Rape App withdrawn

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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    edited April 2012
    Yup, back to picking victims the traditional way!

    Picking a type, lurking in the ally ways and playing the waiting game.

    I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Just have to do it the old fashioned way, with a rag and some chloroform.
    Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Epsilon.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    I guess it's back to binoculars, Google Maps and a digital camera then..
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    RevellRider wrote:
    Just have to do it the old fashioned way, with a rag and some chloroform.

    Thats the modern way. Old fashioned is with a balacalava and brute force.
    2011 Canyon Nerve AM 5.0
    2009 Specialized Rockhopper Disc

    I might have alzheimer's but atleast I don't have alzheimer's
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    jndb72 wrote:
    RevellRider wrote:
    Just have to do it the old fashioned way, with a rag and some chloroform.

    Thats the modern way. Old fashioned is with a balacalava and brute force.


    Pah you dont need an app or equipment, just stop being picky then pick off the weakest of the pack
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Gazlar wrote:
    just stop being picky then pick off the weakest of the pack

    I prefer 'em struggling
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    I'm so into the sport aspect I slip them amphetamines instead of rohypnol.

    It's now I keep my lithe figure.
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    The fitter they are the more of a fight they put up.

    The weaker type just roll over and accept it - no fun in that
    2011 Canyon Nerve AM 5.0
    2009 Specialized Rockhopper Disc

    I might have alzheimer's but atleast I don't have alzheimer's
  • Mark Bom
    Mark Bom Posts: 184
    Why would you choose to joke about being a pathetic inadequate rapist?
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    Mark Bom wrote:
    Why would you choose to joke about being a pathetic inadequate rapist?

    Why can't you take it in the spirit in which it's meant!

    If you don't like it don't read it, simples really.
    2011 Canyon Nerve AM 5.0
    2009 Specialized Rockhopper Disc

    I might have alzheimer's but atleast I don't have alzheimer's
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    jndb72 wrote:
    Mark Bom wrote:
    Why would you choose to joke about being a pathetic inadequate rapist?

    Why can't you take it in the spirit in which it's meant!

    If you don't like it don't read it, simples really.

    Luckily all lots of ladies in my office to stalk.. so i don't even have to move from my work chair.. makes life easier to eat pie and have a perv :P
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Mark Bom wrote:
    Why would you choose to joke about being a pathetic inadequate rapist?

    Who's joking? :?
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Mark Bom wrote:
    Why would you choose to joke about being a pathetic inadequate rapist?
    Because it hides the fact that I'm a legendarily awesome rapist. It's like wearing camouflage to go stalking.
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  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    No need for this app- I catches my girls like I catches my fish- just grab random people off the street with a net, then throw the blokes back.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Northwind wrote:
    No need for this app- I catches my girls like I catches my fish- I dangle a tiny maggot out there until they bite, then when they are reeled in I bash them over the head with a brick .

    Fixed for you fella
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    Gazlar wrote:
    Northwind wrote:
    No need for this app- I catches my girls like I catches my fish- I dangle my tiny maggot out there until they bite, then when they are reeled in I bash them over the head with a brick .

    Fixed for you fella

    Fixed that as well for you fella.
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