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sheepsteeth
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Morning.
got to go and get my uniform fitted at a place about 5 minutes from where i lived 5 weeks ago, gawd knows why i didnt get it squared when i still lived there, what a mong.
hope you all have a smashing day, I'm still on leave so once again, thanks for paying your taxes.
got to go and get my uniform fitted at a place about 5 minutes from where i lived 5 weeks ago, gawd knows why i didnt get it squared when i still lived there, what a mong.
hope you all have a smashing day, I'm still on leave so once again, thanks for paying your taxes.
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Morning bumders
Lambing today as usual. I hate sheep.0 -
Morning uphill gardeners
Might service the mtb later
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Morning all.
Booger it, I'm going out for a ride.Peter0 -
Morning saddle-sniffers
Appaling nights kip. Work m'eh, followed by car m'eh.
However, it'll start with a fried breakfast, so it could be worse! It's also the last working day of the week for me.
But f**k, am I going to be busy!
Owards! To bacons!How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Morning sperm sacks.
My housemates Mum and Sister came round last night, stayed way to late so I'm knackered today. Didn't help that we had no milk this morning so I had to go to the shop. Ah well, I'm awake now.
I wish I could join the army. Stupid eczema.
Today, I have to do stupid jobs at work. I really don't see the point with them. Stupid academics.
Laters!It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Morning
bit tired this morning after my amazing display of cycling ability on the way home (34 miles in 1hr 50)
today is lots of work meh, with tea provided at reasonable intervals, which is nice. Should be doing a running race at Hanchurch later, but thought it would be good to see the kids & wife before 7 at least once during the holidays.0 -
morning all,
i've got an exam this afternoon so i'm busy revising - it's all multiple choice so it should be pretty easy....famous last words, i better pass other wise i can't work on site
anyone wanna buy my golf off me? i've finally had the company car through so it's up for sale. so i can buy the missus a newer car when we sell hers aswell and buy muself a nice shiny on one 456 i reckon, now, brown or blue...hmmmmmm
anyway,
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'ning
Monday for me, getting up wasn't too painful thankfully.
Package on my desk when I got here, finally got my new biking glasses.
Gym later.
That is all
Kisses
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welshkev wrote:anyone wanna buy my golf off me?
Age? Price? Engine type? Pretty sure I won't buy it, but I need my excuses as to why I don't want it first
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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thekickingmule wrote:welshkev wrote:anyone wanna buy my golf off me?
Age? Price? Engine type? Pretty sure I won't buy it, but I need my excuses as to why I don't want it first
I was wondering where and what time it was teeing off
Morning scuttlers
Aberdare calling today then home to jerk the chicken I didn't jerk last night, I had a bhuna instead. Seemd theft of bikes is getting our of hand, a colleague had his pinched from his shed in ponty last week, gotta up my security more I think (or insurance to give me excuse to do a new build)0 -
Howdy flangebuckets!
Today has been filled with joy, I have three interviews on Monday. All for better jobs with a salary range of £50k to £80k.
Woo!Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
Morning
Your not wrong gaz, a mate had his mmmbop stolen last night from his car! Got the loss adjuster coming out today to sort out the claim, fingers crossed I get the amount needed to pay for a new bike. Roger at bionicon has given me a quote and the lbs has done an insurance estimate, I won't find out today though she'll have to write a report that will take a week or something daft!
Spong good work on the interviews!
Off to work!
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Meh Meh and more meh,
It's gone well past 0900 and i'm still in my dressing gown. I have to yet again pop into work when I'm off to sort someones else's mess out. I will then try to relax until tuesday when I'm back in work. Anyone want to but my Vectra B SRI 150?
Just turned on the TV and the intro to Jeremy Vile was on, what a bunch of skanks! Thank goodness for the Dave channel and Top Gear.+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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sheepsteeth wrote:Morning.
got to go and get my uniform fitted at a place about 5 minutes from where i lived 5 weeks ago, gawd knows why i didnt get it squared when i still lived there, what a mong.
hope you all have a smashing day, I'm still on leave so once again, thanks for paying your taxes.
