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GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
edited February 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Morning scuttlers

Was up at 3 for a 5am start, got into work and found out my instructor has overslept and ain't in til 8.

Absolutely knackered still means not much to do today, might go for a patisserie for lunch

Laterz in latex
Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
Amy
Farnsworth
Zapp

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  • thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Morning Bum Sniffers.

    Work followed by a 3 hour rehearsal for another concert I'm in. I need to learn to say no.
    I suppose I'll find out at work whether the image I deployed to 18 computers is ok, I did some basic tests, but it's when they're in full use you find out what you missed....

    Laters!
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    Mornin' starfish raiders

    Back in work after a pretty sweet weekend.

    .....every silver lining has a cloud, I suppose!

    Caffiene injection, followed by setting up for a customer job.

    Onwards! To the coffee pot!
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,959
    Back in the bunker this morning, 5 days worth of censored to catch up on.
    Feeling better today but still coughing and a bit blergh but at least no blood now.

    Good to see Yehaa back. i wonder for how long.

    Anywhooo
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • projectsomeprojectsome Posts: 4,478
    A quick trip to the shop is in order, should really check sizes. I blame the attractive lady behind the counter.

    Boss is back in today, expect a small lecture as one of the machines failed last week.

    I'll probably need a drink or two or three...
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my censored mood!
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,071
    woken up with a bad back - censored I am getting old :(
  • angry_birdangry_bird Posts: 3,782
    Morning bum bandits

    Uni meh today. Doesn't start until 10 though, win. Got to go to sainsbury's and buy honey first. Need honey.

    Later I will be assessing the bank balance and seeing what I can afford to waste/spend on bike related items. Feeling some kyle straits, need some new brake pads for both bikes, fancy a gopro chest mount, oh and a new tyre for the 456 wouldn't go a miss... now I'm beginning to see the rewards of giving up alcohol for lent. If I went teetotal after a year I reckon I'd be able to afford a really decent full susser, but for now I'll just see how 6 weeks go :lol:

    Laters
    Angry Bird's offroad bikes
    Winter
    Racey
    Special Favourite

    If in doubt, blame Wiggle.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,612
    Morning 'Tards,

    Just got a few bits n pieces to do then off to Bedgebury for a mess around, hopefully not too muddy by now after this warm weather.
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pilchpilch Posts: 1,136
    Morning loafers...

    Everything aches today, epic 4hr race at thetford... were any of you lot there?..... couple of guys shouting potato! randomly...

    Today will involve doing as little as possible
    A berm? were you expecting one?

    29er race

    29er bouncer
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Just done a trip to barry island, which I was perfectly capable of doing, now got to sit round for two hours to go to.........barry island again, ffs
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Cat With No TailCat With No Tail Posts: 13,581
    s'up homos.

    Couple of meetings today and not much else. It's the quiet couple of days before month end when it all starts again.

    Shopping for a computer to use on the turbo trainer that will let me upload my stats off there to endomondo so I can start trying to claw some ground back in the distance challenge. Only really need speed, distance & time, can't seem to find one for under a hundred squids though, which is far too expensive.

    Oh, and I just realized we get another bank holiday on 5th June for the Queen. FINALLY a use for the royal family.
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
    Rockhopper Communter
  • bicyclepiratebicyclepirate Posts: 229
    Ahhhh am late for work :) what a relaxing way to start the week. No cycling until Wednesday so not much to look forward to today. Meh
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!
  • foxc_ukfoxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Remember this from Friday?
    bicyclepirate wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    meh, dating fail is doing my head in.

    Lookout lime lovers this is how it went with THP (remember him), first a good moan on here then a twitter rant and then boom!
    yeah. boom.
    Twitterings
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Remember this from Friday?
    bicyclepirate wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    meh, dating fail is doing my head in.

    Lookout lime lovers this is how it went with THP (remember him), first a good moan on here then a twitter rant and then boom!
    yeah. boom.

    you killed him with a bomb instead of head backwards in a ditch?
  • KaiseKaise Posts: 2,498
    Word

    So an eventful weekend!
    DH at the forest of dean on the hardtail, fookin loads of fun and was fast enough that a few mates couldn't keep up of their dh rigs! WIN
    out for beers on Saturday, turned in to a session lasting till 4 WIN
    casino from 4 till 9am turning £130 in to £4680 MASSIVE WIN
    Sunday bought a new MacBook pro and I'm I am thinking about a yt industries rig!!

    Laters
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    Kaise wrote:
    Word

    So an eventful weekend!
    DH at the forest of dean on the hardtail, fookin loads of fun and was fast enough that a few mates couldn't keep up of their dh rigs! WIN
    out for beers on Saturday, turned in to a session lasting till 4 WIN
    casino from 4 till 9am turning £130 in to £4680 MASSIVE WIN
    Sunday bought a new MacBook pro and I'm I am thinking about a yt industries rig!!

