Mongday Morning™ thread

projectsome
projectsome Posts: 4,478
edited February 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Morning protein clumps, enjoy the cold :lol:

Today I am doing fuck all, for I am on holiday.

Probably d/l some more films, bit of xbox, phone people who're at work just to piss them off.
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Morning bumders

    Lecture this morning, then 3 hours of chopping up a horse leg. Finish at lunch and then have until Thursday off. Winner.

    Laters
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    What up, bishop-bashers?

    First ride into work for a week and a half. Have decided a healthy dose of MTFU is required for tomorrows ride in!

    The weekend socialising was long (3am finishes Friday and Saturday), so yesterday was spent doing absolutely naff all. However, a friend got married, people got p*ss*d and folk generally had a good time of things. Win.

    I'm now going to grab a coffee and think clam thoughts before all hell breaks loose here about 8.30!

    Onwards!
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    Morning

    meh - covers it perfectly
  • Morning Homos.

    Today I am mostly busy at work and hoping the turbo arrives.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Morning scuttlers

    Dunno what I'm doing work wise today, so heading in for 9 and hoping for the best really

    Woke at 4 this morning asp just monged on the sofa watching old peep shows

    This means later I shall be doing more monging
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Morning plebians
    Got the day off to recover from the epic week that was had in Bansko, fresh snow almost everyday, Birthday turns and what can only be termed "Epic Wednesday". :D However my body clock is farked and have been awake since 5am..
    Got a severe case of the post trip blues, compounded by my grandad dying yesterday. However at the age of 97 he had an excellent run.

    Today I will mostly be unpacking, clothes washing, food shopping blah blah boring blah.

    Kisses
    FoxC
  • Morning you bunch of gheys!

    Sorry to hear about your Grandad Foxc, but as you say, that's a damn good innings!

    Got into work to find some equipment we'd loaned out got nicked :roll: so now I'm chasing up crime numbers, insurance numbers etc. Meh
    Minion is on holiday snow boarding, so I've got a feckton of work on and noone to make tea.

    Not a happy mule today really meh.
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  • Morning Protein Receptacles,

    Just braved the cold for the 45 minute walk into town, a bit of shopping, walked back, and now enjoying some serious heat in the house. Later will be filled with a wholesome meal at McDonalds, then picking wife up on moped.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    meh.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    two days off with offspring

    thinking Johnny English double bill n hot buttered popcorn
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Nuggetts.
    Been at work far too long already this week.
    got a very empty diary for a change, got a few things to sort out but thats about it.

    Still bleeding cold here but at least the snow is starting to disappear. Snow ride was fun yesterday but feeling it today.

    Right onwards to procrastination
    Kazza the Tranny
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    hello cunts.

    im enjoying the first of 2 free days off thanks to the snow which has almost completely disappeared. thanks for paying your taxes (unless of course you dont in which case, get a job you fucking hippies)

    i think the dogs know it is a day off for me, the old one who never has a shit in the garden has had a shit in the garden. the 2 rotties have spent the last 40 minutes wrestling in the garden and show no sign of giving up just yet. all this means that the dogs dont need walking for a bit so i can do fuckall for a bit.

    might do some online bike wishlist shopping then go for a pootle.

    hope you all hve a super day.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Afternoon Toe Rags,

    Sorry about your grandad Foxy, he did well to get to that age.

    Been running around sorting out other people's messes this morning and now it's half term there is a stroppy ten year old to be entertained. We're going out to visit a museum but getting no gratitude for it whatsoever...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Been running around sorting out other people's messes this morning and now it's half term there is a stroppy ten year old to be entertained. We're going out to visit a museum but getting no gratitude for it whatsoever...

    you should have pushed your mrs down the stairs about 10 and a half years ago.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,431
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Been running around sorting out other people's messes this morning and now it's half term there is a stroppy ten year old to be entertained. We're going out to visit a museum but getting no gratitude for it whatsoever...

    you should have pushed your mrs down the stairs about 10 and a half years ago.
    She's getting on my wick as well, so I'm thinking better late than never...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    good day one and all?

    Foxc sorry to hear about grandad but that is some innings!

    giving the house a good clean top to bottom and all i keep thinking is why do women make cleaning sound like its the end of the world? mind one of the bogs nearly had me gagging but on the whole success has been had, now i need a trip to the charity shop to dump some sh00t and all is good!

    On the food front there is nothing worth having in the house other than fish fingers with beans! any good?

    work later, hope the clowns have found another excuse not to fly, the weather last week made it well easy!

    laters
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  • Morning All,

    back at work after a week off, and glad to be back to be honest, didn't even manage one ride, one thing after another going wrong :( so relax in the office today where i only have to deal with others peopls crap :)
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    i only have to deal with others peopls crap :)

    Perhaps you need to put up a sign telling them how to use the toilet?
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    i only have to deal with others peopls crap :)

    Perhaps you need to put up a sign telling them how to use the toilet?

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    sideways.
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Been doing donuts on the Menai Straits in some fast rib we aquired for the last hour or so now back in cottage with a chkn in the oven

    Result

    Had parents on the phone telling me about how good my brothers new Swiss house is ( 1HR from Morzine :) ) and that I should get in touch for a stay there. Funny that, I was thinking the same. :):)
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • concorde
    concorde Posts: 1,008
    Morning.. wanked allday in bed. Win!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Concorde wrote:
    Morning.. wanked allday in bed. Win!


    Woah there buddy, you're stealing my act there!!!! If anyone on this forum is going to tug at it until its red raw and spitting out pure salt, it'll be me ;)

    Turned up at work this morn, found out they wanted me to do nights this week, no one told me. This is the week I have meals booked for St marketable love gestures day and Mrs G's birthday. fortunately they came round to my way of thinking when i told them it wasn't happening.

    Oh and sorry to hear about Grandad Foxc, foxc
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    alright all

    been a bit absent recently as i have been trying to figure how to edit my go pro videos without it taking fookin forever on my macbook pro!

    anyone know why it speeds 30fps video up?!
  • Did you film it in 30fps mode? If you did it slower, that might be why.
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    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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