Don't get angry with the fat guy with the mustachio at the tailors in Arbourfield as he had be an obnoxious tw@. He does do the rounds though and visits my camp once every two weeks is your anywhere near Abingdon.+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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Back to a site that does my head in after about a 3-4 week absence. Just because you can't work it doesn't mean it doesn't work! Grrrrr!! Feckers! I'll be glad to see the back of this place.
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Morning Gimboids,
Got a few jobs to do that I've been left with by SWMBO :roll:, then some Dad's taxi work. At least later on I'm setting off for Wales - uplift day tomorrow at CC :-)"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Good afternoon ass munchers?
How are we all today working hard?
Today i am hating quater end... so much VAT i want to cry..
Otherwise off to play more star wars tonight.
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Things are getting more interesting.
Interview number 4 has just been offered. Now do I want to manage an almost limitless budget fit out and look after 4 floors of a new building for the £100k per year, with a possible 100% bonus if the initial works go to plan and my new employers move in on time with no c0ck ups?
Too f*cking right I do!Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
My brother in law had his bike nicked from his shed last night, he only lives about a mile from you gaz!!! He's gutted he's only had it 3 weeks :-(0
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I am worki with with a guy at the minute who is a very right wing Christian and he just came out with the following statement;
Rainbows are gods sign that he won't flood the world and kill us all
Feck me, what an deluded fool.0 -
welshkev wrote:My brother in law had his bike nicked from his shed last night, he only lives about a mile from you gaz!!! He's gutted he's only had it 3 weeks :-(
Cheers Kev.........orders second ground anchor0 -
'Cause you're a mong.sheepsteeth wrote:Morning.
got to go and get my uniform fitted at a place about 5 minutes from where i lived 5 weeks ago, gawd knows why i didnt get it squared when i still lived there, what a mong.
I'm a bit depressed today after my mate got me to have a go at her Wii Fit last night (make that an euphemism if you want to), and it reckoned I was 41. Ten years older than my actual age
To make it worse, my weight is much higher than I thought
Ah, fukkitall.0 -
IcarusGreen wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:Morning.
got to go and get my uniform fitted at a place about 5 minutes from where i lived 5 weeks ago, gawd knows why i didnt get it squared when i still lived there, what a mong.
hope you all have a smashing day, I'm still on leave so once again, thanks for paying your taxes.
Don't get angry with the fat guy with the mustachio at the tailors in Arbourfield as he had be an obnoxious tw@. He does do the rounds though and visits my camp once every two weeks is your anywhere near Abingdon.
went back to gillingham, was gopping.0 -
YeehaaMcgee wrote:
'Cause you're a mong.sheepsteeth wrote:Morning.
got to go and get my uniform fitted at a place about 5 minutes from where i lived 5 weeks ago, gawd knows why i didnt get it squared when i still lived there, what a mong.
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Gazlar wrote:welshkev wrote:My brother in law had his bike nicked from his shed last night, he only lives about a mile from you gaz!!! He's gutted he's only had it 3 weeks :-(
Cheers Kev.........orders second ground anchor
Is that to secure the 3 week old bike you picked up yesterday?+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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evening all,
this bike theft thing is getting too frequent! Anyone any stories of catching one of the twunts comitting the crime and what revenge was carried out? Thinking about wiring mine into the mains! That must be legal, right?
Anyhoo, just to let you know that tho the army seem to be on leave permanently the Airforce were in work today, not much got done but would like you to know that i at least attended to ensure lots of your taxes head in my direction! Day off tomoz tho!Loving life in rural SW France
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On the subject of bike thefts, I work at a special school and they had about 15 bike nicked recently including a one of these go karts:
Bearing in mind this is designed to carry two adults it's pretty bulky. The police caught some kids riding it round the local streets but he claims to have found it and has an alibi for the night it was taken so they couldn't do anything. Seven of the others had just been returned from the LBS after being fixed up and the bill was still outstanding. I don't think we'll see any of them again and to be honest the school probably couldn't positively identify any of them anyway, except the go kart. Fortunately they left the 2 £7k special needs trikes.0
