My work colleague tells me I'm evil???

projectsome

So... a few weeks ago this girl comes up to our office as most of the secretary's do...

I casually tell this guy that I overheard her talking to another girl saying she likes him (no such conversation took place)

I've given him plausible reasons to back my fake claims up such as why else would she keep coming up to our office?

He's since been going to the bathroom and putting on half a bottle of ode de toilet etc before going downstairs.

I even asked if she called him yesterday... told him I gave her his number.

Every time she comes up and leaves I ask what happened? that was your chance!

njee20

Wow the hours must fly by in your office :roll:

omegas

projectsome wrote:

So... a few weeks ago this girl comes up to our classroom as most of the kids do...

I casually tell this guy that I overheard her talking to another girl saying she likes him (no such conversation took place)

I've given him plausible reasons to back my fake claims up such as why else would she keep coming up to our classroom?

He's since been going to the bathroom and putting on half a bottle of ode de toilet etc before going downstairs.

I even asked if she called him yesterday... told him I gave her his number.

Every time she comes up and leaves I ask what happened? that was your chance!

I am sure lots of us used to do this when we were kids

sheepsteeth

njee20 wrote:

Wow the hours must fly by in your office :roll:

Stevo_666

I suppose it's more likely to work than phoning up the office newbie and asking if they can shout across the office for a visitor called Phil McCracken, Hugh Jarse or Mike Hunt.

Gazlar

The only prank we had when I worked for sports direct (other high stet sports retailers are available) was geing the new saturday girls to practice climbing ladders in short skirts in the name of health and safety

Briggo

projectsome wrote:

So... a few weeks ago this girl comes up to our office as most of the secretary's do...

I casually tell this guy that I overheard her talking to another girl saying she likes him (no such conversation took place)

I've given him plausible reasons to back my fake claims up such as why else would she keep coming up to our office?

He's since been going to the bathroom and putting on half a bottle of ode de toilet etc before going downstairs.

I even asked if she called him yesterday... told him I gave her his number.

Every time she comes up and leaves I ask what happened? that was your chance!

Wild times mate, wild times.

This sounds like more fun than masturbation.

Ryan Jones

Stevo 666 wrote:

I suppose it's more likely to work than phoning up the office newbie and asking if they can shout across the office for a visitor called Phil McCracken, Hugh Jarse or Mike Hunt.

I work with such a person funnily enough

Missed out Lucy Tupper on that list too......

Fantastic Mr Fox

In my office someone does that, he's the one everyone talks about behind his back and thinks he's a tit.

PS, any luck with the baby Ryan?

Stevo_666

Ryan Jones wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

I suppose it's more likely to work than phoning up the office newbie and asking if they can shout across the office for a visitor called Phil McCracken, Hugh Jarse or Mike Hunt.

I work with such a person funnily enough

Missed out Lucy Tupper on that list too......

Took me a minute to get that - doh!

You could go for the double with 'Ben Doon and Phil McCavity'.

Ryan Jones

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

PS, any luck with the baby Ryan?

Nahh, that's Gazlar's idea which was clearly second rate

Gazlar

Ryan Jones wrote:

Fantastic Mr Fox wrote:

PS, any luck with the baby Ryan?

Nahh, that's Gazlar's idea which was clearly second rate

Well Mrs jones had no objection to making one that time I came round

Ryan Jones

Superb, my masterplan to get a 2 bed council flat (above a shop) worked after all

snotty badger

I managed to send an apprentice to the stores for a fallopian tube. Amused me no end.

Gazlar

Ryan Jones wrote:

Superb, my masterplan to get a 2 bed council flat (above a shop) worked after all

Yeah, this plan worked beret than the time you tried to get that 14 year old knocked up

Ryan Jones

Gazlar wrote:

Yeah, this plan worked beret than the time you tried to get that 14 year old knocked up

Worked a treat that did, such a shame however that on her way to the letterbox with her csa forms she got run over.....twice before being set alight. I can't believe she'd commit suicide with a future on handouts in front of her

mak3m

anyone else think we should have a whip round and get gazlar a new keyboard :P

Stevo_666

His current one must be very sticky.

Gazlar

Blooming swype on my phone, do you realise how hard it is to drive, reply and tug one off at the same time.

And women say blokes can't multi task

jfry94

i got my mate with the old "can you get me a glass hammer and some tartan paint" the other day while i was in college.



i study carpentry you'd think they'd know about the hammer lol