I killed the Bon Iver thread

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,312
edited April 2012 in The bottom bracket
With:
Some doggy for sale, a few muppets sprinkled with a little Cliff Richard.

Whilst I am away on my bike you lazy goodfornothings, I leave a blank canvas for poetic witicisms, sarcasm, puns and philosophical thought. I will start it off with a Finnish expression:

Its never too late to give up.

For those who want to slag me off, this is a good time, 'cos I am not here. I would like Premium 1, Class A slaggings - none of your namby pamby sh1t.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • nweststeyn
    nweststeyn Posts: 1,574
    Your father smells of elderberry and your bicycles wheels are out of true!
  • wishitwasallflat
    wishitwasallflat Posts: 2,927
    weeggie soap dodger
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Not a weeggie, but yes, I hate soap.

    Bent wheels ? of course they are - I live in Scotland, so many obstacles:

    Cattle Grids
    Cattle
    Sheep
    Drunken football fans falling out of doors and into the road (most with Green and white tops at the moment)
    Other non-descript drunks
    OAP's
    Squirrels
    Potholes - actually, I think all the potholes have merged its got so bad
    Heart attack victims - we are the HA capital of the world
    (Go on youtube and Type 'Al Murray Scotts Geordies and Scousers' its A1, if you fancy some distraction.)

    I'm off to paint my face blue whilst rubbing my body in elderberries
    Keep 'em coming, I am very grateful.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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