It's a total pile of TOSS
timmyturbo
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It's a total pile of TOSS
Don'y get excited about something to foam at the mouth about .
Known her 21 years , she said "it can work" , never even laid my lips on her , she says " i am buying a one way ticket to timmy town "
And has been the ice queen ever since .
If i try to make a point and even slightly argue , then she says " YOU SCARE ME " . Women , i like em ... but also tempted to have a wank and not get hurt . " HELLO DARKNESS MT OLD FRIEND "....... HOPEFULLY YOU CHAPS ARE GONNA SAVE £120 HOUR SESSIONS . )-:
Don'y get excited about something to foam at the mouth about .
Known her 21 years , she said "it can work" , never even laid my lips on her , she says " i am buying a one way ticket to timmy town "
And has been the ice queen ever since .
If i try to make a point and even slightly argue , then she says " YOU SCARE ME " . Women , i like em ... but also tempted to have a wank and not get hurt . " HELLO DARKNESS MT OLD FRIEND "....... HOPEFULLY YOU CHAPS ARE GONNA SAVE £120 HOUR SESSIONS . )-:
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I thought this was going to be about the football
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I know what you mean.Sort of. You`re scaring me now.Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
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ooooh............... that doesn't sound good !
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schweiz wrote:wtf?
I've had a very large whisky tonight and that still doesn't make sense!
Thank fcuk for that, I thought it was just me for a minute.Tail end Charlie
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no munter would treat you like that.
seems like you were the unobtainable, and now you've been obtained you no longer interest her - but you know the rules - Yossies Law #1 No Norks - No Advice.The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
nevman wrote:I know what you mean.Sort of. You`re scaring me now.
In all seriousness though, OP, are you OK?0 -
LeicesterLad wrote:nevman wrote:I know what you mean.Sort of. You`re scaring me now.
In all seriousness though, OP, are you OK?
Bearing up thanks 6 pints of newcastle exhibition down the hatch , ( its like newcastle brown , but on Draught ) , cooking steak and chips for me Scran , " THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER " , OI stop that keyboard player from
saying " MAJESTIC " 14 times in one program when talking about Saturn , it detracts from the gravity of the word .Britannia waives the rules0 -
timmyturbo wrote:LeicesterLad wrote:nevman wrote:I know what you mean.Sort of. You`re scaring me now.
In all seriousness though, OP, are you OK?
Bearing up thanks 6 pints of newcastle exhibition down the hatch , ( its like newcastle brown , but on Draught ) , cooking steak and chips for me Scran , " THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER " , OI stop that keyboard player from
saying " MAJESTIC " 14 times in one program when talking about Saturn , it detracts from the gravity of the word .
You really are scaring me now...0 -
You'll have to wait for him to get in.
He likes to go out in a morning over rush hour, loads of women on their way to work to scare you see
Just out of interest Timmy, you might want to try taking the mask off (as seen in your avatar) when talking to the missus, it's most probably that that's putting her off a bit :shock:0 -
Right, Uncle Yossie time here. A caring shoulder to cry on.
If she has binned you, then post pictures of her and her norks here. It'll allow you to reach closure on the relationship whilst allowing us to share in your memories. And maybe have a giggle and wonder quietly to ourselves what all the fuss was about.
If she hasn't binned you and is just messing you around, post pictures of her norks here - women like a bit of spice and adventure and if she knows that pictures of her norks are on here it'll make her feel special and its just one step to a career in adult entertainment allowing you to live off her earnings and enjoy a life of Obermayer IIIs and custon carbon frames. Either that or driving her round countless B & Q car parks and flashing your headlights at passing cars.
Either way, it'll be a pre-emptive strike before she rips your heart out, stamps on it , laughs in your face, steals your LPs and sleeps with all your friends before rubbing your nose in it and making you feel like muck like they all do.
As always, if I can offer any further assistance, please feel to post a reply anytime.
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I DEMAND MORE NORKS.0 -
Can you see why i am gutted , oh bollox Britannia waives the rules0 -
schweiz wrote:So Timmy, how's the head this morning?
Headz is melted , off to berwick upon tweed , Steak and a pint at wetherspoons me thinks nay so bad for a £5Britannia waives the rules0 -
timmyturbo wrote:
Can you see why i am gutted , oh bollox
Having seen the rest of your photobucket, yes I can.Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
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i only upload to photobucket , to post on here , etc etc .MattC59 wrote:timmyturbo wrote:
Can you see why i am gutted , oh bollox
Having seen the rest of your photobucket, yes I can.Britannia waives the rules0 -
Mate she's mint! Oh sorry that's probably not helping. Onwards and upwards?Current bike: 2014 Kinesis Racelight T2 - built by my good self!0
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still gutted ,
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Post some of those 'other' photos you took of her. We're the best people to judge whether you should be missing her as much."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
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And her `friend`.Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
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"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0 -
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How many northumbrians does it take to change a light bulb ?? JUST ME , and the mask is OFF lol
NOW
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Wait for it.Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
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@ Aggieboy , there is no point , i just chose to use an anonymous cycling forum to share my grief with , i have no idea why ? but thanks the keep calm and masturbate heavily , cheered me up no end (-: cheersBritannia waives the rules0