    Laters

    Screw the macbook, flog your specialised and get a DH rig mate :p
  • Cat With No TailCat With No Tail Posts: 13,581
    What did you win on Kaise?
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
    Rockhopper Communter
  • KaiseKaise Posts: 2,498
    Roulette! I was literally on a roll but it did take 5 hours!

    I haven't got space at home for a dh rig, the specialized takes up too much room!
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    Kaise wrote:
    Roulette! I was literally on a roll but it did take 5 hours!

    I haven't got space at home for a dh rig, the specialized takes up too much room!

    Sell it you got a hardtail for smashing aroung the place :P or get a 6/7inch rig hehe i mean you have never serviced your bearings or shocks since you've had it and its a 2006 bike so there pretty much bin worthy now with out replacing stansions and all. Might as well rock out while the going is good mate :p
  • KaiseKaise Posts: 2,498
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Kaise wrote:
    Roulette! I was literally on a roll but it did take 5 hours!

    I haven't got space at home for a dh rig, the specialized takes up too much room!

    Sell it you got a hardtail for smashing aroung the place :P or get a 6/7inch rig hehe i mean you have never serviced your bearings or shocks since you've had it and its a 2006 bike so there pretty much bin worthy now with out replacing stansions and all. Might as well rock out while the going is good mate :p

    The hardtail will handle most uk dh routes, I mean I was pushing people on Saturday and they were on massive rigs!
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    Kaise wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Kaise wrote:
    Roulette! I was literally on a roll but it did take 5 hours!

    I haven't got space at home for a dh rig, the specialized takes up too much room!

    Sell it you got a hardtail for smashing aroung the place :P or get a 6/7inch rig hehe i mean you have never serviced your bearings or shocks since you've had it and its a 2006 bike so there pretty much bin worthy now with out replacing stansions and all. Might as well rock out while the going is good mate :p

    The hardtail will handle most uk dh routes, I mean I was pushing people on Saturday and they were on massive rigs!

    So? it's not as much fun lol and to be honest half the peopel up FOD are rubbish so i wouldn't use that to judge, if i can go faster than them :p

    Dump the specialised... do it do it do it do it do it doit!! :p
  • ClankClank Posts: 2,323
    Kaise wrote:
    The hardtail will handle most uk dh routes, I mean I was pushing people on Saturday and they were on massive rigs!

    Steel. Balls of. 8)
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • bicyclepiratebicyclepirate Posts: 229
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Remember this from Friday?
    bicyclepirate wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    meh, dating fail is doing my head in.

    Lookout lime lovers this is how it went with THP (remember him), first a good moan on here then a twitter rant and then boom!
    yeah. boom.

    Oh no! Single again.?.!.?. Poor foxc?! And you seem like such a nice lady, bakes cakes, rides bikes and ponies, always do your physio and never closes the curtains.... oh well MrF should fit nicely in the ditch next to THP. Anyhow will I be seeing you at the gym on Wednesday or Thursday this week? I'll bring the sailor jerry's you can have a shot for every five hops. But I'm not carrying you down the ten flights of stairs! Or getting in the lift (death trap).
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!
  • foxc_ukfoxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Yup, single again! Will be at the gym Tues/Thurs and generally carrying on with life as usual.
    I know it's stupid but I hate climbing the stairs before going in! And yet yes, the lift is a deathtrap!

    I suppose it does mean I can gawk at the Hot Gym Bod without feeling guilty....

    Think some rum will be required tonight. And ice cream. And peanut m&m's.
    Twitterings
  • ThewaylanderThewaylander Posts: 8,767
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Yup, single again! Will be at the gym Tues/Thurs and generally carrying on with life as usual.
    I know it's stupid but I hate climbing the stairs before going in! And yet yes, the lift is a deathtrap!

    I suppose it does mean I can gawk at the Hot Gym Bod without feeling guilty....

    Think some rum will be required tonight. And ice cream. And peanut m&m's.

    Hmm had this at new yar, my favourite was pringles and beer!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,612
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Yup, single again!
    Gazlar's gone very quiet...
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cazmotroncazmotron Posts: 167
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Yup, single again!
    Gazlar's gone very quiet...
    Foxc must have changed her wi-fi password again
    Attention all planets of the Solar Federation - We have assumed control.
  • DF33DF33 Posts: 732
    He's busy flicking one off at Barry Island.
    Peter
  • RevellRiderRevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Evening all.

    After a top weekend (even managed my stalking quota for FoxC(sorry to hear about the break up)) my day today was a let down. Was meant to be going on a work demo ride with Orange. To make up for this I went and sat over a gate.

    My plans now for this evening include tea and maybe some bacon. And taking the mickey out of my brother who's laid up after crashing his bike last Friday and breaking his collarbone
    Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Epsilon.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Yup, single again!
    Gazlar's gone very quiet...

    Yeah, durrrr, I can't be noisy mid surveillance can I?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    DF33 wrote:
    He's busy flicking one off at Barry Island.

    Hmm what can I say, I have to make do with barrys island, the courts have banned me from visiting Foxc's mound



    (sorry thats terrible, and sorry about the break up foxc)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
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