Very little league football results

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,312
edited April 2012 in The bottom bracket
As a follow up to the shittiest towns in Britain, there are some extraordinary place names that would make up for some interesting football results hypothetically - actual places; they exist. I will start it off:

Waterly Bottoms 1 - Wyre Piddle 2
Hampered queueing 4 - Eclefecan - 0

and over to you...
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • RonB
    RonB Posts: 3,984
    Dull 0 - Idle 0
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    Nob End 1 - Twatt 0
    Forfar 4 - East Fife 5
  • nweststeyn
    nweststeyn Posts: 1,574
    The Forfar - East Fife result very nearly happened last year. I remember the SportSound commentators getting quite excited at the prospect when it got to 3 - 4.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Lost 1 - Dull 2
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • thecrofter
    thecrofter Posts: 734
    Wank 1 - Toss 0

    They are real places, one in Germany the other in Switzerland, almost close enough to be a local derby, and I have been there. :shock: Quite a surprise when you're driving along and you suddenly see a road sign welcoming you to Wank. (It's pronounced Venk, BTW)
    You've no won the Big Cup since 1902!
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    thecrofter wrote:
    Wank 1 - Toss 0

    They are real places, one in Germany the other in Switzerland, almost close enough to be a local derby, and I have been there. :shock: Quite a surprise when you're driving along and you suddenly see a road sign welcoming you to Wank. (It's pronounced Venk, BTW)
    There is also this one in Austria :lol:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Barry 2 Keith 1

    (Actual reasonable teams in Wales and Scotland)
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    RichN95 wrote:

    (Actual reasonable teams in Wales and Scotland)

    Second toughest in the infants.
    _
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Redcar - Send - OFF

    Elton - Twatt- Match Abandoned
  • disquieting_museeuws
    disquieting_museeuws Posts: 601
    Droop 0 Upper Dicker 1
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    thecrofter wrote:
    Wank 1 - Toss 0

    They are real places, one in Germany the other in Switzerland, almost close enough to be a local derby, and I have been there. Quite a surprise when you're driving along and you suddenly see a road sign welcoming you to Wank. (It's pronounced Venk, BTW)


    we've all been there :wink:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Achnastank 0 - Ae 0
    Match abandoned due to smell and confusion
    (Achnastank; Moray - Ae Village Dumfries and Galloway)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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