Im on a mother F*cking bike

Abra

Cut out seat to protect my erection....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l33kU

snotty badger

I enjoyed that!

cat_with_no_tail

Now THAT, was fu*king spectacular!

Great find.

Clank

Heh heh. Sweeeet.

Mental Mickey

I had not idea what to expect what I started watching, but it's actually quite good.

Here's the lyrics so we call sing along.

I rise in the morning, and greet the day
pull out the bike and I’m on my way
The transportation shows I care
Every turn of the pedal – cleans the air
Greener than green, I’m saving the planet
just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your *ss
I’m on a motherf*cking bike

Sharing my aggression is what that I do
Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de F*ck You’
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender
Running red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherf*cking track stand on my bike
I’m on a motherf*cking bike
I’m on a motherf*cking bike

Skinny-*ss pants, the ‘stache is fat
the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
Got no gears so you best not dis me
yeah b*tch, it’s a motherf*ckin fixie
Middle of the street is where you’re gonna find me
a sh*tload of traffic backed up behind me
Critical Mass is a Facebook “like”
I’m on a motherf*cking bike
I’m on a motherf*cking bike
(horn and bell solo)