Gazlar weeps into his porridge this morning
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How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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It'll take a lot more than this to put me off.0
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It's only "stalking" when the person Gazlar is obsessing over decides to become a "victim", but most tend to enjoy it..0
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This is why I'm a member of the conservative party, you know, old pals network, do what I say not what I do. If it's illegal for everyone else to do them theres less people, not so much providing competition, giving my noble art a bad name with their shoddy amateur attempts (yes I mean you kickingmule)0
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Without sufficient pupils the noble art may not be passed on adequately to the next generation. You have been warned.0
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projectsome wrote:I wasn't stalking her, I was following her on twitter....
However the Window your were Tweeting her from happened to be her bedroom window?0 -
EH_Rob wrote:Without sufficient pupils the noble art may not be passed on adequately to the next generation. You have been warned.
Fear not good site, one day I shall spawn an heir, and it will be named after it's place of conception, "unconscious on rohypnol by the bins at the back of circles nightclub milford haven" and he will be the future as he too will be a little bit rapey0 -
Many thanks for that, I can now rest easy knowing the future is secure.0
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Gazlar wrote:Fear not good site, one day I shall spawn an heir
Only if your sperm can get through a sash window.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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if his sperm was a skyrim character it'd have 100 for lockpicking. and sneak. and destruction.
nothing to worry about.0 -
My attempts aren't as amateur as you may think. I'm already looking into this new law to find a loophole in it. If I can't find one, I'll just carry on, just more like a ninjaGazlar wrote:This is why I'm a member of the conservative party, you know, old pals network, do what I say not what I do. If it's illegal for everyone else to do them theres less people, not so much providing competition, giving my noble art a bad name with their shoddy amateur attempts (yes I mean you kickingmule)
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Best moment in your life or any mans life is when that woman walks into a room full of people and stares across that sea of faces into yours and says he’s the one. Most times it’s happened to me it’s in a police line-up but what the hell.
I’m only six foot one against this chart on the wall,
But when she’s eyeing to find me I go ten feet tall,
There’s only five guys here so when she singles me out,
Kinda makes me feel special, makes me feel proud,
She can put her finger on me, the rest of her too,
Any kind of attention from that woman will do.
But women call it stalking,
Women call it stalking,
It’s just selective walking, but women have a tendency to exaggerate.
Gonna hug her, gonna mug her, gonna see her some more,
Hey judge read the charge just a little bit slower.
She says I’ll see you in court, well I can’t wait,
She calls it a trial but I call it a date,
When the judge throws the book I’ll pretend it’s a bouquet,
Cos’ I’m gonna marry that woman some day,
You can tell a woman that you love her face to face,
Or you can do it from a phone call that can’t be traced.
Women like flowers and candies and trees,
Unless you’re standing behind one and they call the police,
When I see her they’ll be tears down my face,
It might be love or it might be mace.
But women call it stalking,
[Stalking]
Women call it stalking,
[Stalking]
Just the kind of attention,
[Kind of attention]
That’ll get ya right back in prison,
Gonna hug her, gonna mug her, gonna see her some more,
Hey judge read the charge just a little bit slower.Uncompromising extremist0 -
Well as an asbo is supposedly a "badge of honour", I think I'll come up trumps with the local chav population in a few weeks time 0
