Weaka** Wednesday thread

Clank
Clank Posts: 2,323
edited March 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Mornin' thrush-scratchers

Lets hope today turns out less 'f**k it' than yesterday.

Work will consist of training and meetings - which could be worse. Home tonight will consist of cleaning the house in anticipation of SWMBOs arrival on Friday night.

Now, coffee calls. And I'm going to answer it.

Onwards! To caffiene!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    Morning

    Great mood today (unlike Clank)! Rode in with an avereage of 18.1 till I met up with a guy from work 12 miles out, ended up 2.05 for 37 miles, doubt the legs will feel that good when its time to go home though!

    Today is meeting with auditors and finding food as I haven't got any lunch. Right, time for 2nd cup of tea & cake (someones birthday).

    Laters
  • ol\'gregg
    ol\'gregg Posts: 612
    Morning Spazwangles.

    Today will consist of climbing through scaffolding as our theatre in work is having a new lighting rig installed. Only problem is they've sealed off access to the projector i need for an event today and I just had to climb through a small window onto a ledge, shimmy down a plank to switch it on. ( shhhh don't tell H&S )

    Ah well onwards to coffee and the sad excuse of the massively overpriced bacon roll.
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Ahhh the "Don't tell H&S" story. I have a fair few of them ;)

    Morning losers!
    Could be a busy day today. I set up a twitter account for people to moan to me with, rather than moan amongst themselves. We'll see how busy this makes me.
    I have to stay late after work today to get some work done. This is gash.

    Laters!
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Clank wrote:
    Mornin' thrush-scratchers

    Had enough of that watching the 'I'm so thick thought having a fun hole so filled with cottage cheese and an exit hole the colour of an angry tomat was normal' episode of embarrassing bodies.

    Today is meh. Still ill.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

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  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    Much deserved day off. Gonna venture up to work shortly as #1 minion has promised me a full brekkie bap and a fresh pot of coffee. Hopefully Mr postman will have delivered me a package from crc, meaning that I can get the bike finished today.He did comment yesterday that there seems to be very little post for work compared to the amount of bike stuff for me. I think he's jealous.

    For those with bacons, I salute you. For those without, I'll get a pic of my brekkie up just to rub it in
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    'ning fools
    Work as normal, but it is Wednesday so I suppose we're on the slow slide back to the weekend.
    Supposed to be going for a drink with a mate but I'm really struggling with lack of sleep so gonna rain check I reckon.
    Not much else happening, except I need to put in annual leave requests for all the stuff I want to do over the next couple of months, pretty exciting times.

    Right, procrastinated for half an hour, better get on with some shoot.

    Kisses
    FoxC

    Oh! If anyone is that way inclined, WHSmiths are doing 2for1 vouchers for theme parks from today to 25th March with any purchase.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Greetings Maggots,

    Midweek mellowness it is, busy with the big throw out session continues today as my plans to exit the UK draw ever closer
    It's amazing how much crap one can accumulate in a little under a decade. God some strangle looks at the recycling centre yesterday when I threw away a pair of functional Dell 20" monitors, two Samsung 19" monitors and an NEC 17" monitor. Also in the load was few PCs, two laptops and an HP LaserJet printer, all working.
    Oh well, one man's junk...
    Just a few more loads of general rubbish then I have to get through my clothing. Fark, this is indeed hard work..
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning planks and nails.
    yesterday was spent driving to and from Tewksbury and a long meeting inbetween. Loads of phone calls all night and with the added bonus of having arguments with my officers :roll:
    its wednesday so that means loads of site visits and maybe a cheeky KFC :D

    Remember those who get hammered dont get to nail.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Morning bumders

    Today I'm officially on holiday. Not sure what to do. Going to view a couple of houses later with the intention of signing for one. Hockey match later too.

    Driving back home to Burtonland this evening.

    MIght nip into London for the morning to kill some time.

    Laters
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    thought someone sent me a suspicous package last night :lol: totally forgot I ordered loadsa stuff from one place.

    Last of my parcels should arrive today.

    no idea what I'm doing work wise.

