Locked Tape thread conundrum

Cleat Eastwood
Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited March 2012 in The bottom bracket
Whats going on here. Some one posts a jokey 'where can i find' for an alleged tape that may or may not exist that even the deviant hounds of the internet cant find and the mods, or is that one mod, locks the thread - as the humour of the thing goes whooooooosh right over his head. Is there a sense of humour breakdown here? First MattC59's lighthearted comments go missing, then vetsrebergs repsonse is deleted and now threads are locked with out explanation

*changed title to avoid porno spam.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Watch it Cleat, you could be on a one-way ticket to Bannsville with all this crazy talk.
    Who'd want to see that munter in action anyway ?

    I reckon Dappy is a mod on here. :)
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    If it wasn't her,it was a very very very close lookalike :P
  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    T.M.H.N.E.T wrote:
    If it wasn't her,it was a very very very close lookalike :P

    Surprised you have seen it after you've been gobbing of on Commuting Chat...

    Anyway Cleat, yeah it looks like all humour is now banned, apparently the adults over at commuting chat can't make decisions as to whether to open a thread or not by themselves and have been forced to read all of the 'girl's in' threads which they find are not very 'inclusive' in a 'general chat about ANYTHING' forum...
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  • CycleOfViolence
    CycleOfViolence Posts: 57
    Locking the thread was somewhat Orwelian especially in light of the profusion of 'Girls In..' to be found here.

    Do as I say not as I do sprung to mind.

    For those forum members who were unable to sleep from the distress caused by my original post I am deeply sorry.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    I've got a copy of the vid if anybody wants it. It's quite boring though. I think I may have got the 'BR-moderated' version by mistake.

    Plot:

    Hairy commuter woman walks into dimly-lit room wearing full Gore Tex.
    Aggie is naked, tied to a chair facing a computer screen showing images of scantily-clad ladies.
    Hairy commuter takes her bike pump, smears the head with zip-vit zv7 gel and walks towards Aggie who sees her reflection in the screen, starts thrashing against the rope holding him in position.
    And then it cuts out.
  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    GiantMike wrote:
    I've got a copy of the vid if anybody wants it. It's quite boring though. I think I may have got the 'BR-moderated' version by mistake.

    Plot:

    Hairy commuter woman walks into dimly-lit room wearing full Gore Tex.
    Aggie is naked, tied to a chair facing a computer screen showing images of scantily-clad ladies.
    Hairy commuter takes her bike pump, smears the head with zip-vit zv7 gel and walks towards Aggie who sees her reflection in the screen, starts thrashing against the rope holding him in position.
    And then it cuts out.

    :lol:
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Careful Cleat, the ban stick will be knocking at your door !!
    :wink:

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    Funny this, one of the mods in recent thread on here said this is how things are moderated on BR:

    "The forums have be and will continue to have reactive moderation.

    If you guys don't report it then all is fine.

    If you want proactive moderation then things would change a lot on the forum as he whole legal situation will have changed."
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Not long after the original thread we started getting pornography spam.

    Can I suggest the OP changes the title of the thread?
    _
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Not long after the original thread we started getting pornography spam.

    Can I suggest the OP changes the title of the thread?

    Would it not be better to have deleted the thread then, and left an explaination as to why ?
    Not picking, just a thought.
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  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Not long after the original thread we started getting pornography spam.

    Can I suggest the OP changes the title of the thread?

    Didn't know you were such a prude Rick :(
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    People noticed locked topics - they don't notice deleted threads!

    Put all the pictures up (within the rules) you want. Go nuts.

    Make hilarious jokes about it- no problem.

    But asking around for pron - especially on the internet where sarcasm and irony regularly fails is pushing it a bit.

    Agreed?
    _
  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    People noticed locked topics - they don't notice deleted threads!

    Put all the pictures up (within the rules) you want. Go nuts.

    Make hilarious jokes about it- no problem.

    But asking around for pron - especially on the internet where sarcasm and irony regularly fails is pushing it a bit.

    Agreed?

    Fair enough...

    I hope we never have to make you choose Rick, we know you flirt with both parties, Its Us or Them :lol:
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    People noticed locked topics - they don't notice deleted threads!

    Put all the pictures up (within the rules) you want. Go nuts.

    Make hilarious jokes about it- no problem.

    But asking around for pron - especially on the internet where sarcasm and irony regularly fails is pushing it a bit.

