"Were Doomed":- Bucket List

bearfraser
bearfraser Posts: 435
edited January 2012 in The bottom bracket
Given that the world MAY end on December the 21st 2012 if the Mayans and numerous others are right what's on everybody's "Bucket List" to do before the day. :?:

Comments

  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Laugh at the Mayans on the 22nd.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Rigga
    Rigga Posts: 939
    Shag my girlfriends best mate
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    November 22nd-order the most expensive bike on 28 days return.Or not.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    It's odd how some will believe the prophecies of a bunch of idiots who thought that the way to make their crops grow was to disembowel people and throw them off the top of a pyramid.


    Anyone who is sure that the world will end on Dec 21st is very welcome to send cash to my email address via paypal :D


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Spend time educating people who say were instead of we're :wink:
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Spend time educating people that the mayans didn't think that the world was going to end in 2012, they just didn't write their callendar any further out than that.
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Capt Slog wrote:
    It's odd how some will believe the prophecies of a bunch of idiots who thought that the way to make their crops grow was to disembowel people and throw them off the top of a pyramid.

    Biodynamics-they were way ahead of their time. :wink:
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    spend my time signing up believers to transfer their entire (positive) assets to me on the 22nd - after all, if they believe, then they have nothing to lose and through their generosity to a deluded sinner like myself will be storing up points with the imaginary friend of their choice
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Rigga wrote:
    Shag my girlfriends best mate

    But your girlfriends best mate is called Gary. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Lunge wildly at the pope
    Tell everyone who shot JR
    Cancel Christmas
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Mop Bucket, Pail, Fire bucket, JCB, spares, waste paper.

    One less bucket than I need...
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Bit of a dilemma here-21/12 is the wife`s birthday,and if I dont prepare for it it will be the end of the world.Might order a sofa from DFS. :wink:
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    I reckon the stock market would go into free-fall with the impending doom, so in the tradition of buy low sell high would go on a share buying frenzy knowing that I can't lose either way.
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    nevman wrote:
    Bit of a dilemma here-21/12 is the wife`s birthday,and if I dont prepare for it it will be the end of the world.Might order a sofa from DFS. :wink:

    There's a point - if it's curtains* for all of us, will that mean DFS will finally have to cease having some sort of sale on? Or, like cockroaches, will DFS be able to survive on a post-apocalypse Earth?

    David

    *No upholstery gag intended.
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • Capt Slog wrote:
    It's odd how some will believe the prophecies of a bunch of idiots who thought that the way to make their crops grow was to disembowel people and throw them off the top of a pyramid.


    Bugger, now you tell me...
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Capt Slog wrote:
    It's odd how some will believe the prophecies of a bunch of idiots who thought that the way to make their crops grow was to disembowel people and throw them off the top of a pyramid.

    Not a suggestion you hear often on Gardeners' Question Time, I grant you. ;)

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Mmmm-Bob Flowerdew-anagram for Blood Feeder???Beats p*ss*ing in a bucket.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.