oh well, I ended up looking like Nevman's avatar after bothering to read that. I guess these guys have to get published somewhere now that the internet pron has taken away the market for bizarre, sex-themed articles between the photosets of the topshelf mags.

    Having said all that, if they ever need to carry out any research, just let me know :)
  • McBain_v1McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    Robo-slags?! Whatever next. Soon there'll be robotic dicks for women to use...

    ...oh, wait a minute...

    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • GizmodoGizmodo Posts: 1,928
    @Yossie:

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    Binary is so last year darling. :wink:
  • Yossie wrote:
    @ Gizmodo:

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    You're the light wiping out my batteries; You're the cream in my airport coffee's.
  • Peddle Up!Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    Service pack one. :)
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • GizmodoGizmodo Posts: 1,928
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  • STEFANOS4784STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    Yossie wrote:
    @ Gizmodo:

    But its fun and the rest of the cakestoppers on here don't know what we are talking about - they think we are just writing a load of ones and zeros. We can say things like the moderators are douche bags and all cycle clubs are full of twatts and they will never know it will be a grand day out, wallace


    Binary is easy.... http://www.convertbinary.com/

    :wink:
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    They've even got one that looks like Marilyn Monroe.

    julie_higginson_2.jpg
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 52,792
    Do cyborgs count?

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Kieran_BurnsKieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Gizmodo wrote:
    @Yossie:

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    Binary is so last year darling. :wink:

    She's a witch! Burn her!!!


    (see what I did there?)
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
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  • OffTheBackAdamOffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    They said the androids will be made of bacteria resistant fiber and flushed for human fluids, guaranteeing no sexual transmitted diseases are transferred between the slutty machinery and its human lover.

    Does it for me chaps!
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Do you have to turn her on before you can do anything with her?
  • Yossie wrote:
    @ Gizmodo:

    But its fun and the rest of the cakestoppers on here don't know what we are talking about - they think we are just writing a load of ones and zeros. We can say things like the moderators are douche bags and all cycle clubs are full of twatts and they will never know it will be a grand day out, wallace

    Speak for yourself dude.
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