Stuff cyclists say

2wheelzgood
2wheelzgood Posts: 373
edited January 2012 in Commuting chat
Sorry if it's already posted on here but there are some gems.
http://road.cc/content/news/50985-video ... clists-say
Although it should be called "stuff roadies say" as most commuters don't, still some that come up on SCR.

"Is this a Strava segment?"
"Look at that guy with the hairy legs!" :lol:
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  • leodis75
    leodis75 Posts: 184
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    That's very good :D:D:D
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH
  • welkman
    welkman Posts: 396
    Cheered me right up! :D
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    Brilliant!

    "I'd totally be a pro if I didn't have to work"

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • iPete
    iPete Posts: 6,076
    To keep a bit of balance, stuff s**t mountain bikers say
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW7xzBC-qa0
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Hah! Brilliant!
    FCN 4 PX SL Pro SRAM Red
    FCN 8 Scott Sportster '05
  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    Very good. Someone should create a cycle commuter one...

    "Riding fixed is so cool: it's like you're more connected to the bike."
    "RLJers are such wankers: they give the rest of us a bad name."
    "Taxi drivers are such selfish retards!"
    "Bus drivers are such selfish retards."
    "The councils need to make the roads more cycle friendly so everyone is encouraged to ride."
    "Nodders are pathetic: look at the way they don't know how to ride..."
    "Yeah, my 4 grand Pegoretti makes all the difference: not only does it look cool, but it's shaved 18 seconds off my commute time!"
    "Steel is real!"
    "I bonked 3 miles in and had go have a Macky D's"
    "Next year I plan to take my riding more seriously."
    "There are so many idiots out there wearing all black! It's almost as though they don't want to be seen!"
    "Check out my new Rapha gear: it's so cool that it's all black."
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    What's the point of the ASL? No one pays any attention....
    My commute's too short so I add a loop on the way home to bring it up to the ton.
    Anyone got a lock I can borrow? I don't carry one 'cause the weight slows my commute down.
    Why did the car even bother to overtake? I caught him up when he had to stop at the next light?
    I totally scalped this roadie! Mind you he caught me when I had to stop at the next light...
    And one borrowed from the roadie vid (but universal) Do I need this?
  • byke68
    byke68 Posts: 1,070
    Brilliant but "Sh*t Mountain Bikers Say" is even better!
    I've got hairy legs! I wear 3/4 lengh shorts on my commute, my weight varies from 92 to 94 kilos, Don't always wear a helmet, got MTB pedals on my s/s road bike, do I care? 'cos not - irk the purist's I say.
    I'll get me coat.
    Cannondale Trail 6 - crap brakes!
    Cannondale CAAD8
  • Initialised
    Initialised Posts: 3,047
    Fixed
    PBo wrote:
    I totally scalped this roadie! Then he RLJ'd the next light...
    I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.

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