Valentine's Day Card for a Mountain Biker

bluechair84

I'm not sure what you're into, but I like it triple butted.

Stevo_666

JuliaJ wrote:

I have a feeling that I am being trolled a liiiitle bit.. Guys and girls, any serious suggestions that don't suggest anything sexual?

Not sure what you expected on a forum full of blokes. Everyone is probably worried that if they suggest anything genuinely womantic they're likely to get the p1ss ripped :-)

milko9000

Maybe there's a poetry forum out there that will be more tastefully helpful.

cooldad

Cards are cr4p anyway. Just wake him up with bacon, naked.
True love.

VWsurfbum

cooldad wrote:

Cards are cr4p anyway. Just wake him up with bacon, naked.

With Coffee's

Rushmore

Simple, all it needs to say is..

Go Get The Lube

Thewaylander

cooldad wrote:

Cards are cr4p anyway. Just wake him up with bacon, naked.
True love.

+potato,

Cup of tea n bacons in bed is the way to win a man completely, most men will honestly look at a card and go oo isn't that nice then 2 days later bin were not as nice as women see

dan shard

How about...
"At first I couldnt get enough of your hard tail, but nowadays Id rather just have a good crank"

or for something more romantic

"I wheely love you"

dan shard

bluechair84 wrote:

I'm not sure what you're into, but I like it triple butted.

hahahaha

delcol

dan shard wrote:

How about...
"At first I couldnt get enough of your hard tail, but nowadays Id rather just have a good crank"

or for something more romantic

"I wheely love you"

thats it,, the one he will love,,

can i ride your hardtail

dhutch

Rushmore wrote:

Go Get The Lube

With a nice photo of a bottle of finishline wet...


I have ahad some really nice biking birthday cards, just a good photo of a bike or some bikers in the sunshine.
We manage loads of biking in-your-endo's on a weekends riding but non of them stick beyond the weekend bar 'IM ON THE EDGE.... of glory' which was a absolute cracker seconds before one of our group stacked it of the side of a decent, but is somewhat an in-joke rather than actually being funny!


Daniel

miss notax

dan shard wrote:

How about...
"At first I couldnt get enough of your hard tail, but nowadays Id rather just have a good crank"

I can't stop laughing at this (which is unfortunate because I am meant to be working :oops: )

Mrs Toast

Blood is Red
Bruises are Blue
I've paid for a skills course
Just for You
Now get your weight back and stop mincing

miss notax

Mrs Toast wrote:

Blood is Red
Bruises are Blue
I've paid for a skills course
Just for You
Now get your weight back and stop mincing

Ha ha ha

Love it!

thegiantbiker

"Drop yer heels and gimme a good pump!"

"You can go faster if you stay high on my berm."

cycle monster

JuliaJ wrote:

I have a feeling that I am being trolled a liiiitle bit.. Guys and girls, any serious suggestions that don't suggest anything sexual?

Give his local bike shop a few grand to his credit. That would work for me. That or the bacon nakedness.

marwa

Hei.. i got one for you.. check your inbox..

concorde

Top bird! Beats a card with some meaningless shit about love on it.