    Might be seeing a friend later. Wonder if she know's it's steak and BJ day today...
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    norway, sober, fish, m'eh!
    Loving life in rural SW France

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  • Morning Spooge Guzzlers.

    No plans today other than to make sweet love with my imaginary girlfriend, Palm-of-the-Anderson. :mrgreen:
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Morning all

    Last nights night is hurting my legs, my fitness seems to disappear in the space of a week!

    Today I'm packing and shipping the bakes I've sold, doing some work and requesting a replacement pair of Fox bomber gloves as mine have a stitching fault and are falling apart. I've only had them since The start of January, they look hardly worn besides the mud stain (never buy white gloves and use them in winter)

    Right I really should do some work today


    Peace in da east

    Ps I sit next to a religious nut, a Christian who is trying to force the bible and god on everyone, Urgh, kill me know
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Kaise wrote:

    Today I'm packing and shipping the bakes I've sold,


    Ooh have you joined Cake Club too?

    Morning Scuttlers

    Feeling pretty positive despite staring down the barrel of a ten hour day, gonna drag myself in early though to get some gym time in.

    Had an enjoyable ride yesterday at Afan, first time there, thought whites level was ok, didn't really flow for my liking, but still pleased with getting round in a shade over 2 hours (including the black section), despite my lack of bike skills. means my fitness is definately creeping back in.

    Anyway, laters
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    Well it looks like #1minion and mr postman have gone awol. I'm breakfastless, lacking in shiny new bike things and the coffee tastes like its been consumed once already.

    Heads will roll for this!
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Kaise wrote:
    Ps I sit next to a religious nut, a Christian who is trying to force the bible and god on everyone, Urgh, kill me know

    Just inform him the Romans had the right ideas for dealing with Christians.
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Very angry bird right now. Supercunt flatmate threw the battleshots box out despite us telling/asking him to leave it where it was. What a knob.

    I hope for his sake he doesn't get back before I go to my hockey match.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,429
    Afternoon Reprobates,

    I'm just waiting for the holiday company to confirm that we've got the rooms available for our trip then we can book the flights to go skiing. Can't go anywhere until its sorted so just dossing around waiting....HURRY UP!!!

    On the bright side, still no sign of the new North Korean style forum rules so I might have to look for some more artistic redhead pictures later on :-)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Argh i biker get me the feck outta here.

    thats it really i hate work :)
  • afternoon mud munchers,

    walking around like an old git today owing to the fact i sprained my ankle and twisted my knee at rugby last night but at least i dont have to cook dinner tonight :)

    any ways have a good day
    worst moment ever...
    buzzing down twisting single track then.... psssst BANG!!!
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Day just improved. I have Lego.
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    My day has just got infinitely better. Just remembered it's March 14th, which makes it Steak & BJ day.

    So, later, I shall be slapping the missus with a nice sirloin to cook, before allowing her to consume some pink keilbasa.

    Cool beans.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Day just improved. I have Lego.

    I got lego the other day, but a woman said "thats my lego", I said "it's not" she said "it is" I said "do you want to make something of it"

    I didn't get lego
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Day just improved. I have Lego.


    my boy has just got into lego, we spent the whole weekend building police cars, ambulances, racing cars, light houses and petrol stations, i don't know who was more excited, me or him :lol:

    my aunty gave him a car transporter to build, so that'll be done after work 8)
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    I wasn't allowed to play lego with my boys when they were growing up. Apparantly I had a habit of becoming possesive and taking over.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,429
    Get in there - skiing now booked. Long weekend in Chamonix, going next Thursday. Cannot f*****g wait :mrgreen:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • compo
    compo Posts: 1,370
    Afternoon
    Got a bloody formal ball this evening.... HAte Suits
    Positives - Free Bar, Free Champagne reception. Lots of birds to rag senseless
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Day just improved. I have Lego.

    the cake baking set?
    51.jpg
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    matthewh wrote:

    Great mood today (unlike Clank)!

    Yeah, death in the family. :( Kinda sucks rocks.

    ....and I wasn't responsible for this one, either!
    matthewh wrote:
    Rode in with an avereage of 18.1 till I met up with a guy from work 12 miles out, ended up 2.05 for 37 miles

    Fair f*****g play!
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.