Why is it OK to...

Redhog14
Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
edited February 2012 in The bottom bracket
Sneeze but not fart?

People even "bless you" for spreading germs...

Any other great condtradictions out there?
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    You mean it's not OK?

    Damn, so this explains my lack of a social life.


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  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    edited February 2012
    Why is it OK for a man to walk around topless in the summer, but not a woman? Sexism. I'd be quite happy for all the women to remove more clothing when the temperature rises :twisted:
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Why is it ok to playfully sneak up behind the wife in the kitchen and give her a little squeeze & a tickle and it all ends in fun & laughter, but you do it to a girl at work or to a shop assistant in Marks & Sparks and all hell breaks loose? Double standards I tell ya.
  • Phil_D
    Phil_D Posts: 467
    Redhog14 wrote:
    Sneeze but not fart?

    People even "bless you" for spreading germs...

    Any other great condtradictions out there?

    This is no contradiction. Farting stinks. Sneezing doesn't.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    Gizmodo wrote:
    Why is it OK for a man to walk around topless in the summer, but not a woman? Sexism. I'd be quite happy for all the attractive women with good bodies to remove more clothing when the temperature rises :twisted:

    Fixed for you - there's far too much flesh on display by some women already!
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Gizmodo wrote:
    Why is it OK for a man to walk around topless in the summer, but not a woman? Sexism. I'd be quite happy for all the women to remove more clothing when the temperature rises :twisted:

    Well, not all of them, surely !!!

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    ...jump red lights and ride on the pavement?

    People of Walmart. Some 'great' pictures there.
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  • LeicesterLad
    LeicesterLad Posts: 3,908
    Why is it ok that you all think its ok to have a thread without the popcorn 3D glasses guy making a camio?
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  • john-e-big-guns
    john-e-big-guns Posts: 489
    Snezzing and farting at the same time can be quite hazardous...as following through can be very messy :shock:
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  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Matt c59. You must have access to the dodgiest Flickr/ Google Images/ Image shack account of all time

    I pity the fool who ever gains access to your hard drive, you never fail to add photographic value to any post.
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Why is it ok for me to spend £100 in Tesco on family necessities, such as nappies, food, etc, but it's a massive issue when the words "Can I spend 2.5K on bike" leave my mouth ??

    I give up.

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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    MattC59 wrote:
    Gizmodo wrote:
    Why is it OK for a man to walk around topless in the summer, but not a woman? Sexism. I'd be quite happy for all the women to remove more clothing when the temperature rises :twisted:

    Well, not all of them, surely !!!

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    Jezz, sisters...
  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    tim wand wrote:
    Matt c59. You must have access to the dodgiest Flickr/ Google Images/ Image shack account of all time

    I think thats his missus!! :lol:
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Yeah, and why is it OK to shag the cleaner while the wife's working away but not when she returns home?
  • Wirral_paul
    Wirral_paul Posts: 2,476
    GiantMike wrote:
    Yeah, and why is it OK to shag the cleaner while the wife's working away but not when she returns home?

    Ah i know the problem here - you didnt invite the wife to join in did you?? She's feeling left out!! :cry:
  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    Wirral_Paul wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Yeah, and why is it OK to shag the cleaner while the wife's working away but not when she returns home?

    Ah i know the problem here - you didnt invite the wife to join in did you?? She's feeling left out!! :cry:

    It was his mother-in-law doing the cleaning. :shock:
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