Valentine's Day Card for a Mountain Biker
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I'm not sure what you're into, but I like it triple butted.0
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JuliaJ wrote:I have a feeling that I am being trolled a liiiitle bit.. Guys and girls, any serious suggestions that don't suggest anything sexual?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Maybe there's a poetry forum out there that will be more tastefully helpful.0
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Cards are cr4p anyway. Just wake him up with bacon, naked.
True love.I don't do smileys.
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cooldad wrote:Cards are cr4p anyway. Just wake him up with bacon, naked.0
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Simple, all it needs to say is..
Go Get The LubeAlways remember.... Wherever you go, there you are.
Ghost AMR 7500 2012
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cooldad wrote:Cards are cr4p anyway. Just wake him up with bacon, naked.
True love.
+potato,
Cup of tea n bacons in bed is the way to win a man completely, most men will honestly look at a card and go oo isn't that nice then 2 days later bin were not as nice as women see0 -
How about...
"At first I couldnt get enough of your hard tail, but nowadays Id rather just have a good crank"
or for something more romantic
"I wheely love you"0 -
bluechair84 wrote:I'm not sure what you're into, but I like it triple butted.
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dan shard wrote:How about...
"At first I couldnt get enough of your hard tail, but nowadays Id rather just have a good crank"
or for something more romantic
"I wheely love you"
thats it,, the one he will love,,
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Rushmore wrote:Go Get The Lube
I have ahad some really nice biking birthday cards, just a good photo of a bike or some bikers in the sunshine.
We manage loads of biking in-your-endo's on a weekends riding but non of them stick beyond the weekend bar 'IM ON THE EDGE.... of glory' which was a absolute cracker seconds before one of our group stacked it of the side of a decent, but is somewhat an in-joke rather than actually being funny!
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dan shard wrote:How about...
"At first I couldnt get enough of your hard tail, but nowadays Id rather just have a good crank"
I can't stop laughing at this (which is unfortunate because I am meant to be working :oops: )Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away....
Riding a gorgeous ano orange Turner Burner!
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Blood is Red
Bruises are Blue
I've paid for a skills course
Just for You
Now get your weight back and stop mincing0 -
Mrs Toast wrote:Blood is Red
Bruises are Blue
I've paid for a skills course
Just for You
Now get your weight back and stop mincing
Ha ha ha
Love it!Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away....
Riding a gorgeous ano orange Turner Burner!
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"Drop yer heels and gimme a good pump!"
"You can go faster if you stay high on my berm."Big guy; small air!0 -
JuliaJ wrote:I have a feeling that I am being trolled a liiiitle bit.. Guys and girls, any serious suggestions that don't suggest anything sexual?0
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Hei.. i got one for you.. check your inbox..0
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Top bird! Beats a card with some meaningless shit about love on it.0