Getting old
greasedscotsman
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You know your getting old when you forget what the programme is your watching during the ad break
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...or you're watching something rubbish and forgettable.0
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...or you're watching TV and not playingmy isetta is a 300cc bike0
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...or you're watching TV.............Raymondo
"Let's just all be really careful out there folks!"0 -
or sitting in a puddle of your own piddle while watching tv in your zip up tartan slippers ........0
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Or,
You go to the fridge to get the cheese for a snack with some crackers, and when you get back to the telly you can't find the remote control. Later when you go to put the cheese back.......... :oops:
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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Capt Slog wrote:Or,
You go to the fridge to get the cheese for a snack with some crackers, and when you get back to the telly you can't find the remote control. Later when you go to put the cheese back.......... :oops:
You took cheese back?0 -
You know you're getting old when....
No, it's gone again. What was I about to say?
Matron, I seem to have lost my slippers again...0 -
You know your getting old when your house smells of piss and biscuits0
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When there's less years infront of you...than behind0
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When people insist on riding faster than you.Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.0 -
Or when you look at your junk mail and think "She's tasty" - Saga insurance - Noooo!!!!!Purveyor of "up"0
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Getting old is better than the alternative.Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.0 -
...is when a broad mind and a narrow waist change places"Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
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or when you go onto a forum to tell someone.........0
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You know you are getting old when you are happy to just ride your bike and not worry how fast you are going...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...0
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Not being too philiosophical, but there's a saying that goes; 'You're know you're getting old when your dreams are replaced with regrets' - ooh err!Raymondo
"Let's just all be really careful out there folks!"0 -
Raymondo60 wrote:Not being too philiosophical, but there's a saying that goes; 'You're know you're getting old when your dreams are replaced with regrets' - ooh err!0
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Raymondo60 wrote:Not being too philiosophical, but there's a saying that goes; 'You're know you're getting old when your dreams are replaced with regrets' - ooh err!
Regrets, I've 'ad a few... 8)Purveyor of "up"0 -
Raymondo60 wrote:Not being too philiosophical, but there's a saying that goes; 'You're know you're getting old when your dreams are replaced with regrets' - ooh err!
Learn and live the rest of your life better for it. 8)None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
ChrisLS wrote:You know you are getting old when you are happy to just ride your bike and not worry how fast you are going
What is this madness you talk about...Dementia of some degree..0 -
No-one knocks on your door and asks you to come out to play.0