Food packaging information

bagpusscp
bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
edited March 2012 in The bottom bracket
Boss opens a pack of salmon for lunch today.allergy advice reads "contains fish" :shock: :!: :?:

Anyone do better.
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  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Peanut M+M's - May contain nuts


    (Which is double funny as peanuts aren't nuts - they're "legumes")
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Not really better, but more of the same.

    I have a pack of mussels in my freezer which is marked "contains shellfish".

    I also remember from my days in chemistry, that we had a large book of Material Safety Data Sheets, which contained all the info we needed to know about the chemicals on our shelves, and how to handle accidents from the same.

    One such "chemical" was purified water. There were first aid precautions to be taken should you get it on your skin, you had to "wash with soap and water". I sh1t you not.


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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    posted before but always raises a smile

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  • Dog Breath
    Dog Breath Posts: 314
    Yes. Sainnsburys Skimmed Milk has "Allergy Advice - Contains Milk". I should bloody hope so, or I'm off to Trading Standards :shock:
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  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    There's always the old takeaway coffee cups that have "Contents Maybe Hot" or something similar after someone in the USA successfully sued because they were drinking whilst driving, spilled it and got scalded. Obviously the sellers fault for selling coffee hot!
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  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Got a packet of Tesco fig rolls here-allergy advice section-
    Recipe;No Nuts
    Ingredients;Cannot guarantee nut free
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  • mouth
    mouth Posts: 1,195
    Capt Slog wrote:
    One such "chemical" was purified water. There were first aid precautions to be taken should you get it on your skin, you had to "wash with soap and water". I sh1t you not.

    I know this to be true. I spent a while as a science technician in a secondary school and remember chuckling at this one.

    Not quite the same but for a while I worked as a chef in a large chain of American restaurants (not the American/Italian one). When we unpacked the chicken from the !00% chicken pack, there was a note on it that csaid "contains 18% water".
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  • Coach H
    Coach H Posts: 1,092
    Capt Slog wrote:
    I also remember from my days in chemistry, that we had a large book of Material Safety Data Sheets, which contained all the info we needed to know about the chemicals on our shelves, and how to handle accidents from the same.

    One such "chemical" was purified water. There were first aid precautions to be taken should you get it on your skin, you had to "wash with soap and water". I sh1t you not.

    These are common in MSDS's. My 2 favorites are
    Soap - avoid contact with skin, wear impervious gloves if contact likely
    Water - fatal by ingestion !! (Think about it, it is technically correct. If you drink enough water, fast enough it will kill you)

    Food packaging and MSDS's are written by manufacturers to protect them not you
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Safety advice on some clothing labels. Keep away from fire.

    I'd love to find some different advice like. Look both ways when crossing the road. Don't drink and drive. Don't lend the missus your credit card.
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  • bagpusscp
    bagpusscp Posts: 2,907
    Weetabix. :idea: Contains Wheat :roll:

    Why not Wheatabix....to easy :?:
    bagpuss
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Safety advice on some clothing labels. Keep away from fire.

    I'd love to find some different advice like. Look both ways when crossing the road. Don't drink and drive. Don't lend the missus your credit card.

    On a box of matches...

    Keep away from children

    Sensible advice :D
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Some labels have good advice though.....

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    There should be a label on the front of all porn mags......

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  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Some labels have good advice though.....



    There should be a label on the front of all porn mags......

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    May contain norks?
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    A friend of mine owns a sandwich shop. On the menu board, she had 'Tuna mayo roll'. She was told by the local (what ever it is) authority, that she had to lable it as "contains fish".

    I sh!t you not !!!
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