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iainmentiainment Posts: 992
edited March 2012 in The bottom bracket
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  • Ben6899Ben6899 Posts: 9,675
    "You say you fell on the potato, Reverend?"

    "Yes. I was hanging curtains and fell backwards."

    "How would you explain the fact that the potato is inside a condom?"

    "So I could cut it into chips afterwards. Dammit!"
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  • CambsNewbieCambsNewbie Posts: 564
    Doesn't everyone hang their curtains naked with a selection of root vegetables around in case you fall off? :shock:
  • danlikesbikesdanlikesbikes Posts: 3,898
    Doh! Got bought a book at Christmas written by A&E staff and it has quite a few stories in there all along the "oh it was an accident I fell on it" lines.
    Pain hurts much less if its topped off with beating your mates to top of a climb.
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Must have been his day off from the Chior Boy.

    If you did accidentally end up with a potato up your jacksie and you has to go to hospital, why oh why would you give them your details and tell them you were a Rev? Maybe he was really a judge and made out he was a Rev. If I ever got a potato stuck* I'd wear a bag on my head and swear blind I was the Prime Minister. Or maybe I'd make out I was Cleat. Not only would they not be surprised, they'd probably take me to the specialist 'Cleat Ward' for removing embarrassing objects.

    *as a result of cleaning my bike without my kecks on while my wife was out and I hadn't realised she'd left the bag of potatoes on the chair which I sat down on very very heavily(or something similar)
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
    It was obviously the 'Friar' wot did it.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • AggieboyAggieboy Posts: 3,996
    GiantMike wrote:
    Must have been his day off from the Chior Boy.

    If you did accidentally end up with a potato up your jacksie and you has to go to hospital, why oh why would you give them your details and tell them you were a Rev? Maybe he was really a judge and made out he was a Rev. If I ever got a potato stuck* I'd wear a bag on my head and swear blind I was the Prime Minister. Or maybe I'd make out I was Cleat. Not only would they not be surprised, they'd probably take me to the specialist 'Cleat Ward' for removing embarrassing objects.

    *as a result of cleaning my bike without my kecks on while my wife was out and I hadn't realised she'd left the bag of potatoes on the chair which I sat down on very very heavily(or something similar)

    You read his posts? I think you'll find most things come out of Cleat's censored . :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • joshr96joshr96 Posts: 153
    Slipped and fell...yeah...suuuuuurrrre.
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  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
    First they take their trousers off, then they climb up high and fall so the potato goes up their ar*e,

    smash.jpg

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  • jordan_217jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Justin and Colins two favourite acts covered in one exercise. They must be so proud.
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • Smokin JoeSmokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    I bet he wasn't a real reverand, probably a commuter who was too embarrassed to admit it.
  • Cleat EastwoodCleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    hehe - maybe he was chitting* himself :D

    *thats possibly too clever a joke for CS - it even made my brain hurt, so I apologise
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    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I'm sure i read King Edward found this desireeable as well.
  • LangerDanLangerDan Posts: 6,132
    I'm sure i read King Edward found this desireeable as well.

    More likely a "British Queen"
    'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'
  • nweststeynnweststeyn Posts: 1,574
    Gosh, I bet he had a Red Rooster when he found that thing lodged up his Maris Piper. Some people, like Charlotte, just Desiree weird things I guess... better than Fingerling a Pink Eye.

    Sigh...

    Sometimes being a Potato farmers son pays off.
  • t.m.h.n.e.tt.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    nweststeyn wrote:
    Gosh, I bet he had a Red Rooster when he found that thing lodged up his Maris Piper. Some people, like Charlotte, just Desiree weird things I guess... better than Fingerling a Pink Eye.

    Sigh...

    Sometimes being a Potato farmers son pays off.
    Finely crafted post :lol:
  • An urban legend I think, this was doing the rounds a few years ago.
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