MP Discovers Cause of Pregnancies

redjeepǃ
redjeepǃ Posts: 531
edited April 2012 in The bottom bracket
An Irish TD (the equivalent of an MP) today blamed fornication as the most likely cause of (unwanted) pregnancy.

To think we pay these people......

http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/government-td-blames-fornication-for-unwanted-pregnancies-548150.html

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  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    I wonder how many committees it took attendance at before she came up with that bit of startling logic!!
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    isnt she also part of the committee investigating whether the pope sh!ts in the woods, hehe.
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  • gasman_dave
    gasman_dave Posts: 129
    Was he talking about Cleat and Mrs Yossie. Maybe I've missed something.

    Dave
  • nwallace
    nwallace Posts: 1,465
    As amusing as that is at first read:

    From Chambers:
    fornication noun 1 voluntary sexual intercourse outside marriage. 2 Bible sexual immorality in general.
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  • neiltb
    neiltb Posts: 332
    I bet she's a lot of fun in the sack.

    not tonight dear, we don't want an unwanted pregnancy.
    FCN 12
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,525
    Just have a close look at Michelle Mulherin.

    Big chin, straight nose, straight eyebrows, eyes are quite pretty but don't be deceived, take the wig away and well...

    Me thinks Michelle is a Micheal. Fornication between two blokes aint gonna cause unwanted pregnancies, so he has nothing to worry about.
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    michelle-mulherin_1043737t.jpg

    this one?
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Who would have guessed

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