I'm going maaaaaaaddddddd!!!!!

Secteur
Secteur Posts: 1,971
edited April 2012 in The bottom bracket
Broken wrist (dominant hand) can't do a bloody thing. Can't even hold a pen. Can't cycle. It still hurts.

Fed up of sitting on the couch.

Have gained 2kg due to eating crap + no exercise.

Perfect cycling weather.

Another 2 weeks minimum in plaster cast

FedupfedupfedupFedupfedupfedupFedupfedupfedup

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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Secteur wrote:
    Broken wrist (dominant hand) can't do a bloody thing. Can't even hold a pen. Can't cycle. It still hurts.

    Fed up of sitting on the couch.

    Have gained 2kg due to eating crap + no exercise.

    Perfect cycling weather.

    Another 2 weeks minimum in plaster cast

    FedupfedupfedupFedupfedupfedupFedupfedupfedup


    Is it true - 'the other hand feels like someone else???' :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    the historical parallels are awesome - soon the pained lord and saviour of the please delete thread shall rise - perfect in every way. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    Home trainer - you can pedal it using one arm
    Gym - leg press, squat machine, ski machine, step machine
    Swim - Use a float and swim breastroke, cover up the plastercast in plastic
    Long fast walk - walking is very good excercise
    Sex - her on top, doggy fashion - don't need 2 hands
    Eating - lettuce only (okay, and the occassional slice of cucumber)
    Sleep - you need a minimum amount of calories to sleep
    Saunas.

    No excuses.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    Oh yes, forgot - go and find a moose to b4ng in North Yorkshire, takes up lots of energy, just ask Cleat.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    Surely you can use a turbo-trainer despite a broken wrist? It was out of the question with my broken collar bone and ribs but just a wrist might be doable. Sympathy anyway - I bet your skin is busy going all pale, flaky and manky under that cast as well :)
    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
    I needed an operation to fix the broken bone and have a long wound, about 7cm long under my cast, so I am avoiding any exercise as I'm a "sweater" and don't want the wound getting moist and manky :-( so exercise is out
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    Seal the gaps up with silicone

    or

    drill some holes on the cast for ventilation

    or

    both

    No excuses
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Fastlad
    Fastlad Posts: 908
    You have my sympathies :wink: I had my full left leg in plaster after being knocked off the bike. Exercise was completely impossible for 3 months. Whereas yourself, can and should be out walking, briskly. :)
  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
    You're right I suppose there's nothing stopping me going out for a brisk walk...
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Does this mean you are going to delete this thread?
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • straas
    straas Posts: 338
    If it makes you feel any better, I've left the house about 4 times in the past 4 weeks.
    FCN: 6
  • jgsi
    jgsi Posts: 5,062
    Well you could at least be the perfect candidate to monster the myth or truth behind the perniciousness of

    strength training is great for my cycling

    get some weights and report back in 6 weeks.....
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    lifting weights... with a broken wrist... how would that work?
    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • jgsi
    jgsi Posts: 5,062
    He's still got 1 arm and 2 legs aint he??
    Jeez .. think out of the box :D

    no one said that bicep curls gonna get your ftp up by 50 points, but some people swear by lunges and squats, don't they?
    I'm just giving Secteur something to do for the next n weeks, cos seemingly he'll be abusing himself sooner rather than later
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Get a trike. See if you can find one in carbon.
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  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    @JGSI
    Maybe he could get his nipples pierced and dangle weights from them?

    Just trying to think outta the box ;)
    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • Secteur
    Secteur Posts: 1,971
    Right you lot, there's not going to be any self abuse or nipple piercing here ok, so if that's why you're all here then you'll be sadly disappointed!
  • CambsNewbie
    CambsNewbie Posts: 564
    Secteur wrote:
    Right you lot, there's not going to be any self abuse or nipple piercing here ok, so if that's why you're all here then you'll be sadly disappointed!

    Boo! :D
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    Secteur wrote:
    Right you lot, there's not going to be any self abuse or nipple piercing here ok, so if that's why you're all here then you'll be sadly disappointed!


    why abuse yourself when theres plenty on here happy to oblige :wink:


    Prince albert and a swinging crate of beer? good for the Abs and the legs
    :twisted:

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