It's nearly that time again...

Cleat Eastwood
Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited April 2012 in The bottom bracket
Yes it's nearly time for the Grand National - which only means one thing......Claire Balding is within cycling distance of me. I've been lucky in catching sight of the beauty a few times - I'm just hoping I can bump into her in one of the posh bars in town. So I'm taking orders - if I see her, who wants a signed photo of her in all her glory. :D

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The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    I thought the jump season was over?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • Fastlad
    Fastlad Posts: 908
    She'll make some lucky lady very happy :D
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    She'll just blend in with all the other old nags at Aintree.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    MattC59 wrote:
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    That's animation, that is!!!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Fastlad wrote:
    She'll make some lucky lady very happy :D

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    Dry your eyes mate
    I know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up
    There's plenty more fish in the sea
  • john_kline
    john_kline Posts: 2,151
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Fastlad wrote:
    She'll make some lucky lady very happy :D

    article-1189716-052286F8000005DC-167_468x426.jpg

    Dry your eyes mate
    I know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up
    There's plenty more fish in the sea

    I wonder whose Arthur and whose Martha?
  • martinwitnam
    martinwitnam Posts: 439
    John Kline wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Fastlad wrote:
    She'll make some lucky lady very happy :D

    article-1189716-052286F8000005DC-167_468x426.jpg

    Dry your eyes mate
    I know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up
    There's plenty more fish in the sea

    I wonder whose Arthur and whose Martha?

    Ooh! Licky-licky!
    Can we fix it?
    Yes we can!
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Oi you lot - You're talking about the woman I love
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • martinwitnam
    martinwitnam Posts: 439
    I'm afraid to say Cleat that she likes fish not sausage!
    Can we fix it?
    Yes we can!
  • Fastlad
    Fastlad Posts: 908
    A couple of Strap-a-dick-to-me's :lol:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I'd rather have her than half the male commentators.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I'd rather have her than half the male commentators.

    Yeah but what about the other half of them? Can you resist a tease like this?

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  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    Oh for feck's sake there was no call to post that picture!
    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    Thanks. I can't get the taste of sick out of my mouth now.
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  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    If you scroll down on this thread, just enough to cut John McCririck's head off, that pic looks like a fat lass, with no b00bs and big knickers. Which reminds of the time............
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • john-e-big-guns
    john-e-big-guns Posts: 489
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Fastlad wrote:
    She'll make some lucky lady very happy :D

    article-1189716-052286F8000005DC-167_468x426.jpg

    Dry your eyes mate
    I know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up
    There's plenty more fish in the sea

    Are they the Scissor Sisters ???
    No Pain; No Gain;

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  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    Cleat - why don't you get her to sign one for your bedside cabinet:

    "To Cleat, the best lover I ever had.

    If you hadn't dumped me I would never have become a velcro fastener,

    Love.............."
  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    Awww poor Cleat - his hopes are dashed!!

    PS She hosts our annual company conference each year, so i've met her briefly
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Never say never....the helicopters were all over the place today bringing the famous people in....so she's there...and within touching distance....phwoaar.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Fastlad wrote:
    She'll make some lucky lady very happy :D

    article-1189716-052286F8000005DC-167_468x426.jpg

    Dry your eyes mate
    I know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up
    There's plenty more fish in the sea

    That look on her face! It says "That's it take a photo of my wife now, because she won't be smiling tomorrow once I've finished with her tonight!"
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."

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