    Agreed?

    I agree that posting asking for links to p*rn isn't really on. I was jsut suggesting that if the thread was deleted, then maybe the mechanisms that attract the p*rn spam wouldn't find their target. That said, I know sweet FA about how these things work, hence my comment just being a question.
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Neither do I to be honest.
    _
  • Pseudonym
    Pseudonym Posts: 1,032
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Funny this, one of the mods in recent thread on here said this is how things are moderated on BR:

    "The forums have be and will continue to have reactive moderation.

    If you guys don't report it then all is fine.

    If you want proactive moderation then things would change a lot on the forum as he whole legal situation will have changed."

    Nicklouse said that. It's actually complete nonsense, but he won't admit it. Proactive moderation is good. And it's obviously working, because the whingers don't like it.....
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Who is Tulisa?


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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    Pseudonym wrote:
    Nicklouse said that. It's actually complete nonsense, but he won't admit it. Proactive moderation is good. And it's obviously working, because the whingers don't like it.....
    I didn't know any of the commuter-prudes had complained? :-)
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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Having seen the clip online and via my HDD I can say the girls' technique, wether it is Tulissa or not, is poor. I wouldn't be 'satisfied' with the technique used.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,163
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Who is Tulisa?

    Send me your email address and I'll send you a video of her (just so you'll know in future) ;)
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,661
    redvee wrote:
    Having seen the clip online and via my HDD I can say the girls' technique, wether it is Tulissa or not, is poor. I wouldn't be 'satisfied' with the technique used.

    Dammit - I can't find i anywhere - every site has already been Lawyered! :P

    Apparently Dappy has been saying that the Mystery man is, like well definitely Phazer innit, cos they has done (not the word he used) loads of girls together innit and he knows what his bits (again, Chaseyed for BR) looks like yeah?

    And no, i ve not urbaned up the language....
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  • Bozman
    Bozman Posts: 2,518
    ddraver wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    Having seen the clip online and via my HDD I can say the girls' technique, wether it is Tulissa or not, is poor. I wouldn't be 'satisfied' with the technique used.

    Dammit - I can't find i anywhere - every site has already been Lawyered! :P

    Apparently Dappy has been saying that the Mystery man is, like well definitely Phazer innit, cos they has done (not the word he used) loads of girls together innit and he knows what his bits (again, Chaseyed for BR) looks like yeah?

    And no, i ve not urbaned up the language....

    "Apparently" it's all over Twitter
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    LeicesterLad wrote:
    T.M.H.N.E.T wrote:
    If it wasn't her,it was a very very very close lookalike :P

    Surprised you have seen it after you've been gobbing of on Commuting Chat...

    Anyway Cleat, yeah it looks like all humour is now banned, apparently the adults over at commuting chat can't make decisions as to whether to open a thread or not by themselves and have been forced to read all of the 'girl's in' threads which they find are not very 'inclusive' in a 'general chat about ANYTHING' forum...
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    In fairness to 'Sheriff Chasey' as soon as the Bikeradar members thread appeared the spam one arrived, with links to porn sites with the tape. He did the right thing acting so fast. Although he didn't react as quick as me :lol::lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Aggieboy wrote:
    In fairness to 'Sheriff Chasey' as soon as the Bikeradar members thread appeared the spam one arrived, with links to porn sites with the tape. He did the right thing acting so fast. Although he didn't react as quick as me :lol::lol:
    Has that one been deleted as well? I can't find it anywhere. :roll:




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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    GiantMike wrote:
    I've got a copy of the vid if anybody wants it. It's quite boring though. I think I may have got the 'BR-moderated' version by mistake.

    Plot:

    Hairy commuter woman walks into dimly-lit room wearing full Gore Tex.
    Aggie is naked, tied to a chair facing a computer screen showing images of scantily-clad ladies.
    Hairy commuter takes her bike pump, smears the head with zip-vit zv7 gel and walks towards Aggie who sees her reflection in the screen, starts thrashing against the rope holding him in position.
    And then it cuts out.

    Haaa!! Me being roped to the chair was a ruse to get her into the basement. She's now in front of the computer, chained to the chair with her own bike lock, watching 'Girls in Knitwear' on continuous loop.
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  • rozzer32
    rozzer32 Posts: 3,920
    I've seen the video and I can't decide if she's worse at sucking a sausage or singing.
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