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"You say you fell on the potato, Reverend?"
"Yes. I was hanging curtains and fell backwards."
"How would you explain the fact that the potato is inside a condom?"
"So I could cut it into chips afterwards. Dammit!"Ben
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Doesn't everyone hang their curtains naked with a selection of root vegetables around in case you fall off? :shock:0
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Doh! Got bought a book at Christmas written by A&E staff and it has quite a few stories in there all along the "oh it was an accident I fell on it" lines.Pain hurts much less if its topped off with beating your mates to top of a climb.0
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Must have been his day off from the Chior Boy.
If you did accidentally end up with a potato up your jacksie and you has to go to hospital, why oh why would you give them your details and tell them you were a Rev? Maybe he was really a judge and made out he was a Rev. If I ever got a potato stuck* I'd wear a bag on my head and swear blind I was the Prime Minister. Or maybe I'd make out I was Cleat. Not only would they not be surprised, they'd probably take me to the specialist 'Cleat Ward' for removing embarrassing objects.
*as a result of cleaning my bike without my kecks on while my wife was out and I hadn't realised she'd left the bag of potatoes on the chair which I sat down on very very heavily(or something similar)0 -
It was obviously the 'Friar' wot did it."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
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GiantMike wrote:Must have been his day off from the Chior Boy.
If you did accidentally end up with a potato up your jacksie and you has to go to hospital, why oh why would you give them your details and tell them you were a Rev? Maybe he was really a judge and made out he was a Rev. If I ever got a potato stuck* I'd wear a bag on my head and swear blind I was the Prime Minister. Or maybe I'd make out I was Cleat. Not only would they not be surprised, they'd probably take me to the specialist 'Cleat Ward' for removing embarrassing objects.
*as a result of cleaning my bike without my kecks on while my wife was out and I hadn't realised she'd left the bag of potatoes on the chair which I sat down on very very heavily(or something similar)
You read his posts? I think you'll find most things come out of Cleat's arse."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
Slipped and fell...yeah...suuuuuurrrre.Carrera TDF 2011 Limited Edition.
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First they take their trousers off, then they climb up high and fall so the potato goes up their ar*e,
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Justin and Colins two favourite acts covered in one exercise. They must be so proud.“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”0
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I bet he wasn't a real reverand, probably a commuter who was too embarrassed to admit it.0
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hehe - maybe he was chitting* himself
*thats possibly too clever a joke for CS - it even made my brain hurt, so I apologiseThe dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
I'm sure i read King Edward found this desireeable as well.0
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crumbschief wrote:I'm sure i read King Edward found this desireeable as well.
More likely a "British Queen"'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'0 -
Gosh, I bet he had a Red Rooster when he found that thing lodged up his Maris Piper. Some people, like Charlotte, just Desiree weird things I guess... better than Fingerling a Pink Eye.
Sigh...
Sometimes being a Potato farmers son pays off.0 -
nweststeyn wrote:Gosh, I bet he had a Red Rooster when he found that thing lodged up his Maris Piper. Some people, like Charlotte, just Desiree weird things I guess... better than Fingerling a Pink Eye.
Sigh...
Sometimes being a Potato farmers son pays off.0 -
An urban legend I think, this was doing the rounds a few years ago.0