I know I'm a cyclist when...

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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Greg66 wrote:
    Applying chamois cream locally doesn't seem remotely weird.
    How would one go about applying chamois cream remotely?
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    notsoblue wrote:
    How would one go about applying chamois cream remotely?

    Send me your Skype address and we can have a go tonight... I'm in.....
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Greg T wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    How would one go about applying chamois cream remotely?

    Send me your Skype address and we can have a go tonight... I'm in.....

    Well, your fingers would be slippery, accidents happen.....
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  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    bails87 wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    How would one go about applying chamois cream remotely?

    Send me your Skype address and we can have a go tonight... I'm in.....

    Well, your fingers would be slippery, accidents happen.....

    There's an image I really didn't want :roll: :wink:
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    I just threw up a bit in my mouth.
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    notsoblue wrote:
    I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

    The term is gagging, get used to it Princess
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,360
    You spend your time wondering:

    "Leg warmers then shorts or shorts then leg warmers?"

    I prefer the former, but it does cause Mrs RJS to look away in disgust at the leg warmers-on-but-no-shorts-yet moment :shock:
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    rjsterry wrote:
    You spend your time wondering:

    "Leg warmers then shorts or shorts then leg warmers?"

    I prefer the former, but it does cause Mrs RJS to look away in disgust at the leg warmers-on-but-no-shorts-yet moment :shock:
    Indeed. For that reason leg warmers off first when changing at the gym. Same with arm warmers before SS jersey. The world just doesn't understand :roll:
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Greg T wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

    The term is gagging, get used to it Princess
    Someone make him stop!

    Wheres DDD when you need him?
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    notsoblue wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

    The term is gagging, get used to it Princess
    Someone make him stop!

    Wheres DDD when you need him?


    Have you not heard? Spen let him know it's steak and BJ day.

    You sure you still want DDD to start writing?
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    notsoblue wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

    The term is gagging, get used to it Princess
    Someone make him stop!

    Wheres DDD when you need him?


    Have you not heard? Spen let him know it's steak and BJ day.

    You sure you still want DDD to start writing?
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    I didn't have a clue what Spen meant. Why am I only finding this out now!? DAMN DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,770
    DDD, Urban Dictionary word for the day is (sometimes) your friend.
  • byke68
    byke68 Posts: 1,070
    Topaxci wrote:
    When commuting by car I swerve around all the potholes and lumps as I do when cycling, even though most of them wouldn't even by noticable in the car.

    Also when out driving, even on holiday, finding yourself judging the quality of the road for cycling.
    Based on gradient, cornering, visibility and road surface.
    Thinking: oooh, it would be quite nice to cycle along here.

    +1 :lol:
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