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"Were Doomed":- Bucket List

bearfraserbearfraser Posts: 435
edited January 2012 in The bottom bracket
Given that the world MAY end on December the 21st 2012 if the Mayans and numerous others are right what's on everybody's "Bucket List" to do before the day. :?:

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  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,386
    Laugh at the Mayans on the 22nd.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • RiggaRigga Posts: 939
    Shag my girlfriends best mate
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    November 22nd-order the most expensive bike on 28 days return.Or not.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • capt_slogcapt_slog Posts: 3,826
    It's odd how some will believe the prophecies of a bunch of idiots who thought that the way to make their crops grow was to disembowel people and throw them off the top of a pyramid.


    Anyone who is sure that the world will end on Dec 21st is very welcome to send cash to my email address via paypal :D


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ProssPross Posts: 34,751
    Spend time educating people who say were instead of we're :wink:
  • MattC59MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Spend time educating people that the mayans didn't think that the world was going to end in 2012, they just didn't write their callendar any further out than that.
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Capt Slog wrote:
    It's odd how some will believe the prophecies of a bunch of idiots who thought that the way to make their crops grow was to disembowel people and throw them off the top of a pyramid.

    Biodynamics-they were way ahead of their time. :wink:
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 15,237
    spend my time signing up believers to transfer their entire (positive) assets to me on the 22nd - after all, if they believe, then they have nothing to lose and through their generosity to a deluded sinner like myself will be storing up points with the imaginary friend of their choice
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Rigga wrote:
    Shag my girlfriends best mate

    But your girlfriends best mate is called Gary. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • t.m.h.n.e.tt.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    Lunge wildly at the pope
    Tell everyone who shot JR
    Cancel Christmas
  • Redhog14Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Mop Bucket, Pail, Fire bucket, JCB, spares, waste paper.

    One less bucket than I need...
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Bit of a dilemma here-21/12 is the wife`s birthday,and if I dont prepare for it it will be the end of the world.Might order a sofa from DFS. :wink:
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
  • CiBCiB Posts: 6,098
    I reckon the stock market would go into free-fall with the impending doom, so in the tradition of buy low sell high would go on a share buying frenzy knowing that I can't lose either way.
  • DavidBelcherDavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    nevman wrote:
    Bit of a dilemma here-21/12 is the wife`s birthday,and if I dont prepare for it it will be the end of the world.Might order a sofa from DFS. :wink:

    There's a point - if it's curtains* for all of us, will that mean DFS will finally have to cease having some sort of sale on? Or, like cockroaches, will DFS be able to survive on a post-apocalypse Earth?

    David

    *No upholstery gag intended.
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • Capt Slog wrote:
    It's odd how some will believe the prophecies of a bunch of idiots who thought that the way to make their crops grow was to disembowel people and throw them off the top of a pyramid.


    censored , now you tell me...
  • DavidBelcherDavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Capt Slog wrote:
    It's odd how some will believe the prophecies of a bunch of idiots who thought that the way to make their crops grow was to disembowel people and throw them off the top of a pyramid.

    Not a suggestion you hear often on Gardeners' Question Time, I grant you. ;)

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • nevmannevman Posts: 1,611
    Mmmm-Bob Flowerdew-anagram for Blood Feeder???Beats p*ss*ing in a bucket.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

    Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
    Winter Alan Top Cross
    All rounder Spec. Allez.
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