Codpiece

notsoblue
notsoblue Posts: 5,756
edited March 2012 in Commuting chat
Anyone know where one might obtain a theatrical codpiece? London preferably, short notice.
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  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    Angels on Shaftsbury Avenue should be able to get almost anything.

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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    eff me, I've seen some weird sh1t on this forum, but this is up there!
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    notsoblue wrote:
    Anyone know where one might obtain a theatrical codpiece? London preferably, short notice.
    Greg T?
    I think he's expecting you...
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Half an hour with some newspaper, pva glue and paint?
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  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    The National Theatre hire out that kind of thing. Not sure who you call, but their warehouse is on the corner of Brixton Road and Camberwell New Road.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    You CANNOT ask such a question without an explaination.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    cod-fillet.jpg
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  • DrLex
    DrLex Posts: 2,142
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    You CANNOT ask such a question without an explaination.

    I'm thinking Cameo tribute/impression.
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Cricket box? Available from sports shops everywhere.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,895
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Cricket box? Available from sports shops everywhere.
    £1.99 in Sports Direct. The lad is going paintballing on Saturday and heard it's incredibly painful if you get shot in the knackers, so, I got him a box.
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  • Applespider
    Applespider Posts: 506
    The mind boggles... and demands pictures when you find one!

    Depending on how authentic it has to look, most decent fancy-dress shops that do costume hire should have one. Although you may have to hire a full 'Henry VIII' to get the bit you want.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    one of these _47898639_codpiece.jpg
    and blackadder7.jpg

    as worn by ...

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Are you doing a karaoke rendition of Cameo's Word Up?
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